SRK Battle Poll Round 1 Day 5. Legends in the making! ENGAGE!

Son, I am telling you that Eva would bow down to Char just from his sheer badassness. Didn’t I tell you to rep motherfucking Master Asia anyways?

You would have gotten votes all day.

Char is a tough opponent, nigga is the Japanese Darth Vader.

I mean even Bison wants to be Char, that is how pimp he is. Fucking Dictators cosplay as him!!

blob
ron
char
jack

Bowyer
Cookie Monster- too hard. coin flip decided
EVA
Jack McCoy

I don’t remember you telling me to rep Master Asia, but that is a good idea. I had a lot more EVA prop in mind, but I can barely think straight I’m so sick/tired.

Bowyer
Cookie
EVA-01
Jack

One last thing before the curtain falls: Char’s big ending plans end with him dead and the colony drop averted. EVA-01’s big ending plans goes off without a hitch, playing everyone in the series for suckers, and it goes off to fight Martians and shit until the heat death of the universe.




… What?

  • The Blob - … because noone else will. :'d
  • Ron Jeremy
  • Char
  • Captain America

Oh god, CM stay losing at jizz biscuit. That’s too rich. :rofl:

I can’t explain it that well. But it happened.

hrrm votin timez lest i forget like i keep doin

bowyer
cookie monster - this one was rough as i love all, but i do love puppets just a tad more
char - he has counterattackz
captain america - i heart jack mccoy but dont mess with texas
i rule

Rich in Protien. CM got more muscle than you think but its all concentrated into the hand that is held with the stick. I am talking top tier Kung Fu grip, which he uses to be the worlds fluffiest fluffer. If he is lucky, after this Ron can get him an after school gig.

Bowyer
Cookie Monster (really tough choice, but one of them had to be chosen)
Char Aznable (coin flip)
Captain America

Man, the coinflip god is not smiling upon me tonight.

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Char doesn’t appreciate these attacks on his character. He’s gonna break all of his stocks…3 TIMES FASTER THAN NORMAL STOCKS!

Those stocks ain’t red ninja, those stocks ain’t red.

EVA-01 breaks stocks.

EDIT: Let’s do it right this time: EVA-01 uses Progressive (Continuous) Knife. 4 SP.

Break new stock.

The Blob (*): 9
(P. Gorath, AkumaTX, Las Vegas Pimp, Amazing Funbags, fatherbrain, NeoChaosX, Pyreen, Gasaraki, Lucretz)
VS.
Bowyer (*****): 25
(Valaris, 4neqs, Stuart Hayden, odin, Sano, PuFF, m121akuma, Muff Daddy, ShinAkumax, Tanion, Windlord0, Diek Stiekem, Tuna Fish Riot, Fir, Cryoh, supreme jd, Sharktongue, AQUA-PURA, Sinistar71, Muhammed Abdul, angelpalm, EvilSamurai, KMD, Boel, str[e]ak)

Don’t look at me… I JUST SHOOT BUTTONS!

Ron Jeremy (**): 13
(4neqs, odin, Sano, P. Gorath, Muff Daddy, ShinAkumax, Windlord0, fatherbrain, Cryoh, Pyreen, angelpalm, Gasaraki, Lucretz)
VS.
Cookie Monster (****): 21
(Valaris, Stuart Hayden, PuFF, m121akuma, AkumaTX, Tanion, Las Vegas Pimp, Amazing Funbags, NeoChaosX, Diek Stiekem, Tuna Fish Riot, Fir, supreme jd, Sharktongue, AQUA-PURA, Sinistar71, Muhammed Abdul, EvilSamurai, KMD, Boel, str[e]ak)

You can’t write ‘cock’ without ‘C’ and…yeah…

Char: 21
(Valaris, odin, PuFF, m121akuma, AkumaTX, Muff Daddy, fatherbrain, NeoChaosX, Diek Stiekem, Fir, Cryoh, Pyreen, Muhammed Abdul, angelpalm, Gasaraki, Lucretz, Boel, str[e]ak, -miracle stock break-, -miracle stock break-, -miracle stock break-)
VS.
EVA-01: 23
(4neqs, Stuart Hayden, Sano, P. Gorath, ShinAkumax, Tanion, Windlord0, Las Vegas Pimp, Amazing Funbags, Tuna Fish Riot, supreme jd, Sharktongue, AQUA-PURA, Sinistar71, EvilSamurai, KMD, -miracle stock break-, -miracle stock break-, -miracle stock break-, Continuous Knife x 3, -miracle stock break-)

BERSERKER MECHA BARRAGE

Captain America (*****): 25
(4neqs, Stuart Hayden, odin, Sano, PuFF, P. Gorath, m121akuma, Muff Daddy, ShinAkumax, Tanion, Windlord0, Amazing Funbags, fatherbrain, NeoChaosX, Tuna Fish Riot, Fir, Cryoh, supreme jd, AQUA-PURA, Sinistar71, Muhammed Abdul, angelpalm, Lucretz, Boel, str[e]ak)
VS.
McCoy (*): 9
(Valaris, AkumaTX, Las Vegas Pimp, Diek Stiekem, Sharktongue, Pyreen, Gasaraki, EvilSamurai, KMD)

FINAL JUSTICE…literally!

If I don’t vote for one match-up do the rest of my votes become null too?

imo.

As a poster told you earlier, yes. You HAVE to vote in EVERY matchup.

lol. McCoy and Blob got raped.

Implying I read what anyone tells me.

imo.

America wins. Again…

GG KMD. Did not expect you to bust out the Prog knife so soon.

Oh well, it’s all on Kuuga now.