SRK Battle Poll Round 1 Day 5. Legends in the making! ENGAGE!

General Discussion
61

Bowyer
Cookie Monster
Char
McCoy

62

So it turns out this thing has already played out before, and it didn’t end pretty.

63

My votes go to:

Bowyer
Cookie Monster
EVA-01
Captain America

64

Bowyer - Personally, I hate Clayfighter
Cookie Monster - Both with convincing arguments but gotta pick one.
Char Aznable - Coin Flip, like both
Cap - Eh he should win to me

65

I can’t quite seem to put my finger on the subtext of this picture…

…seriously.

66

Oh man, this Cookie Monster/Ron Jeremy prop is too good. Saying so much with so little.

EVA-01 tears into abominations from across the stars. The only thing Char tears into is underaged snatch. Nigga called himself Quatto Vagina, since he straight pussy.

67

Damn, so much good prop flying on both sides.

Bowyer
Ron Jeremy
Char
Captain America

68

windlord0 my good friend0 i would hate to think I was leading you astray by making you believe I was running bowser, it may have just been a misreading or typo but I STAND FOR HONESTY

here is the dude i be runnin

Bowyer - Super Mario Wiki, the Mario encyclopedia

69

Bowyer
Cookie Monster
EVA-01
Captain America

70

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If getting sent to an alternate dimension or getting torn to shreds doesn’t stop The One, what hope does one man have? It may not be Yazan Gable, but Unit 01 is going to straight violate Anzable.

EDIT: Balrog fucks with the EVA units, check out Alternate Costume 8. Rocking that purple and green shit all day.

71

Bowyer coin toss
Cookie Monster prop to good
EVA-01 coin toss
jack Mccoy name is jack

72

Bowyer
Cookie Monster
EVA-01
Captain America

73

Blob
Ron Jeremy
Char
Jack McCoy

74

Bowyer - novel rpg boss fight > generic amorphous ooze

Cookie Monster - YTMND - Aeon shouldn’t have poked around

EVA Unit 1 - no amount of newtype heightened senses can best an AT field (not to mention the size difference, even the largest mobile suits aren’t even knee high to an EVA)

Captain America - I CAN’T LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE!

75

Bowyer.
Cookie Monster.
Char Anznable - Coin flip.
Captain America.

76

These are going to be my votes as well.

I don’t even think FatherBrain is even around so not much point in voting for him. Char in all honesty would be the only nigga worthy of piloting the Eva since all the people from it’s show suck ass.

Also Cap is fucking Cap, get out of here with the Law and Order ish.

And one more thing, COOKIE MONSTER HAS NEVER EATEN A SINGLE FUCKING COOKIE EVER!!!

Them shits just be falling out of his mouth dog, I know I was 4 and all that, but I know what I saw. That nigga be wasting food, meanwhile the ladies never waste a single drop of Ron Jeremy.

Next time rep a real pimp like the Count

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77

i was gonna say that too
c. monster just crumbles up the cookies, never actually eating them
this is why he isnt an apple monster, he has no method of actually chewing food

also, when ron finds the large hold in his backside where the puppeteer puts his hand into, then c. monster is in big trouble

78

I don’t know if even Ron Jeremy could satisfy him via the back entrance since the Cookie Monster is used to taking it to the elbow. Sometimes even the shoulder. Apparently his ass is the real bottomless pit ya know?

Anyways, word on the street is that nigga REALLY got his name because he always lost at this game

Urban Dictionary: soggy cookie

79

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These must be his peoples.

80

EVA-01 doesn’t need a pilot. That’s the whole point, Berserk Mode blows ninjas up all day. It’s like having ya mom tearing bullies limb from limb, then taking you out for frosty chocolate milkshakes.

Wouldn’t you want a giant robot death machine take you out for frosty chocolate milkshakes?

Yeah this. He can [REDACTED] forever.