Lol I spent the last hour typing up Popeye and Luffy here at SRK and then I deleted it somehow before posting it, I’ll retype it tomorrow on a notepad and then just copy and paste it. DOH! 
yeah i started doing that when i realized that i really didnt want to write out my hazards again during the rather unstable times srk was having
And that is why I save most of the minor stuff in Open Office. (Notepad c/p onto a message board reply box often returns unwanted spaces and indents.)
Natsu story might come later today. Aside from what I listed previously, I would also like to do a Marco and Ralf outro.
Merry Christmas everybody.
POPEYE THE SAILOR MAN AND MONKEY D. LUFFY
“Aaaariptopdoobydabyskibopdibee
Skipdopdoobydabyskibopdidee
Skeetinskatinskibidabidub
Skibadabadoobydabyduuuub!”
During a thick fog on the high seas Popeye sang his familiar song of giberish while piloting the big wooden steering wheel of his boat. His wife Olive Oyl had her arms around the sailor. Eugene the Jeep sat there saying “JEEP! JEEP!” and the Whiffle Hen responded with saying “WHIFFLE! WHIFFLE!” Wimpy was working on a stack of hamburgers and Alice the Goon was sitting on a desk on the ship’s deck typing away.
Out of the white mist appeared the Merry Go, the pirate ship of the Straw Hat Crew. With glowing red eyes they all boarded Popeye’s ship ready to plunder!
Monkey D. Luffy attacked Popeye with his machine gun punch, the “GUM GUM GATTLING GUN!” Several rapid punches knocked the sailor back!
Nami attacked Olive Oyl with her staff! Olive grabbed her bony leg just below her waist and used it as a staff beating the tar out of poor Nami!
Sanji kicked the crap out of the Whiffle Hen and then proceeded to cook it in a boiling pot of hot water!
Usopp fired pebbles from his slingshot at J. Wellington Wimpy, but they just bounced off of his stomach.
WIMPY: You have the wrong man, my friend. Jones is my name. I’m one of the Jones boys.
Tony Tony Chopper was in his muscular Heavy Point mode, he rammed right into Eugene the Jeep! Eugene went through a door on deck and busted out of it driving a 2007 Jeep Grand Cherokee! Tony morphed into his Walk Point that more ressembles a deer and was frozen by the Cherokee’s headlights so he got run over!
Roronoa Zoro came at Alice the Goon with his three swords! He sliced up her desk, typewriter and all of her paperwork! Alice’s thick forearms were able to block all of the swords’ attacks without her being injured.
ALICE THE GOON: Weewawawawompwawawawompwompwompwa! (Translation for those who don’t speak Goon - “Gee thanks! I was going to substitute teach Charlie Brown’s class and you’ve just destroyed all of my lesson plans!”)
Popeye was still getting his butt handed to him by Luffy. He had recently quit from his addiction to spinach so things seemed bleak for the one eyed sailor.
OLIVE OYL: HEAR POPEYE! EAT THIS!
Olive tosses her husband a bucket of Popeye’s Fried Chicken! He eats it up in a few seconds and then gets super strong! You can see planet earth blowing up like it did in Dragon Ball GT if you look straight at his flexed muscle on his right arm!
Seeing as how Olive had some fast food on her, Wimpy approached her.
WIMPY: I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a Biscuit today!
OLIVE OYL: No Wimpy, these are Biscuits from Popeye’s Fried Chicken Restaurant, not the ones from Kentucky Fried Chicken that you love so much!
WIMPY: (While walking away from Olive) Jones is my name. I’m one of the Jones boys.
First Popeye shoved Luffy’s feet into his mouth transforming him into an actual rubberband, then he fired him away to the top of the mast of the Merry Go ship the way anyone would fire a life sized rubberband away, almost like a firing a bow and arrow!
Usopp fired some pebbles at Popeye, but the famous cartoon character fired puffs of smoke from his pipe. These mini clouds looked like small missiles that would come from a Gundam mech! Once they hit Usopp there was a big cloud explosion knocking him out!
Sanji came at Popeye with some furious kicks, but with a quick costume change Popeye resembled Zangief with even some fake scars on his body! He did Zangief’s cossack dance seen during his Street Fighter 2 ending! When he yelled “HEY!” Popeye kicked Sanji in the family jewels taking him down oooh…
Last but not least was Roronoa Zoro. Popeye now back in his Sailor outfit dodged all of his sword attacks and twisted all three of them up in a twister knot! Soon they started spinning around and Zora went high up in the air like the Batman villain Penguin with a helicopter Umbrella!
Now that the Straw Hat crew was defeated, Popeye went to go talk to his sweetheart Olive.
POPEYE: Wow, that Popeye’s Chicken is some strong stuff!
OLIVE OYL: Oh, Popeye! Fried Chicken doesn’t do anything to increase your stregnth and neither does spinach! You just have to believe in yourself!
POPEYE: Well blow me down!
LUFFY: GUM GUM ROCKET!
Luffy grabbed on to the mast of the Merry Go with one arm and leaped back about 50 feet while still hanging on! Once he let go he fired himself straight at Popeye’s back with his Gum Gum Rocket move! Popeye went crashing through the floor of his boat, stuck inside loose floorboards he created with his crash below deck!
POPEYE: Uh… I didn’t mean for you ta blow me down literically! Can I have some spinach now?
The Straw Hat Crew had risen up once again and surrounded the rest of Popeye’s friends on deck! The Sea Hag appeared wearing the Eagle Head statue from the Street Fighter II V anime hanging around her neck by a thick gold chain!
SEA HAG: HAHAHA! As long as I have the Eagle Head the Straw Hat crew is under my control! Come with me Wimpy my sweet! Together we shall return piracy to the high seas, not just have it centered around the Grand Line!
WIMPY: Yes, come over to my house for a duck dinner. You bring the ducks.
OLIVE OYL: ENOUGH!
Olive jumped on Luffy’s back, bounced off and fired herself at the Sea Hag with an extended fist! She destroyed the Eagle Head and sent the Sea Hag flying away!
Some time later Popeye’s gang and the Straw Hat crew made up and were fast friends.
POPEYE: Wowza Olive, I yam impresked! I did not think you were that strong!
OLIVE OYL: (An empty can of spinach fell out from underneath her skirt. She kicked it away and no one noticed…) Oh, it was nothing Popeye, you just gotta believe in yourself(She laughed uneasily), Heh, heh, heeeh…
LUFFY: Say Popeye, we’re sailing the Grand Line looking for One Piece, the greatest treasure in all of the world! Why don’t you guys sail with us for a while!
POPEYE: Okay Luffy! I beat up a lot of blokes during the Heaven Clash Tournament and could use the extra vacation time!
LUFFY: YAHAHAHOOOOOOY!
POPEYE:
*After eating some Fried Chicken
We gave the Sea Hag a butt kickin’
I’m Popeye the Sailor Man!
TOOT! TOOT! *
Popeye was created in 1929 as a guest character on his long running Thimble Theater comic strip and he eventually became so popular that he became the main character of the strip. Since than Popeye has become a huge phenomenom and is known throughout the world. The strip contributed the words “Goon” and “Jeep” to the English language. In Japan there are three magazines entitled “Popeye” “Olive Oyl” and “Brutus.” While the Popeye’s Fried Chicken restaurant claims they did not get their name from the character Popeye was been a spokesperson for them in the past. Popeye was officially married to Olive Oyl in the comic “The Wedding of Popeye and Olive” in 1999 written by Peter David who made sure to do his research on old Thimble Theater strips tying everything together. Popeye was also married to Olive in the short lived “Popeye and Son” cartoon in 1987.
Monkey D. Luffy hails from the One Piece manga that was created in 1999. Both the manga and the anime are incredibly popular in Japan, even more than Naruto which is no small feat. One Piece is so popular that not only does the Straw Hat Crew get to hang out with Dragon Ball and Naruto in the Japanese game Battle Stadium D.O.N.(Dragon Ball, One Piece, Naruto) but all three franchises are there basically at the beginning of both Jump Super Stars and Jump Ultimate Stars. Luffy is a bit irresponsible and has a very straight forward yet simplistic way of thinking, but as the strongest member of his pirate crew he always comes through when it counts and is the glue that keeps their little family of Pirates together.
BP STATS
Character Name: Monkey D. Luffy
Sponser: m121akuma
Defeated: No one
Lost Against: Zidane Tribal
Game Appearances: Every video game based on the One Piece manga and anime. Also appears in Battle Stadium D.O.N., Jump Super Stars and Jump! Ultimate Stars
Other Media: Both the One Piece manga available in English and the anime along with One Piece’s anime movies. Luffy also appeared in the Jump Super Stars manga.
http://www.toei-anim.co.jp/tv/onep/old3/luffy.gif
http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/086/8/c/LuffyClub_ID_by_luffy_club.jpg
Character Name: Popeye The Sailor Man
Sponsor: givequicheachance
Defeated: Jack Sparrow, Charizard, Master Bison, Morrigan, Cammy
Lost Against: Vile
Game Appearances: Every video game based on Popeye starting with the original arcade game that made it’s way to the Atari 2600 back when ports where nowhere near as good as arcade versions
Other Media: The Thimble Theater comic strip he originated from that was eventually renamed ‘Popeye.’ A slew of cartoons with the best hailing from the Fleischer Studios. Also appears in various comic books. BTW, “E.C. Segar’s Popeye I Yam What I Yam” book came out in comic shops a little while ago and featured many strips from Thimble Theater (funnier than any Popeye cartoon you’ve ever seen) and even features Popeye’s first appearance ever! In the live action movie he was portrayed by Robin Williams.
Happy holidays and everyone be safe, good wishes to you and your loved ones! Now to wrap some gifts…
As all I’ve been a bit busy…
But here’s another outro… happy xmas all!
As Blizzard made his way back to the ice glacier he called home, he was greeted by the human tribe who worshipped him as a god.
As Blizzard observed his surroundings he noticed the his icy domain had shrunk a bit during his absence.
“Roar!” Humans and their global warming!
But global warming wasn’t the case this time… as Blizzard sniffed around his nose caught a disgusting scent…
Wasting no time Blizzard followed the unbearable smell to the edges of his ice glacier.
There he found Chaos, the so-called God of Decay, like Blizzard a huge ape.
Chaos was happily urinating all over the Glacier with his “golden shower”.
“Roooooaaarr, uraaaarrr!” So your disgusting pee is melting my home!!!
Furious and disgusting by Chaos, Blizzard dashes towards Chaos, who is caught quite off guard, and hits him with a huge uppercut sending him spiralling into the distant sky.
Blizzard roars and pounds his chest as his tribesmen come and cheer him.
Character Name: Blizzard
Sponsor: Fatherbrian
Defeated: Neferian
Lost Against: Jean Grey
Video Game Appearances: Primal Rage, the infamous MK-like fighting game featuring prehistoric beasts.
http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/9351/blizzard29fd.png
http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/2028/blizzard1cu.png
Gonna write an outro with Tommy and/or the Borg, btw. Been busy (day after Christmas, no less :wasted:) but I hope to have a bundle done on or before new year’s day.
Jack Sparrow’s outro coming soon me hearties. Either today or tomorrow savvy? Yo ho ho and a bottle of milk!
After that I’ll prolly do like one a week or something through January.
Godzilla:
The last thing the atomic monster had seen was a large blinding white flash coming from the small cold man. This blast from Iceman had actually frozen Godzilla in a very large block of ice. He got teleported back to Earth in this same form, that form being frozen. He floated in the ocean for a day or two and finally the Godzillaberg floated into an cavern, stopping deep within Japan.
“Come on Yuki, what are you afraid of? Nobody has been here in years.” Lin said. He was here to impress the girl with feats of his daring, as most teenage boys are oft to do. This particular feat involved going into an abandoned military base. It had always been on the outskirts of town, the denizens had always had the common sense to not venture into it. Lin was full of love and the need to show off, so he threw away caution and proceeded to use the boltcutters he had brought with him to cuz the chainlink fence surrounding the base.
“This is a really stupid idea Lin” Yuki, being the more coolheaded of the two, stated the obvious. She knew that there were risks involved with this, but she did kind of like Lin and didn’t want her refusal to go with him make Lin think she had rejected the brash young man. He finished cutting a hole large enough for both of them to get into and motioned for Yuki to crawl though before him.
“Ladies first” , he said with all the nervous smoothness he could muster, his voice actually cracked while he said it. How could he be so apprehensive? He really didn’t want to mess this up. Yuki was of course, pretty hot. Yuki crawled through while Lin took advantage of the fact that he could look at her butt. It was also quite nice. Maybe later he could stutter out his heartfelt feelings for her and she would lovingly rush into his arms. There was always hope he thought.
“Do we really have to go in here? Its probably dangerous” Yuki tried one last time to talk sense into Lin’s head. But of course his brains were probably mostly composed of rock, and her pleas fell upon deaf ears.
“Its ok, and hey, if you get too scared I am always here to hold onto.” Lin was smoooooth. Upon saying such a cheesy line Lin threw open the doors and walked into the base. Yuki followed close behind. What met their eyes was quite a sight indeed.
The door actually led to an upper floor of a vast underground structure, there was a rusty metal railing to keep them from falling into the vast depth and old strange machines lined the wall next to them. Each floor of this building was circular, surrounding a large glass containment area. Within this area resided a large, dormant almost humanoid shaped creature. Being that the complex was dark and the creature itself seemed to be black it was hard to make out any real features. A sign above the containment area said “Secret Military Test - Antimatter Monster”
Seeing such a thing made Lin shriek in fear and he fell backwards, right onto one of the machines. His arm hit a button and the entire complex was bathed in a red light. A readout on the machine said “Activation Process Started”. Electricity began to arc around the beast and it moved slightly.
“LETS GET OUT OF HERE!!” Lin shouted not that heroicly as he grabbed Yuki by the arm and scrambled out the building, crawled back under the fence and ran for safety. Once his flight reflex was sated though, Lin’s curiousity took over and he stopped, turned around, and wondered what the creature would do. He didn’t have long to wait as the old military complex crumbled to dust and the Antimatter Monster appeared from the wreckage, easily being taller than any building he had seen. It looked like the silhoutte of a large man, black and featureless with a sort of black wispy smoke coming off of it. It didn’t make any noise save for a loud humming sound which probably would be deafening up close. Lin played with the thought that maybe it wouldn’t do any harm when suddenly twin concentric circles, alternating in red and yellow shot out from the monster’s hand. This blast hit the powerlines nearby causing them to explode. Seeing such a danger Lin again started to flee with Yuki in tow. The creature was heading towards town, so he didn’t want to. There was a cave nearby that Lin had explored as a child so that is where he took Yuki, who was seemingly much more coolheaded about the situation.
“It feels really cold in here” Yuki noted as they proceeded into the depths of the cave.
“Yeah I don’t remember it ever being this cold.” Lin wondered why it would be so cold, as they traversed further they found out why. Before them was a large mass of ice, and within it could be seen our reptillian hero.
“Oh man, we can’t win for losing! Lets get out of here!!” Lin exclaimed.
“No, there is something I must do.” Yuki walked slowly towards the mass of ice.
“What the heck are you doing” Lin was frantic, it seemed as if all the stress had made Yuki go nuts.
“I am a member of an ancient order of priestesses, sent here to guard this land. I now know what I must do. I must awaken Godzilla from his sleep to fight the dark beast above.” Yuki said, as serious as ever.
“How did I manage not to know that?” Lin said at a loss for words, well not a loss for words, he did have the words “How did I manage not to know that?”
“There are quite a few things you don’t know about me.” Yuki blushed as she planted a kiss ON HIS LIPS!! Lin practically fainted. As it was he stepped back, touching his lips while Yuki went to do what she had been training for. Yuki knelt down and began to sing the ancient song of Godzilla awakening. One could almost hear the cheesy 70’s Jap disco music playing in the background during it. The ice began to melt around the monster. For nothing was warmer than a young girl’s heart.
Godzilla stirred as he heard the singing, he had heard it before. Someone was in trouble, he could feel the ice weakening and with one monstrous explosion of muscle, the ice shattered and Godzilla let loose the Godzilla howl ™. Godzilla saw a verrry small young girl.
Yuki shouted “Godzilla you must help us! The Antimatter monster threatens our town! Only you can save us!”
Godzilla pointed with his right hand, motioning for the teens to get to safety. Yuki nodded and dragged the still stunned Lin with her. Once they were far enough away Godzilla jumped up through the cave, exploding through the top and emerging into the sunlight. He could hear the humming sound of his adversary and off in the distance could see the black figure heading toward the city. He challenged the monster with the challenging Godzilla howl and threw a boulder at it. The boulder disintigrated against the body of the Antimatter monster but it did its job. The creature turned around and started lumbering towards the atomic reptile. As it approached Godzilla it again let loose with its concentric circle blast, bombarding Godzilla. To be honest, he could feel it, but it was going to take more than some second rate military test aftermath to defeat a first rate military test aftermath such as himself. Godzilla cut loose with his atomic breath. The fins on his back lit up and blue flames escaped from his mouth. The radioactive nature of the fire seemed to wreak havoc with the makeup of the Antimatter beast. Its chest started to collapse within itself followed by the rest of its body as if it were imploding. In fact it was imploding. Godzilla braced himself to avoid being sucked into the small black hole that was taking care of the Antimatter Monster. When suddenly with a flash of bright light it was gone. With no trace of its existence save for the destruction it had caused. As Godzilla walked off he could faintly hear Yuki in the distance shouting her thanks. He looked over his shoulder for a second to acknowledge these thanks and then lumbered off into the sea.
yeah too much foreplay with little to no money shot I know. But I got off on a tangent which I enjoyed. Anyhoo.
Godzilla began as a rather somber part of Japanese culture. The first movie was made to denounce nuclear warfare, something the Japanese knew much too much about. After a few movies of being the bad guy. He became the good guy and fought even more monsters. Godzilla has since been ingrained into all cultures, I challenge anyone to not know who he is, and would be very saddened to find such an individual.
Godzilla’s greatest victory is against Matthew Broderick, for being able to trick the actor into starring in a Godzilla movie that doesn’t even have Godzilla in it.
Character Name: Godzilla
Sponsor: Boleslaw
Defeated: Kratos, maybe someone else I kinna remember
Lost Against: Iceman
Video Game Appearances: Super Godzilla, Godzilla Destroy All Monsters Melee, others
Other Media: tons of movies, Hanna Barbera Cartoon, other stuff I imagine
Nice one! Oh and if you ever have trouble remembering who a character defeated, do what I do. Just scroll down to NeoChaosX’s post on this link and look everything up -
http://forums.shoryuken.com/showthread.php?t=119376&highlight=srk+battle+poll
JACK SPARROW
One foggy day Mr. Gibbs was looking over at Popeye’s ship from quite a distance with his pirate telescope. Standing by him on the mighty ship with darkened sails the Black Pearl were his crewmates, the lovely pirate lass Ms. Anamaria, the midget pirate Marty, Cotton the mute who’s parrot did all of his talking for him, the comedic duo of Pintel and Ragetti along with Jack the undead monkey.
A rather large version of Bubble Man from Mega Man II leaped up on deck but no one turned to face him.
MR. GIBBS: Ahoy Cap’n Jack! You oughta see what mischief Popeye and Luffy are getting themselves into thanks to the Sea Hag’s mind control! Arrr what a couple of characters! That Luffy there, yo ho ho he took a bite of Gum Gum that he did!
The Bubble Man outfit peeled away and revealed Jack Sparrow holding on to a small gray orb!
JACK SPARROW: Belay that talk lady and gents! I have found all of the riches in the world and it’s right here in the palm of my hand!
The crew took a look at the pathetic cracked orb Jack possessed and thought he was hitting the rum again.
COTTON’S PARROT: SQUAWK! MAKE JACK WALK THE PLANK! WALK THE PLANK! SQUAWK!
Jack motioned to back slap the parrot and it flew away!
JACK SPARROW: You see my crew mates, this here is the Abyss orb! The great Captain Jack Sparrow has gotten the lovely Ruby Heart to tell me where she tossed it after the Marvel vs. Capcom 2 Tourney. This took a bit of romancing and wooing as only Jack Sparrow can do. (Jack Sparrow thought back to when Ruby Heart slapped him in the face but he omitted that part…) Anyway, this little orb can grant us anything we want, I just have to get it open…
The Captain twisted the orb with all of his might but to no avail. However Jack the undead monkey leaped up, grabbed the orb and rammed it against the Captain’s Head! Jack became furious and shot the monkey in the chest, but the monkey just scurried off because he was imortal so long as he had a cursed Aztec coin!
Rolling around on deck the orb began to emit a green ooze after being cracked even more so from hitting Jack Sparrow’s head. Soon it magically transformed into the armored form of Abyss you see when you first meet him in Marvel vs. Capcom 2!
PINTEL: I don’t know what that is but if it asks for parlay I say we slit it’s throat!
ABYSS: I AM ABYSS. DEFEAT ME IN A FAIR FIGHT AND I WILL GRANT YOU YOUR HEARTS DESIRE!
JACK SPARROW: (Staring at the huge metallic man with a bit of fear in his eye) A fair fight… I see… MEN! GET THE CANNON!
MARTY: Eye eye Captain!
PINTEL: (Spoke as he and the rest of the crew minus Captain Sparrow were rolling the nearest cannon into position) I’m suprised he called himself Ah-bis. I always heard his name pronounced Ah-bees.
RAGETTI: Well in the original Skandinavian it’s pronounced Abe-is.
PINTEL: DO I LOOK SKANDINAVIAN TO YOU!
After getting angered Pintel smacks Ragetti on the back of the head causing his wooden eye to fly out of his face, bounce off Abyss and bounce right back into his eye socket knocking him down!
JACK SPARROW: Bugger! Men, I expected a bigger cannonball than that!
COTTON’S PARROT: (Now back on Cotton’s shoulder) SQUAWK! WE NEED JUSTIN WONG AND SANFORD KELLY! SQUAWK!
Abyss waited no longer and rammed into Jack Sparrow! Jack went flying back and the cannonball fired by his crew went just under his feet! Jack did his best to mantain his balance on the soaring metallic ball and quickly he put the front of his right foot behind the cannonball to send it upwards and slam into Abyss like an uppercut! This attack destroyed Abyss’s armor and the Captain went soaring high twenty feet in the air!
Next the final boss of Marvel vs. Capcom 2 morphed into his second form of a man composed of green ooze! He formed his arm into a cannon and was ready to send green flames at Jack, but when the pirate came down he shoved his pistol into Abyss’s cannon arm and fired a shot making his body go splat!
It wasn’t over yet! Abyss transformed into his third mode of a large man composed of lava! He burned Jack Sparrow alive!
ABYSS: HA HA HA! NO WAY A PIRATE CAN STAND UP TO ABYSS!
JACK SPARROW: REGENERATION!
Jack floated up in the air and healed all of his burns!
ABYSS: NO! THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE! HOW CAN YOU STILL BE ALIVE?
JACK SPARROW: You underestimated the great Captain Jack! I’ve studied all of the moves used during the Marvel vs. Capcom 2 Tournament!
ABYSS: BUT… THAT WAS ONE OF GILL’S MOVES AND HE WASN’T IN THE TOURNAMENT!
JACK SPARROW: Yes, but Wolverine was and he has regenerative powers, close enough! You will always remember today as the day you almost burned Captain Jack Sparrow!
The Captain dashed at Abyss leaving fifty light blue shadows behind him and he smacked Abyss with a speedy 800 hit sword attack combo!
ABYSS: NO! THERE ARE NO ALPHA CUSTOM COMBOS IN MARVEL VS. CAPCOM 2 AND YOU CAN’T PERFORM AN 800 HIT COMBO WITH ONLY ONE CHARACTER! YOU ARE A CHEATER!
JACK SPARROW: I’m not a cheater, I’m a pirate savvy? But I will finish you off with one move from the game. MAXIMUM JACK SPARROW!
You guessed it! Jack leaped up in the air just like Spider-Man’s Maximum Spider and started bouncing all over the place slicing Abyss up to shreds! Never mind that if you tried a Maximum Spider in the game against Abyss’s last form in the game you’d only score one hit, Jack Sparrow never plays by the rules!
After he was defeated Abyss transformed himself into a floating orb once again.
ABYSS: YOU HAVE DEFEATED ME CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW EVEN THOUGH IT WASN’T A FAIR FIGHT AND YOU ARE A NO GOOD CHEATER AND YOUR BREATH REAKS OF BOOZE AND YO MOMMA’S SO FAT… OH NEVER MIND I’LL LET IT SLIDE THIS TIME AND GRANT YOU YOUR HEARTS DESIRE!
The crew of the Black Pearl became excited thinking they were going to get riches beyond their wildest dreams! But instead, Abyss used his ooze to create a light green clone of Elizabeth Swan! After that the Abyss orb flew off into the sky to find a new spot in the seven seas to lay rest.
ANAMARIA: SO THIS IS YOUR HEARTS DESIRE! (Anamaria slapped Jack in the face and stormed off to her sleeping quarters in a fit of jealousy)
JACK SPARROW: I did not deserve that… you know, maybe this won’t be so bad! We can use another woman on board with a more… feminine touch. Come here Elizabeth Swan Clone, give ol’ Captain Jack a big kiss!
ELIZABETH SWAN CLONE: FILTHY PIRATE! (She slapped Jack so hard one of his wisdom teeth popped right out of his mouth!)
JACK SPARROW: Okay I may have deserved that…
ELIZABETH SWAN CLONE: THERE’S NO WAY I’D EVER KISS A FILTHY PIRATE LIKE YOU I DEMAND YOU TAKE ME BACK TO WILL TURNER THIS INSTANT BLAH BLAH BLAH YACKETY SMACKETY NAG NAG NAG NAG…(she just kept going and going and going…)
JACK SPARROW: This one is too much like the real Elizabeth…
Captain Jack tossed the clone into the sea where she was eaten alive by sharks!
Moments later…
MR. GIBBS: Where to now Cap’n Jack?
JACK SPARROW: Mr. Gibbs, let’s follow Popeye and Monkey D. Luffy to the Grand Line. I hear Ms. Shark of the Queen Pirates (from Gunbird 2) is headed over there as well. It’s high time we got reaquanted!
MARTY: (He went to speak to Mr. Gibbs after Jack Sparrow stepped away) Is it true Mr. Gibbs? Shark and Captain Jack Sparrow?
MR. GIBBS. Aye, but if I remember how things went down the Cap’n’s got another slap to the face coming his way. He be a strange one that Jacky boy arrrr!
Jack Sparrow hails from the very successful Pirates of the Caribbean movie franchise. The movies were based on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disney Land and Disney World. And now the movies themselves have influenced the ride as Jack Sparrow is a part of those too. The second movie ended in a huge cliffhanger and Jack Sparrows fans anxiously await part 3 in 2007 to see what becomes of the great Captain of the Black Pearl.
BP STATS
Character Name: Jack Sparrow
Sponsor: ShinAkumax
Defeated: No one
Lost Against: Popeye
Game Appearances: Pirates of the Caribbean, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Legend of Jack Sparrow, Kingdom Hearts II
Other Media: The live action movies Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest and he will return in part 3 - Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End. Appears in the ride of Pirates of the Caribbean. Also appears in novels based on Pirates of the Caribbean and a comic book story featured in a Disney anthology magazine. Not trying to look ahead to spoil things for myself but there is a really good chance he will appear in the Kingdom Hearts II manga. Portrayed by Johnny Depp in the movies.
http://www.zight.se/Teckningar/Jack%20Sparrow.jpg
http://www.scifind.co.uk/blog/uploaded_images/pirates-of-the-carribean-jack-sparrow-749924.jpg
some of the images may require c/p
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She was tired. She was spent. She had just ran out of ammo, and really had nowhere to run. The enemy was upon her.
Fio tossed her useless pistol aside and cursed. “Where is the backup when I need him?” she spat furiously. She wasn’t sure if the Mars People understood Terran, but a cackle of “BEEP BOOP BOP BOP BIP” seemed to respond to her rhetoric.
The Mars People advanced. Tentacles waved, and the alien blasters were raised. Desperate, yet at the same time determined, Fio reached for her Rambo knife.
A soft whirring sound interrupted the otherworldly chorus. “Boop bop boop?” inquired one of the aliens. A couple looked down. What seemed to be a small, shark-shaped toy car was struggling through the canopy of tentacles the Mars People used for locomotion.
And then, the world went white.
IRON LIZARD!
Fio winced as she was splattered by green fluid, alien brains, and other similar nasty things. Though the bomb had taken out many of the aliens, it made the survivors angry. The gaggle shifted its attention to the origin of the bomb.
“You’re late,” Fio said with a tired smile.
“Hey, sorry,” replied Marco. He dropped the Iron Lizard launcher, and in its stead, produced one of his favorite firearms- the heavy machinegun.
“I had other business to attend to, but I came here as soon as I received the memo!” Marco shouted as he emptied rounds into the advancing Mars People. He tossed a shotgun to a grateful Fio. The latter wiped her face clean of the alien guts, and soon thereafter resumed the assault on the alien stronghold.
“Oh? [BLAM!] You mean [BLAM! BLAM!] that Heaven Clash [BLAM!] mission?” said Fio.
“Ah, yeah. I thought hardware alone could do it, but that wasn’t the case,” laughed Marco. “Oh yeah- I’ve one of our Ikari friends in tow.”
A burly, bandanna-clad figure emerged from behind Marco. He punched, headbutt, or otherwise tossed away any Mars alien that happened to get close.
One of the aliens managed to take aim, and from its blasters sent a jet of green energy towards the figure.
“Look out!” shrieked Fio.
The blast struck Ralf in the chest. He staggered… then regained his footing. He smiled at Marco and Fio. Amazingly, he was unharmed, although his shirt now had a small burn hole where the blast found its mark.
Ralf promptly backhanded the offending Mars alien.
“Don’t worry, miss,” he said to Fio. “I can survive anything- even nukes.” He pointed to a handheld radio on his belt. “Now, these critters aren’t the smartest in the world… er, galaxy, but if their numbers prove too much, I can radio Clark and Leona in no time.”
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Character Name: Ralf Vince Jones
Sponsor: Worthless Scrub
Defeated: Colossus, Juggernaut, Tommy Oliver, Zero (MMX)
Lost Against: Hauzer
Games Appeared: King of Fighters series (every game so far in terms of '94-XI, as well as both Maximum Impacts and KOF:Kyo), Ikari Warriors, Metal Slug 6
Other Media: King of Fighters Another Day animated shorts (promotional stuff for KOF:MI2)
http://gioco.net/lof/Ralf.htm
http://underworld.fortunecity.com/cardgame/50/kof/win/ralf.jpg
Character Name: Marco Rossi
Sponsor: Worthless Scrub
Defeated: none
Lost Against: Rolento
Games Appeared: Metal Slug series, Neo Geo Battle Coliseum
http://bawitblog.ba.funpic.org/wp-content/uploads/2006/06/b_marco.jpg
http://www.matranet.net/BACK/FEB2K4/06/MARCO.JPG
Aside from the stuff I’ve planned, I’m going to write Protoman’s outro as well as the Don’s. If anyone else wants to write outros or write outros for characters already “taken”, let me know.
Right now I’m only commited to doing outros for Thor, Jean Grey, Conan and Solid Snake (and I’ll try to update my MSH vs. SF fic in January, well I’ll try). A big freelance project just fell on my lap that tossed an even bigger monkey wrench into my plans so I don’t think I can take on anymore characters for now. If someone else wants a crack at any of these four go ahead by all means. When things settle down for me I’ll see who is left and pick out a few more. Waiting to see what you do with Don Corleone 4negs, that should be interesting! 
On second thought, I don’t think I can do the Don. The others are a-okay, though.
Carnival stage
“Oh, crap!”
Megaman ducked as an unknown assailant hurled a grenade at him. It exploded, but instead of concussive force, it unleashed a small blue magnetic field, threatening to trap the android.
“Not bad for a robot.”
Cable smiled and drew his pistol. He fired a series of quick shots. Megaman jumped off a nearby carousel and out of the line of fire. He glowed orange, and then attempted an offense of his own. He fired a shot of stored energy.
“Rock buster!”
In response, Cable took out his rifle. He fired, and an arc of blue light flowed. The arc cut through the buster, and grazed Megaman.
“Viper beam!”
“Watch out, brother!” said Roll. Rush the dog barked fiercely at the mutant.
Megaman’s clutched his scratched armor. His thoughts raced through his circuits. Just great! I’m matched up against the Big Four member that I do worst against! He frowned. These so-called Marvel characters were jerks for the most part. But never mind that. I have to fight for Capcom! I can’t let them down!
Cable took aim again. This time, he cocked his plasma rifle. The muzzle widened. He hopped into the air with malicious intentions.
“Hyper! Viper Beam!”
A surge of reddish energy erupted. Megaman was shocked and taken off guard. He tried to block, and hoped for the best.
Without warning, a shield emerged, prevented the blast from damaging the android.
Megaman peeked out of his blocking stance. It was a familiar, elongated red shield. A familiar red helmet and sunglasses greeted him.
“Hey there bro, sis. It looks like you could use some help,” said Protoman.
“Thanks for the assist!” replied Megaman.
“No problem. I always wanted to fight these fleshies. Why wasn’t I told about this gathering, anyway?”
“Well I bet the higher-ups did float a note. But I never really thought you were one to keep a sharp eye on memos,” laughed Roll. “Where have you been, anyway?”
“Ah… I had to face one of that freakshow’s buddies. I regret to inform you
that I came up shorthanded. But, I suppose I can take up my frustrations here. I learned a thing or two from my opponent about resisting energy attacks…”
“What, another little robot?” sneered Cable. “It doesn’t matter. You’re no Sentinel, so you ain’t touching me.”
Protoman smirked. “Heh. Don’t underestimate me.”
Character Name: Protoman (aka “Blues” in Japan)
Sponsor: MrQuotes
Defeated: none
Lost Against: Iceman
Games Appeared: Megaman series
Other Media: I only remember that US cartoon. :looney: “HAY THERE, MEGA BRO!”
http://tatooine.fortunecity.com/simak/109/megalopolis/megarockmerch/rockman/R8-fig-Blues.jpg
http://www.integrity.com/homes/a2z/EXNet/RockmanEX/Images/CapcomArt/protoman11.jpeg
Nice Proto outro! I have a silly /sick / maybe stupid idea for the Don, I’ll take him on. I’m working on the Conan one little by little during lunch breaks at work.
So umm… whom are left? Anyone left that no one wants to do I would gladly put in a mashup awesomefest not seen since umm… I dunno something really awesome. I’ll say Punisher Kills the Marvel Universe because that is my favorite marvel comic.
There’s roughly like 30 characters left over. Considering, that’s pretty good.
Still wanna do Dr. Doom, haven’t really had the time to come up with something decent… I’ll give it a sot soon though.
CONAN THE BARBARIAN
Thousands of years ago during the great Hyborian Age in a mountainous region Conan, the mighty Barbarian leapt up fifty feet in the air as did his opponent, the beautiful Red Sonja. Their swords clashed rapidly about twenty times while they were midair as they passed by each other. The battle was at a stalemate.
CONAN: Sonja! Why do you reject me! I have pleased many women throughout my time from Belit, to Valeria and Zenobia. Why don’t you… how did those people during the Heaven Clash Tournament from the future put it, let me get the drawers?
RED SONJA: I am sorry Conan but I shall lay with no man that can not defeat me in battle.
CONAN: (Thinks to himself) Hmm. In order to defeat her I have to go all out and possibly kill her with my mighty blade. This is quite a dilemma…
SHUMA-GORATH: HA! HA! HA! HUH! HA! I have escaped from my prison and shall rule over this entire planet! First I require a sacrifice!
Coming out of thin air Shuma-Gorath about the size of a small planet knocked Sonja’s sword out of her hands, grabbed her and started floating away!
RED SONJA: Oh save me Conan!
CONAN: I don’t know Sonja… will I finally get the drawers?
RED SONJA: Maybe…
CONAN: Good enough!
CONAN: (Looks up in the sky) Oh mighty god Crom I need your help!
CROM: (The sky lights up and and you can hear Crom’s holier than though voice as he speaks to the barbarian) OH WHAT IS IT NOW CONAN I’M BUSY. INGRID WAS GIVING ME A FOOT MASSAGE AND OKAMI WAS FETCHING MY SLIPPERS.
CONAN: Oh Crom the great, lend me your power so I can defeat Shuma-Gorath and save Red Sonja!
CROM: I CARE NOT FOR HUMAN AFFAIRS. OROCHI CAN YOU FLUFF THIS PILLOW JUST A BIT? THANKS!
CONAN: But Crom! If I save Red Sonja it’s possible that we might… finally have relations…
CROM:OH THAT CHANGES THINGS! I SHALL LEND YOU MY POWER!
A mighty golden thunderbolt strikes Conan’s sword and it radiates with godlike energy! Conan flies up to Shuma-Gorath and blasts him with a huge projectile beam from his sword!
CONAN: RETURN TO YOUR PRISON SHUMA-GORATH!
SHUMA-GORATH: NOOOOOO!
Shuma-Gorath vanishes and drops Red Sonja. Conan upon landing on the ground catches her.
RED SONJA: (Still in Conan’s arms) Uuuh… thank you Conan.
CONAN: Now can I get the drawers?
RED SONJA: I dunno, I have a headache…
CROM: WHY ATHENA THANK YOU FOR FILING MY NAILS YOU DO GOOD WORK. SO CONAN, DID YOU HAVE RELATIONS WITH RED SONJA?
CONAN: Uuuum, not yet. Perhaps later.
CROM: YOU WAISTED MY POWERS! YOU HAVE NO GAME! I SHALL SMITE THEE!
Crom began sending thunderbolts to Conan’s butt who just ran with Red Sonja in his arms! Each time he was hit with a thunderbolt he said “Woo hoo hoo! Woo hoo hoo! Woo hoo!”
Conan the Barbarian was created by the author Robert E. Howard in 1932. Robert E. Howard also created Kull the conqueror. Marvel created Red Sonja loosely based on his character “Red Sonya” but the two are a bit different. Marvel also created the character Shuma-Gorath based on one of Robert E. Howard’s short stories “The Curse of the Golden Skull” from a description of Shuma-Gorath’s Iron Bound Books so the late Robert E. Howard even had some influence on our fighting game community, RIP.
BP STATS
Character Name: Conan the Barbarian
Sponsor: ShinAkumax
Defeated: No one
Lost Against: Akuma
Game Appearances: Conan, Conan Hall of Volta, Conan: The Dark Axe, Conan the Cimmerian and Age of Conan: Hyborian Adventures
Other Media: The original stories by Robert E. Howard where the character originated from. Also other stories and novels not written by Robert E. Howard. Appeared in Marvel Comics and while they had the license he appeared with other Marvel Super Heroes from time to time. Dark Horse comics holds the license for Conan now providing new comics and they re-releasing lots of the old Marvel comics of Conan via trades. In the movies Conan the Barbarian and Conan the Destroyer he was portrayed by Arnold Schwarzenegger. In the short lived TV show Conan the Adventurer he was portrayed by Ralf Moeller. There was also 2 cartoons based on Conan, one called Conan the Adventurer (Not to be confused with the live action version) and it’s follow up - Conan and the Young Warriors. There has been talk of another Conan film and there will be an animated film called Conan: Red Nails based on one of Robert E. Howard’s stories.
http://www.craice.com.br/Frazetta/Frazetta_Conan_the_Usurper.jpg
GORIN HIGH- 201x
It’s business as usual at the Gorin dome. A gaggle of teens are on opposite sides of the volleyball net. The usual buzz fills the air- laughter, happy discussions of crushes, rattling off favorite (and peeve) professors, homework, and the latest music videos and TV shows. A few students were tying sneakers, adjusting knee pads and elbow pads, or otherwise using the walls near the bleachers for volleyball practice.
TWEEEEEEEEEEEEEET! A shrill whistle wafts through the air. A soft yet commanding voice beckons the children to order. The various idle activities are dropped. Within three minutes, the class is filed neatly to the left of the volleyball net.
“Alright boys and girls,” said the teacher. “We’ll have our warmup first, then Team A will be playing against Team B first. Teams C versus D will be the second match.”
The students comply. After the warmup, the first match began. The idle students cheered on their playing classmates.
The teacher watched on proudly, giving words of encouragement and tips to her students whenever she could.
“Yamaguchi! You could try bending your knees a little more… there. That’s right. Tanaka! Don’t be so idle, try and follow up, dig some more…”
…
The first game ended. The opposing teams lined up by the net and shook hands. One of the smaller girls approached the teacher.
“Sensei, how is Sawamura-san?”
“Ah. He’s doing great with his new team! He stands a good chance of making the MLB All-Star Game again, in a few months’ time.”
“Really? Wow!”
Natsu closed her eyes and reflected on years past. At first, she thought teaching was not meant for her, as she thought her height and build scared students. However, her previous experience as an assistant with the volleyball varsity revealed her knack for teaching. Her passion for athletics and her concern for the youth had led her to this point. Being a gym teacher at her alma mater was her way of saying thanks.
She wiped her whistle and looked at the ring on her finger. It seemed only yesterday, she thought, that I was trying to slap him silly. Who would have thought that she would end up married to Shoma? Sure, they had been childhood friends. But they had also been worse than cats and dogs from primary school, through middle school and Gorin High. But, before she went to Gorin U and he went to the pro leagues (and eventually, the US)…chemistry developed.
As they say, opposites attract. And indeed, there are times when life is more curious than fiction.
Natsu blew the whistle once more. The second match was about to begin.
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Character Name: Natsu Ayuhara
Sponsor: 4neqs
Defeated: Shin
Lost Against: Dan Hibiki
Games Appeared: Rival Schools series
Other Media: Udon comics. And there’s some 4koma here:
http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/view/95736
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