I’ll do Godfather’s soon since they are giving the movie tonight on Cable so I can brush up on the scene I want to rip off lol! :lol:
THE GODFATHER
Shigeru Miyamoto came into Don Corleone, the Godfather’s office and sat down in the seat before his desk.
GODFATHER: Mr. Shigeru Miyamoto, it is quite the honor to meet such a great man. What you have done for members of the community like Mario and Luigi is tremendous and you have my gratitude.
MIYAMOTO: Wait just a minute! Mario and Luigi have no connection whatsoever to your lowlife family or the mafia! Ever heard of Super Mario World 2: Yoshi’s island? You’ll find Mario and Luigi’s humble beginnings there. Sheesh not all italians are part of the mafia you know!
GODFATHER: Be that as it may, it is still great for our people that two of the biggest video game characters of all time are Italian. I come to you in friendship, I wish to make you a business proposition.
MIYAMOTO: Business?
GODFATHER: You see, there is a good friend of mine who wants to be in your Super Smash Bros. Brawl Tournament.
MIYAMOTO: Well, Sakurai has final say on that matter…
GODFATHER: With all due respect, let us not waist any time. One word from you to Sakurai and this man is in. He’s been good to our family, he helped decorate Luca Brasi’s birthday bash with tons of balloons free of charge.
MIYAMOTO: Balloons… and just who may this person be?
GODFATHER: His name is Tingle.
MIYAMOTO: …
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MIYAMOTO: Here’s the thing about Tingle. He’s not very popular outside of Japan. There’s just no way I’m going to let him in the tourney.
GODFATHER: Just listen to my proposal. All Tingle wants is a chance to compete, the money means nothing to him. He wants to gain more respect around the world. For every match that he wins we’ll take 60% of the winnings and you can pocket the other 40%. If he doesn’t win any matches he may get a few broken kneecaps but you will not be implied in any allegations. I’m making you an offer you can’t refuse!
MIYAMOTO: (Gets angry, throws his chair to the side of the room and starts yelling) AN OFFER I CAN’T REFUSE? HOW ABOUT I GIVE YOU A BABOMB YOU CAN’T DEFUSE! I’M SHIGERU MIYAMOTO AND NO ONE PUSHES ME AROUND! LISTEN MR. CORLEONE THERE IS NO WAY TINGLE IS GETTING IN SUPER SMASH BROS. BRAWL! Let me tell you about Tingle. Me and Pauline were getting along fine after Mario dumped her for Princess Peach. We had a whirlwind romance! I was grooming Pauline to have the biggest video game comeback in history! But then Tingle came along prancing around with all of his talk about becoming a fairy that drives women nuts and he stole her from me! Now she only has time for small rolls like Mario vs. Donkey Kong 2: March of the Minis and she won’t return my phone calls! MARK MY WORDS TINGLE WILL NEVER COMPETE IN THE SUPER SMASH BROS. BRAWL TOURNAMENT!
Shigeru Miyamoto stormed out of the Godfather’s office and headed home.
The next morning Miyamoto woke up in his luxurious oversized bed with white satin sheets. He noticed that someone had crawled in his bed so he pulled the covers back a bit. He saw the face of a green Yoshi that was smiling as it gazed at Miyamoto.
MIYAMOTO: Awwwww, a Yoshi crawled into my bed at night, how cute! And just how are you doing my little precious!
Next he pulled the covers all the way back and realized that it was just the Yoshi’s chopped off head and the rest of his bed was stained with red blood!
MIYAMOTO: (Yells for dear life) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
It is still unknown whether or not Tingle will appear in Super Smash Bros. Brawl but the word on the street is that his chances went up just a bit.
The Godfather, AKA Don Corleone AKA Vito Corleone first appeared in The Godfather novel in 1969 written by Mario Puzo. In 1972 the book was made into a film and has gone down in history as one of the greatest films of all time. In the sequel Vito Corleone returned as the movie followed his exploits when he was a younger man.
BP STATS
Character Name: Don Corleone, The Godfather
Sponsor: Fatherbrain
Defeated: Zinedine Zidane
Lost Against: Agent Smith
Game Appearances: The Godfather
Other Media: The Godfather novel he originated from. In the first movie he was played by Marlon Brando and in the sequel his younger self was portrayed by Robert Dinero.
SOLID SNAKE
The great soldier of fortune Solid Snake was crawling through a huge green pipe below the earth’s crust. When he emerged Snake found himself in one of the dungeon levels of the original Super Mario Bros. game. A floating box in the air with a question mark on it puzzled Snake, out of curiosity he shot it with his pistol! A mushroom sprang from it and started to move away. Snake ran to grab that mushroom because he had already exhausted all of his rations on this stealth mission. As soon as he touched it he found himself piloting Metal Gear Rex!
SOLID SNAKE: Oh yeah now that’s what I call a power up!
Koopa Paratroopas attacked snake but with the gun turrets on Metal Gear Rex he blasted these flying turtles out of the sky as their guts and intestines painted the white brick floor a nice shade of crimson red! Snake was having the time of his life, it was as easy as shooting ducks on the NES Duck Hunt game!
He made one fatal flaw. He didn’t notice a small Goomba walk up to Metal Gear Rex. As soon as he touched the nuclear weapon carrying mech it vanished, all Mushroom Power Ups loose to being touched by a baddie! After the machine disappeared Snake landed on the Goomba flattening him. He ran into the nearest green pipe sticking out of the ground and continued to stealthily make his way through.
King Bowser was waiting on his small bridge, just behind him was a Golden Axe. He was waiting to defeat Mario, Luigi or whoever else came his way. But he wasn’t expecting the legendary warrior Solid Snake.
Snake crawled under the bridge beneath him under King Browser’s feet like a lizard. Once he came out on the other end he grabbed the golden axe and chopped the bridge so the King of the Koopas could fall to his doom! Bowser realized this just in time and leaped up, turned around and tried to fry up Snake like yesterday’s lunch, but a quick evade and a shot from his mini bazooka gave Snake the win! The attack reduced Bowser to a turtle shell and he fell to the bottom of the lava pit, but this wasn’t the last we’ve seen of the mighty King Bowser… he always comes back…
Snake dropped down to the lower level and he saw Toad, the Mushroom Retainer.
TOAD: Sowwy Sowid Snake but Zewo Suit Samus is in anothew castwe!
SOLID SNAKE: Damn it! Hey there’s something I’ve always wanted to ask you, are you a boy or a girl?
TOAD: Why can’t you teww? I’m a…
SOLID SNAKE: Wait just a second there Toad…
Solid Snake tapped his ear. Colonel Roy Campbell contacted him via codec.
CAMPBELL: Snake. Have you infiltrated the Super Smash Bros. Brawl Tournament yet?
SOLID SNAKE: Later for that, I’m trying sneak up behind Zero suit Samus and take a picture of her from the back for Otacon. Just like Merryl she’s got a great butt!
CAMPBELL: Watch it that’s my niece you’re talking about!
SOLID SNAKE: Gotta go Colonel. I’m gonna see if I could find a card board box I can hide in.
Snake blasted a hole in the wall with his mini bazooka that revealed a ray of sunlight coming from up above. The master of espionage ran off to meet his fate head on, along with taking some pictures of Samus of course!
CAMPBELL: SNAKE GET BACK TO THE MISSION! SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!
Solid Snake hails from the Metal Gear series. He is based on plenty of Hollywood action heroes but most importantly is Snake Plissken from Escape from New York played by Kurt Russell. He even adapted the code name Plissken in Metal Gear Solid 2. The first Metal Gear Solid game was a huge success and even broke the fourth wall of gaming. Players had to look on the CD case of the game itself, switch joystick ports and worry about Psycho Mantis reading your memory card. It was truly a revolutionary game that catapulted Solid Snake into video game super stardom.
Character Name: Solid Snake
Sponsor: Worthless Scrub
Defeated: Guile, Psylocke
Lost Against: Otacon
Game Appearances: The Metal Gear franchise, Evolution Skateboarding, Ape Escape 3 in the Mesal Gear Solid mini-game and DreamMix TV. He will return in Metal Gear Solid 4 for the PS3 and Super Smash Bros. Brawl for the Wii.
Other Media: Appears in the Metal Gear Solid 1 and 2 comic book series from IDW and the Metal Gear Solid: Digital Graphic Novel for the PSP that showcases the first graphic novel in a new and exciting way.
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World Music Awards, London
After his respectable preformance at the Heaven Clash Tournament, Terry Bogard was treated to a night out to the WMA in London
by his brother Andy.
“It’s good to spend some time together again bro” says Terry
Andy nods with a smile.
The two were enjoying themselves, as they awaited the next act, which would be no other then Micheal Jackson…
“I wonder if he can still preform like the old days” mentions Terry
Andy just shrugs, as a choir makes it’s way to the stage, followed by the King of pop.
As the infamous song “We are the world” is played, Jackson is clearly struggling with his lines…
Watching from the crowd Terry slaps his forehead.
While the crowd is in awe, Terry leaves his seat…
“Terry where are you going?” asks Andy to his brother
"You’ll see…" answers Terry
As Micheal’s microphone gets cut off by the production crew, due to his piss poor preformance, the choir sings out the entire song.
When the song ends, it is abruptly followed by the tune of “Smooth Criminal”…
Suddenly Terry appears on the stage with his own microphone moonwalking towards the King of Pop
"Micheal are you ok? are you ok Micheal?" sings Terry
"Well actually my face is…"
BUSTA WOLF!!!
Micheal never gets to answer the question as Terry preforms his infamous trademark move to blow Jackson off the stage.
“You been hit by, you been struck by the Mark of the Wolf!!!” shouts Terry out as he turns his back to the crowd and throws his hat towards them.
The crowd is lovin’ it as the loudly cheer Terry.
From his seat Andy sighs… “I should have gone with Mai…”
Character Name: Terry Bogard
Sponsor: Aragami
Defeated: Ryan, Crono, (couldn’t track down the rest 
)
Lost Against: Cammy
Video Game Appearances: Fata Fury series, King of Fighters series, Capcom vs SNK series, SvC card game series, and many more
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I’ve been super busy lately and I was on vacation too far away visisting relatives, hence the hold up. Jean Grey’s is about 95% done, I should get that one in next week or so. Then I’ll work on Thor’s Outro and pick out 10 more characters.
Diek - Are you still going to do Doctor Doom’s Outro? I have an idea for him.
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Feel free to take Doom Sano, I’m quite busy atm although I may do Jill’s outro.
I’ve been busy with work too and got hella writer’s block. I’m still going to continue the outro for Shermie and the other characters I picked. GJ doing Terry’s, though.
Let’s see if I can do this without having fights in every outro.
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JAPAN
VROOOOOOOM.
A motorcycle shuttles through the mountain pass. Its roar resonates through Green vegetation and dull grey concrete alike seemingly flowed around the swift craft.
The rider looked at the path ahead with a determined look. She was determined to make it to the meeting down in the city on time. She had an entire zaibatsu to manage. Normally, she would have had her limousines and convoys, but this time she chose anonymity. She had big plans after all, and these were awkward times. It was the season, she feared, that her enemies may draw near.
Perhaps a little too soon, though?
The rider’s eyes widened. She was shocked, for there in the middle of the road stood a figure. It can’t be, the rider’s mind protested. Still, she did her best to control the breaks. She veered, and came to a rough stop at what little dirt shoulder existed in the pass.
She scanned the figure once again. It was unmistakeable, The shocking pink and navy blue colors did not lie. Neither did the fiery red hair. It was the witch, the harlot, the temptress worthy of Babylon of old herself.
Judging from her hand gestures, apparently the temptress wanted to hitch a ride, as well.
Chizuru removed her helmet and threw her best you have got to be kidding me glare.
Shermie was taken aback. Disoriented and surprised at the sudden appearance of her foe, she merely acknowledged her feebly.
“Oh…you.”
Chizuru spoke. She knew of the battle that had just concluded.
“While I am glad that such immense power did not fall to the Orochi, you have returned! Far sooner than I had expected. Explain yourself.”
“It is the organizers!” said Shermie. “They haphazardly warped everyone home.” She pointed to the valley. “I am supposed to be in the city where you are headed! But apparently, this was the best they could manage.”
“How about your boytoys? Nanakase, and that other youth-”
“I have tried,” sighed Shermie as she pocketed her cell phone. “But the battery was low, and even if it were not, the signal was poor.”
“And why should I assist you, of all people?”
Shermie laughed.
“Oh, please. You of all people should know that there are whens and wheres for everything. If I wanted to take out the last surviving Yata Mirror Girl now- I could! But that would not be very formal or fun right now. I take pride in style!”
She tossed her twin ponytails aside, and stretched.
“Hmph! I am without the Sword and the Shield at the moment,” said Chizuru, referencing her Sacred Treasure affiliates. “However…”
She closed her eyes. Seconds later, she opened them, and rendered her verdict.
“Very well… hop in the back seat! I do not have any further time to waste! I shall deal with your ilk- and your beliefs- at a more appropriate time.”
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Character Name: Shermie
Sponsor: 4neqs
Defeated: Astaroth
Lost Against: Terra
Game Appearances: King of Fighters '97, '98, 2002, and Neowave, Neo Geo Battle Coliseum, SNK Gals Fighters
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JEAN GREY
While sitting on golden chairs that looked like they were made for the Pope Jean Grey and Gwen Stacy were playing chess up in Heaven. The ground was a big fluffy cloud that seemed to stretch on forever and they sky was a light shade of blue. Jean had her eyes focused on the chess board as Gwen Stacy was dominating the game.
JEAN GREY: It was fun returning to the world of the living for the Heaven Clash Tournament. But I think I’ll spend the rest of my days here and take it easy. All of the endless fighting on the human world, it just gets tiresome you know?
GWEN STACY: Yeah I came back to Earth during that House of M event when Scarlet Witch remade history. All of the heroes got their deepest desires. I was married to Peter Parker. I think it was because I was on his mind a lot when the twins I had with Norman Osborne resurfaced.
JEAN GREY: House of M? Wait a minute, hang on… if all of the heroes got their deepest desires how come I didn’t return married to Cyclops or even Wolverine? Seriously, what the…
GWEN STACY: What can I say, that mojo your future self put on on Cyke so that he can forget about you and move on with Emma Frost worked better than you expected. As for Wolverine, it was Mystique’s greatest desire to bag Wolverine deep down so her wish overturned Wolverine’s, I think… something like that…
JEAN GREY: What the…
GWEN STACY: Hey don’t look at me! It’s not like I can explain Luke Cage living in the sewer or a lot of other stuff that just made no sense during House of M…
The final boss of Namco x Capcom Saya walked up to Jean and Gwen.
SAYA: Wow, an exciting game of chess! You Heaven dwellers have all of the fun, YAAAAAAWN…
JEAN GREY: What are you doing here? I know that you are not allowed to go to heaven!
SAYA: Relax, this place is too boring for me to stay for long. And not to brag, but I’m still quite the expert at traveling between dimensions.
GWEN STACY: Okay, nice talking to you and don’t let Heaven’s gate hit your ass on the way out!
SAYA: Touchy, touchy. I just came to deliver a message, ho ho ho!
JEAN GREY: Hoe is right, and just what is your message Saya?
SAYA: It’s about Cyclops and Emma Frost.
JEAN GREY: Yes, I know they are a couple now, that’s not exactly news.
SAYA: It’s not that honey. They are about to get married.
JEAN GREY: …
GWEN STACY: (Places her rook five paces ahead of Jean Grey’s king on the Chess board.) Check!
Overcome with jealousy over the fact that her former lover is getting remarried when she didn’t die that long ago Jean Grey knocks over the chess board and transforms into her Dark Phoenix mode!
DARK PHOENIX: I WILL MAKE HIM PAY! THEY WILL ALL PAY! THE PLANET EARTH SHALL CEASE TO EXIST!
Dark Phoenix returns to Earth and causes major problems for the X-Men creating a 100 issue story arc with multiple tie ins comic book style!
Jean Grey first appeared in X-Men #1 written by Stan Lee and illustrated by Jack Kirby in 1963. Also known as Marvel Girl she is an incredibly powerful Mutant with Telepathic and Telekenetic abilities who married Cyclops AKA Scott Summers. There’s always been a hint of romance between her and Wolverine but it never came to be. She is currently dead in the Marvel Universe but chances are she will come back to life at some point, doesn’t look like she will return any time soon though as far as I know but it’s only a matter of time, she never stays dead for long.
Character Name: Jean Grey
Sponser: Adam Warlock
Defeated: Dhalsim, Blizzard
Lost Against: Thor
Game Appearances: X-Men II The Fall of the Mutants, X-Men on the Sega Genesis, X-Men Gamemaster’s Legacy, X-Men Mutant Academy, X-Men Legends 1 & 2, X-Men Next Dimension, X-Men the Official game, Marvel Ultimate Alliance. Has a cameo in Wolverine’s X-Men Children of the Atom video game and a few more cameos in Capcom games. She appeared in the comic featured in Marvel Nemesis Rise of the Imperfects that showed an early story of the Ultimate X-Men team but she wasn’t in the game itself.
Other Media: Had a cameo in Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends as Marvel Girl. Appeared in both of the X-Men cartoons as a main character, the one in the 90s and in X-Men Evolution. She is also a major character in all 3 X-Men Live action movies where she is played by Famke Janssen.
Working on Thor’s right now, should be up soon, either this week or next. These are the next 10 characters I want to tackle. If anyone wants to write outros for any of them go ahead, just let me know.
Slash
Sandman
Doctor Doom
Juggernaut
Michaelangelo
Captain America
Hulk
Method Man
Colossus
Otacon
THOR
The Circus had come to town in Italy. The Mighty God Thor flew down to Earth and approached Rose’s (of Street Fighter Alpha) open tent. He noted that upon this open field there were all kinds of attractions before the main event of the festival in the big tent, a two headed man which was obviously fake, a fat bearded lady and a flame throwing man. Thor took it all in and just wondered about how strange these mortals were. He had seen enough for one day so he went to speak to Rose. The purple haired woman was sitting at a round table draped with a light purple cloth. Her delicate yet fierce looking hands moved about her crystal ball that displayed a wide spectrum of colors.
THOR: (Entered the tent and moved a piece of the cloth that blocked the entrance above his head and continued to walk towards Rose while speaking) Why hath though summoned the Mighty Thor wench? My throat is parched, fetch me some ail!
ROSE: (Laughs) Hmm hmm hmm! I suppose chivalry is dead in Asgard, or did it ever exist in your world?
THOR: Enough with your idle prattle, go make me a sandwich woman!
ROSE: (Smiles) I see, you don’t look very manly for a Norse man. Clean shaved with long blonde hair? I think Haggar the Horrible will have you for breakfast. Maybe you should go make me a sandwich!
THOR: WHY SUCH NERVE! (Raises his hammer named Mjolnir) I SHALL SMITE THEE!
ROSE: Don’t get your goldie locks all done up in pig tails Mr. Thor. I summoned you because your beloved Enchantress is in trouble.
THOR: Enchantress? My beautiful Amora? What ails her might I ask?
ROSE: (With a rather serious expression she stares strongly into her crystal ball) …I’m not… exactly certain… I can only make out a few syllables… Rag… Rok…
THOR: RAGNAROK! THE TWILIGHT OF THE GODS! THE END TO ALL THERE IS! NO! I MUST SAVE AMORA!
Yes even though Thor and Enchantress have battled each other for years as of late the two have become lovers. Thor feared that he would lose her and would regret all of the years the two wasted fighting each other. He flew off to Asgard, soaring over the Rainbow Bridge that connects Earth to this realm.
ROSE: (Laughs) Hmm hmm hmm! I suppose chivalry is not dead in Asgard after all.
Rose’s cell phone rang playing the tune from her Street Fighter Alpha 2 stage. She saw the name ‘DOC STRANGE’ on her phone’s small screen and then answered it right away.
ROSE: (Talking on the phone) Hello Stephen!
DR. STRANGE: (Heard on the other end of the phone) Ah, my sweet Rose! So are we still on…
ROSE: Yes, we are still on for Friday night. I’ll wear that purple miniskirt that you like so much.
DR. STRANGE: BY THE HOARY HOSTS!
ROSE: Huh? There must be a bad connection. Did you just call me a whory host? Hmm…(smiles) I’ll take that as a compliment…
Thor came crashing through a window of the Enchantress’s castle. He witnessed his girlfriend walk away from two large wooden doors looking quite exhausted. Next the voluptuous blonde haired Goddess fainted and hit the floor like a ton of bricks.
The Norse god hoisted up the Enchantress off the floor.
THOR: Amora! Wake up! Speak to me!
ENCHANTRESS: (Wakes up but is very weak, looks as if she’s half asleep) Thor… in that… other room… Rag… Rok…
THOR: RAGNAROK! THE END OF ALL EXISTENCE HAS COME! IT MUST BE MY CURSED STEP BROTHER LOKI’S DOING! I SHALL FINALLY SLAY HIM ONCE AND FOR ALL!
Thor destroyed the twin wooded doors with Mjolnir and entered the room his betrothed emerged from! The Mighty Thor was ready for battle and if the prophecy of Ragnarok held true this would be his final battle indeed! The Norse God was ready to go out in a blaze of glory!
To his surprise on the other end of the door was a portal to a different dimension. Thor found himself in a cave surrounded by small singing Muppets who sang their famous theme song:
*Dance your cares away
Worry’s for another day
Let the music play
Down at Fraggle Rock
Down at Fraggle Rock *
THOR: Down at Fraggle Rock?
ENCHANTRESS: Ugh… please make those hairy little creatures stop singing… you fuzballs know any Wu-Tang songs?
Thor first appeared in Journey Into Mystery #83 back in 1962 created by Stan Lee, Larry Leiber (Stan Lee’s brother, Stan Lee’s real last name is Leiber) and Jack Kirby. The comic book character is of course based on the Norse God of Legend. He is hands down one of Marvel’s most powerful heroes. The Mighty Thor hasn’t been very active in comics aside from a robotic clone of him causing trouble in Marvel’s Civil War storyline (named ‘Clor’ by comic book fans) but he will make a major comeback later this year.
BP STATS
Character Name: Thor. He sometimes has a human persona of a man named Donald Blake.
Sponsor: Adam Warlock
Defeated: Morpheus, Sarah Kerrigan, Jean Grey
Lost Against: Hauzer
Game Appearances: He has a few cameos in Marvel Super Heroes from Capcom. Also appears in Marvel vs. Capcom 1 as a helper. He is a main character in Marvel Ultimate Alliance.
Other Media: Journey into Mystery, Thor, Avengers and several other comic book appearances. He had a cartoon segment called The Mighty Thor in the 60s Marvel Super Heroes cartoon. He had cameos and guest starring roles in the cartoons Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends, Fantastic Four, The Incredible Hulk(90s), and the 90s Avengers cartoon. He is a main character in The Ultimate Avengers movies, parts 1 & 2. Thor was portrayed by Erik Kramer in the TV movie The Incredible Hulk Returns.
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Haven’t checked in a while, pretty good.
And yeah, Adam dropped out in Thor’s match. I believe it was against (eventual finalist) Hauzer.
Ah thanks! I’ll edit my post and put down he was defeated by Hauzer. Sounds better.
Doom’s is coming when I get a free minute…
Doom’s outro is done. Should be up tomorrow or so. After that I’ll do Juggernaut’s outro.
DOCTOR DOOM
Up in the lab of his Latverian Castle Doctor Doom was standing behind a computer monitor that looked like a podium typing away.
DOCTOR DOOM: Oh that Reed Richards thinks he’s so smart. ‘Hi, my name is Reed Richards and I discovered the Negative Zone. I’m just so much smarter than Doctor Doom even though I am a big fat poopy head!’ BAH! None is more intelligent than DOOM. DOOM is about to open a portal to another dimension, one ripe for takeover. Once DOOM takes over this world DOOM will come back with a mighty army, rid the world of the Fantastic Four once and for all and take over the world! HA HA HA HA HA HA!
In the center of his lab a portal to another dimension opened up. Inside Doctor Doom saw a gigantic reel of black and white film spinning, like you’d see on an old black and white movie. The numbers counted down to 3, 2, 1 and then Doom heard a loud scream.
???: COME OOOOOOOON SIX MACHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!
Yes it was Viewtiful Joe that came out of the portal flying his Six Machine jet! He flew around Doctor Doom’s lab like a moth circling a flame and shot beams of energy at just about everything!
DOCTOR DOOM: WHO ARE YOU! CEASE THIS ATTACK AT ONCE OR YOU SHALL FEEL THE WRATH OF DOOM!
Viewtiful Joe: (Jumps out of his Six Machine, stands a few feet in front of Doom. He is much smaller than the Latverian Dictator, only reaching up to Doom’s kneecaps. While he speaks he strikes a series of embarassing poses that would even make the Great Sayaman of Dragon Ball’s poses look good…) The name’s Viewtiful Joe and I’m here to save Sylvia and kick Jadow butt oh yeah! So big Doom robot you are going down!
Viewtiful Joe’s protective mask went over his face and he started to beat up Doom with his famous Fast Forward Super Speed attack! Doom managed to attempt to sweep the pint sized hero even though he was facing his barrage of punches and kicks! A small skull with a red outline appeared where Doom’s sweeping foot was gonna hit Joe warning him of the attack. Putting things in Slow Motion Joe leaped up to dodge and made a very feminine noise “Waa!” Still midair he did his Slow Motion aerial Sommersault attack where his body spins clockwise and kicked Doom away, sending him flying back to a wall! Infuriated Doom fired a lazer blast at Viewtiful Joe and that was enough to defeat Joe!
Seconds later Joe woke up and rose from the ground. His protective facial mask went away.
VIEWTIFUL JOE: Owe owe owe… did someone get the license plate of that truck?
DOCTOR DOOM: DOOM does not wish to engage in fisticuffs. I, the brilliant Doctor Victor Von DOOM attempted to open a portal to your realm so that I could rule your world and return with an army of soldiers. But I have no interest in a race of super deformed chibi losers. BEGONE INSECT!
VIEWTIFUL JOE: So, wait a second… you don’t work for Jadow? Ah man, I gotta get back to my world to save Sylvia… but first, I think I’ll wreck your lab so you don’t try messing with Movie Land ever again!
Just as he said, Joe jumped back into the Six Machine and used Fast Forward. With lightning speed he continued to randomly fire shots at the lab with Doom yelling, firing beams at him but missing every time! Just before the portal to his world closed Joe flew back inside and continued on his quest to save his girlfriend.
Much later that day Doctor Doom was sitting on his couch with a pink robe over his green cloak and cute little pink bunny slippers over his metallic armored feet. He was watching TV and munching on a bowl of popcorn.
DOCTOR DOOM: Curse that Viewtiful Joe foiling my plans for world domination! At the very least my favorite TV Show America’s Funniest Home Videos is about to come on. Oh how DOOM loves laughing at those fat, lazy, stupid Americans HA! HA! HA!
So Doom picked up the remote and turned it on. There was Bob Saget hosting Doom’s favorite Program.
BOB SAGET: We have a special treat for you folks today, we are gonna show you an entry from Latveria’s Funniest Home Videos! (Laughter from the audience) Oh I kid you not ladies and germs. You see Mr. Fantastic, Reed Richards of the Fantastic Four has been spying on Doctor Doom. So he came across this footage, well see for yourself!
Bob Saget ran the clip of Viewtiful Joe beating up on Doctor Doom and destroying his lab! The video was spliced together so the footage of Doom taking Joe out with one shot wasn’t there.
BOB SAGET: Now I see why we could never rid the world of Doctor Doom. We never thought of sending an army of midget wrestlers! (The Audience was laughing their asses off!)
DOCTOR DOOM: REED RIIIICHAAAAAAAAAAAAARDS!!!
Doctor Doom AKA Victor Von Doom first appeared in Fantastic Four issue # 5 back in 1962. He is hands down one of the greatest villains of all time. Doctor Doom was also the inspiration for Darth Vader of the Star Wars movies. Doom’s done it all, from becoming the ruler of Latveria granting him Diplomatic Immunity, to obtaining god like powers at times, taking over the planet Earth of a different reality and he even managed to escape from Hell! He hasn’t been very active in comic books lately but he is supposed to have a big comeback later this year. All we know so far is that he is working with Captain America villain Red Skull and that can’t be good news for our heroes…
BP STATS
Character Name: Doctor Doom. His real name is Victor Von Doom
Sponsor: Kyoji
Defeated: Urien
Lost Against: Vile
Game Appearances: A slew of games including Spider-Man and Captain America in Doctor Doom’s Revenge, the Spider-Man arcade game, Marvel Super Heroes and MVC2. He is also in Marvel Nemesis Rise of the Imperfects only on the PSP version. Currently he can be found in Marvel Ultimate Alliance.
Other Media: Fantastic Four comics he originated from and several other comic book appearances. He has appeared in many cartoons including The Marvel Superheroes Show, the 1981 Spider-Man cartoon, Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends, the 90s Hulk and Spider-Man cartoons. He has appeared in all Fantastic Four cartoons including the recent 2006 series. He was portrayed by Joseph Culp in Roger Corman’s Fantastic Four movie that was never officially released and he was portrayed by Julian McMahon in the 2005 Fantastic Four movie. Doctor Doom will return in the Fantastic Four sequel later this year and Julian McMahon will reprise the role once again.
JUGGERNAUT
Juggernaut was having a meeting with an exec from the Toy Biz company in his office.
JUGGERNAUT: Ya see toy man, me and She-Hulk we had a little thing goin’ on, but she dumped me when I accidentally wrecked a town. Now she even denies havin’ slept with me in the first place! Listen guy, I’m a hero now. Is there anyway you can whip up a toy that shows how much of a good guy I am so maybe I can win She-Hulk back?
TOY BIZ EXEC: Ah, fear not Cain Marko I have just the thing for you!
The exec goes to a drawer in his desk and pulls out a stuffed Juggernaut doll that looks as cute as a button.
JUGGERNAUT: Okay… who is that supposed to be?
TOY BIZ EXEC: This is our new Juggernaut toy made to reflect your new personality as a hero. Let’s face it Juggernaut, you were knocked out by a random explosion and healed with Archangel’s secondary mutation, blood that can heal mutants, that’s just pathet… what I mean to say is that you are not the unstoppable force you once were. So this toy is a reflection of the new and improved Juggernaut, which we have called the Huggernaut! Look how cute he is! Watch what happens when I pull the string!
When he pulls the string the doll utters the words, “I wuv you Samwell Pawe!”
This is enough to send Juggernaut over the deep end! He powers up and regains the full force of the Cyttorak gem! He demolishes the Toy Biz building reducing it to rubble! Standing where the building once stood, Juggernaut utters these words:
JUGGERNAUT: Man I knew I should’a gone to McFarlane Toys…
Juggernaut was created by Stan Lee and the late Jack Kirby first appearing in X-Men #12 back in 1965. He gained his powers through the Crimson Gem of Cyttorak. Professor Xavier’s step-brother and a long standing X-Men villain he has since reformed and was a member of X-Men, now he’s a member of Excalibur. For a long time he was seriously weakened but recently he has gained all of his old powers back. ‘Samwell Pawe,’ AKA Samuel Pare was a Mutant kid that looked like a fish that he got a long with when he was an X-Man, and he kind of is responsible for his death oooh… And yeah, Juggy did sleep with She-Hulk but she denies this happened so it may have been retconned, or she is just in denial lol! Marvel has eluded that since the Juggernaut has all of his powers back he and Hulk are going to have a big fight later this year, but nothing is written in stone just yet as far as I know. He can currently be found in the New Excalibur comic.
BP STATS
Character Name: Juggernaut. His real name is Cain Marko
Sponsor: Nemesis00
Defeated: Method Man
Lost Against: Ralf Jones
Game Appearances: Lots of them including Captain America and the Avengers, the X-Men Arcade game, Spider-Man and the X-Men: Arcade’s revenge, X-Men Legends parts 1 and 2. He is a Danger Room simulation in X-Men: Mutant Apocalypse from Capcom. His other Capcom appearances are in X-Men Children of the Atom, X-Men vs. Street Fighter and MVC 1 and 2.
Other Media: Appears in Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends, the 1989 X-Men pilot Pryde of the X-Men and both the X-Men and X-Men Evolution cartoons. He appeared in the third live action X-Men movie portrayed by Vinnie Jones.
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Wow this thread sure gets a lot of views! Sorry I can’t crank these out a little faster oooh…
This week I can’t do much. Next week I’ll start working on one story that Outros Otacon and another character at the same time, hopefully it will be up soon enough. 
OTACON AND ______
Sharon Dame of the Street Fighter EX series patiently waited in a fancy restaurant that was set up for a night of Speed Dating. These were very brief dates where a person would spend 10 minutes with someone and decide if they were right for them, a trend that is becoming quite popular as of late.
SHARON: Speed Dating, man my sister Blair sure comes out with some stupid ideas. My social life is fine, I’m happy only dating assassins. I’m sure Golgo 13 will return my phone call one of these years, I just know that deep down he’s a one woman man…
A very dorky looking scientist wearing a white lab coat sat at Sharon’s table and hit the buzzer that started the 10 minute timer.
OTACON: Hey gorgeous! The name’s Doctor Hal Emmerich but you can call me Otacon baby! What’s say you come over to my place and we can watch some Hentai Anime! I got the entire Urotsukidoji anime on Blu-Ray, that’s right I’m talking about Legend of the Overfiend! Tentacle sex, oh yeah!
SHARON: … (Sharon quickly went to hit the buzzer that was near Otacon to end the date, but Otacon grabbed her hand and stopped her).
OTACON: Come on, let’s not be hasty Sharon Dame!
SHARON: WHAT! How does a loser like you know my name? Are you some kind of sicko stalker?
OTACON: Oh no it’s nothing like that. You see, I knew you were going to show up here via hacking the Speeddater.com website. I just had to meet you! You see, I have this thing…
SHARON: Okay… this is about to get weird… WAITER! CHECK PLEASE!
OTACON: I have a thing for girls that are assassins! Oh man, they just get me so HOTT! I want to hire you!
SHARON: You mean, for a job?
OTACON: Not exactly. I want you to pistol whip me! Threaten to kill me! Humiliate me in public! Just like my sweet Sniper Wolf used to do, RIP! So what do you say toots? Make me your whooping boy!
Sharon was disgusted beyond belief so she pulled out her pistol and shot Otacon in his right shoulder blade! Hal Emmerich fell down backwards! Everyone else in the restaurant looked in shock, but Otacon calmed the crowd by standing up and saying -
OTACON: Don’t worry folks! It was just a BB pellet! She has a wonderful sense of humor doesn’t she! HA! HA! HA!
So he sat back up in his chair like nothing happened, and everyone else went back to their speedy dates.
OTACON: You see, that’s what I’m talking about! Only a trained assassin like yourself would know that my outfit is bulletproof!
SHARON: (Thinks to herself) I didn’t know that at all…
OTACON: So what say we… (Otacon’s cel phone goes off, his phone ring is the theme song from Sailor Moon) Hang on a second, I think I’m receiving an image…
Hal checks his phone and sees that Solid Snake has taken a bunch of images of Zero Suit Samus during the Super Smash Bros. Brawl Tournament, especially a lot of pictures of her butt!
OTACON: KAMEHAMEHA! My boy Snake has hooked me up with some pictures of Samus Aran! Man, she’s smoking! And an Alien assassin too! This date’s over Sharon! I have an appointment with these pics, some hand lotion and the nearest bathroom I can find!
Turning on his Invisibility Suit Otacon disappears and runs out the restaurant!
SHARON: (Stands up and starts yelling) GET BACK HERE! NO ONE LEAVES SHARON ALONE ON A DATE! WHY I’M DISGUSTED! WHAT A SICK INDIVIDUAL! WHY I… think I’m in love…
Feeling sad she sits back down at her table. Another man sits in front of her and stops / restarts the buzzer by pressing it twice. He also had on a lab coat and glasses much like Otacon, the thin brown haired and brown eyed man had a very nice smile.
???: Hello! My name is Doctor… Lee Kirbovsky. I specialize in Gamma Radiation so my work makes me travel all around the world, it gets hard to meet that special someone when you’re on the road all of the time, you know?
SHARON: Hi! My name is Sharon Dame, and I know just what you mean! Always wandering from country to country from assignment to assignment, it’s so hard to just settle down and meet the right man!
Sharon had a good feeling about this one. She normally was not interested in the dorky scientists types but having felt something for Hal might of just turned her around. Besides, this guy seemed pretty normal compared to Otacon, at the very least she could have a little fun.
LEE: Hang on a second, I’m receiving a message.
The Doctor went to check his cel phone that he had set to vibrate. After reading his Text Message he was very happy!
LEE: WOWZA! Good news! My ex-wife Betty wants to talk things over so maybe we can get back together! Well it was nice meeting you Ms. Sherry…
SHARON: That’s Sharon.
LEE: Whatever. Gotta go tootles!
He got up and started walking away, almost skipping like a little school girl.
SHARON: …OH HELL NO I’M NOT GETTING STOOD UP TWICE BY TWO DORKS IN ONE NIGHT!
She pulled out her pistol and shot the Doctor in the back of the head causing him to fall flat on his face! Amazingly, he still stood up and turned to face his attacker!
LEE: You… just made me… very angry… YOU WON’T LIKE ME WHEN I’M ANGRY!
As you may of guessed by now, Lee Kirbovsky was just an alias that he uses since he is a wanted man on the run. His real name was Doctor Robert Bruce Banner, and when he becomes angry or is fatally wounded he becomes green, grows in size and turns into the Incredible Hulk!
HULK: HULK SMASH STUPID ASSASSIN GIRL!
Everyone in the restaurant was stunned and couldn’t move a muscle! Sharon dropped her pistol and her knees started shaking like a leaf!
Suddenly Juggernaut crashed through a wall!
JUGGERNAUT: I’ve been looking all over for you Hulk! I got all the powers of the Crimson Gem of Cyttorak back! It’s time for me to finally settle the score and kick your Jolly Green Giant Ass!
HULK: HULK SMASH STUPID RED TUBAWARE MAN!
Hulk grappled with the Juggernaut and they rolled out onto the street, out of the big hole the Juggernaut created when he entered!
After the initial stun, everyone stared at Sharon yet again. She picked up her pistol and said… “It’s… just a BB gun…” She sat back down at her table waiting for her next date.
Speed Date #3 seemed like a normal guy, he was a handsome Caucasian man and was dressed very nicely.
SHARON: (Thought to herself) Hey, this guy looks normal! No more weirdo scientist guys for me! Maybe the third time’s the charm with my luck!
SPEED DATE #3: (Hits the buzzer twice to restart the timer) Hi!
SHARON: Hello!
SPEED DATE #3: How would you like to make fifty bucks the easy way?
SHARON: ???
SPEED DATE #3: I’ll make fifty bucks just for turning you on to this! It’s a fifty fifty offer! Sign up now for DirecTV…
Yes, it was that annoying speed dating guy from those DirecTV commercials. Looks like Sharon would have to use her pistol one more time before the night was over…
Otacon made his first appearance in Metal Gear Solid 1 as the brilliant scientist who created Metal Gear Rex and had a crush on Sniper Wolf. He’s also an anime fan and that’s where his nickname comes from, which stands for Otaku Convention. He’s Solid Snake’s sidekick and the coolest nerd in video games. And that’s saying a lot since I think that Norimaro is pretty cool myself. 
BP STATS
Character Name: Otacon. His real name is Hal Emmerich
Sponsor: Aragami
Defeated: Yen Sid, Sigma, Solid Snake
Lost Against: Cammy
Game Appearances: Metal Gear Solid 1 and Metal Gear Solid 2. He will return in Metal Gear Solid 4 for the PS3.
Other Media: Appears in the Metal Gear Solid 1 & 2 comics by IDW.
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The Hulk first appeared in his own comic, The Incredible Hulk #1 and was created by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby in 1962. In his first appearance he was gray but he was later turned green. Then he became gray again much later, but reverted back to green. There is a major comic book event starting up in Marvel called World War Hulk where he… I think the title says it all? They are making a sequel to his recent live action movie where Edward Norton is said to be playing the role of Bruce Banner.
BP STATS
Character Name: The Hulk. His real name is Robert Bruce Banner and he has used several aliases / fake names over the years.
Sponsor: Lord Doom
Defeated: No one
Lost Against: Hauzer
Game Appearances: He has appeared in many many video games including The Incredible Hulk, The Incredible Hulk the Pantheon Saga, the Marvel Super Heroes War of the Gems sidescroller, Marvel Super Heroes the fighting game, Marvel Super Heroes vs. Street Fighter, MVC1 and MVC2. His scientist persona Bruce Banner can currently be found in Marvel Ultimate Alliance and The Hulk has a cut scene in the game too. And he’s in the new Marvel Trading Card video game of course.
Other Media: The 60s Marvel Super Heroes cartoon, Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends, the 80s and 90s Incredible Hulk cartoons, the 90s and the current Fantastic Four cartoon, the 90s Iron Man cartoon and the Ultimate Avengers animated movies. In the live action TV show he was played by Bill Bixby (as David Banner) and Lou Ferrigno as The Hulk. In the recent movie Bruce Banner was portrayed by Eric Bana.
Dang man I just had Sandman’s Outro all typed up and SRK just swallowed it right before I posted it up AAAARG! Second time… man I gotta post them elsewhere and copy and past them here, darn it… I’ve been doing that ever since and this is the first time I didn’t, WAAAAA! :crybaby:
So yeah expect Sandman’s to be up tomorrow. I will attempt to go back to outroing one character a week, though even that might take a few weeks for me to set that up right.
I have no idea when they will all be done but I am pushing towards December or sometime before to get the remaining characters. Hopefully much earlier than December…
Thanks for your patience! For whatever reason this is the most viewed Fan Fic-related thing I’ve had the pleasure of working on with others, so thank ye thank ye! :lovin:
SANDMAN
Flint Marko AKA Sandman was walking around New York City one morning and realized something just wasn’t right.
SANDMAN: I can’t believe I lost to that punk emo kid Gaara during the tournament. Seems like after that affair reality is still a bit screwed up. This isn’t my New York City. We never had a train running above Fifth Avenue of all things.
Spider-Man in his black costume web swings and lands a good ten feet behind Sandman.
SPIDER-MAN: FLINT MARKO!
The villain wearing his green and black striped shirt turned around to face his arch nemesis. He was quite shocked that Spider-Man took off his black mask and threw it on the floor! The great superhero was actually a young teenager who had part of his hair combed over one side of his face. He was crying like a mad man and his bottom lip was quivering.
SANDMAN: Whoa there buddy, superheroes do not take off their masks in broad daylight… And they don’t cry either… Hang on a second, Tobey Maguire, is that you?
SPIDER-MAN: (Still crying) FLINT MARKO… YOU KILLED UNCLE BEN! NOW YOU WILL PAY!
SANDMAN: Okay… what are you talking about?
Wasting no time Spider-Man began firing round balls of webbing at Sandman! Flint Marko got pissed off, grew to become a giant and tried to slam Spider-Man with a big hammer fist! Spidey ran up the side of a 30 story building all while dodging Sandman’s hammer attacks! When he got to the top he lifted up a Water Tower on the roof of a building and tossed it at the giant Sandman! This caused him to turn into slush!
Quickly Sandman vanished from this world. He reappeared in another version of New York City and was able to reassemble himself there.
SANDMAN: Ah, this place seems more like home. I can see there’s no train running above Fifth Ave. here.
Next he notices a crowd of people standing in front of an electronic store watching Spider-Man on various TV monitors. He goes to see what exactly is his greatest enemy doing on TV. Everyone is stunned when Spider-Man takes off his mask! He doesn’t look much like Tobey Maguire, he’s a little older and has brown eyes instead of blue. Yes, Sandman was in the right world. He returned at the same exact moment Spider-Man revealed his secret identity to the entire world during Marvel’s Civil War storyline!
SPIDER-MAN: (On TV) My name is Peter Parker, and I’ve been Spider-Man since I was 15 years old.
SANDMAN: Man I must still be in the wrong reality… (Points to screen and yells) SKRUUUUUUULL!
Sandman first appeared in The Amazing Spider-Man #4 back in 1963 and was created by Stan Lee and Steve Ditko. He is Sam Raimi’s favorite Spider-Man villain. You can find him on the big screen right now in Spider-Man 3, which I poked fun of a bit but I loved it and seen it 3 times, twice in Imax - I’m a HUGE Spider-Man fan lol! Sandman never appeared in the 90s Spider-Man cartoon because they didn’t want to conflict with James Cameron’s idea for a Spider-Man movie which would feature both Sandman and Electro. His movie never saw the light of day as I’m sure you know by now. Electro did appear in the cartoon much later but Sandman never did, Hydro Man was given a much bigger part in the cartoon than he did in the comics due to Sandman’s absence. Interestingly enough, in Marvel comics Sandman and Hydroman once fused together in comics to create Mudman lol! Oh and in a very recent issue of Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man, the latest Annual - my favorite comic book writer Peter David took a much needed closer look at Sandman’s origin and revealed that Flint Marko is an alias he calls himself now but his birth name was William Baker! Okay I better move on otherwise I’ll be talking about Sandman all day. ^_^;
BP STATS
Character Name: Sandman. Goes by the alias of Flint Marko. His birth name is William Baker
Sponsor: Nemesis00
Defeated: Nobody
Lost Against: Gaara
Game Appearances: Various Spider-Man games including The Amazing Spider-Man vs. The Kingpin, Spider-Man 2: The Sinister Six, and Spider-Man 2: Enter Electro. He can be found in the Spider-Man 3 video game that is based on the movie of the same name.
Other Media: Various Spider-Man comics and many many comic book appearances over the years. Has appeared in the 60s and 80s Spider-Man cartoons and the the 70s Fantastic Four cartoon. It is said that he will appear in the new Spectacular Spider-Man cartoon coming this Fall which features Spider-Man as a teenager. He was portrayed by Thomas Hayden Church in Spider-Man 3.
