Blob
Cookie
Char
McCoy
dead @ jeremy = van gundy
glad i voted for him
TODAY’S MATCHES
CONQUEST DIVISION
-Berserk Archer-
Bowyer (Super Mario RPG - Legend of the Seven Stars) from Boel
WAR DIVISION
-Porn Legend-
Ron Jeremy (Celebrity Deathmatch/porn star) from Warpticon
FAMINE DIVISION
-Masked Pilot-
Char Aznable (Gundam series) from m121akuma
DEATH DIVISION
-Hero of America-
Captain America (Marvel Comics character) from odin (Good prop on both sides, had to pick one, though)
bowyer,
ron jeremy,
eva-1,
captain american
…I guess you didn’t have to wait long. If cookie monster can demolish that fucking machine, I don’t see why he wouldn’t be able to demolish a fucking machine.
…seriously.
EDIT: more
EDIT: HOLY FUCK!!!!111!
When did I say he never had teeth? Of course he had teeth at some point. How appropriate that you reference a black and white picture of him way back when he had 3 teeth. Clearly, over time, his addiction got to him, and like the typical meth addict, he ceased to care about hygiene, literacy, or anything not related to subjugating his habit.
this cookie monster prop is convincing. Leaning away from money shot ron now, haha
Bowyer
Cookie Monster
EVA-01
Captain America
This and the twin towers picture won me over. :lol:
Updated my vote to cookie monster.
How are you voting for both Jack and Cap?
My bad I could have sworn I deleted McCoy.
Those other two pictures quiche linked just help to illustrate how far Cookie has fallen. We can even make a timeline out of it.
Stage one - old b&w Whatever Monster, huge monstrous teeth, eating one of Xena’s chakrams or some shit
Stage 2, early color Monster. He was green. GREEN! This is shortly after he got his first hit of cookie. Notice the degradation of his teeth, once so sharp and vicious.
this guy officially takes the lead in the teeth race.
Modern day cookie - his coat has decolorized, losing all his yellow, now only a flat blue color. His once impressive chompers are now completely gone, leaving a dull, hollow void in his mouth that mirrors that of his empty, helpless soul, wasting away every waking moment trying to get that next hit of cookie. It’s a sad story, really.
bowser
jeremy
eva
cap
The Blob, close to sounding like bloop.
Cookie Monster, eats cookies not pussies.
EVA-01, eva mendez.
Jack McCoy, he’s starting QB now.
Lets weed’em out!
-The Blob
-Cookie Monster
-EVA-01
-Cap
Blob
Cookie Monster
Char (coin flip)
Cap
Yo, I got mad sick all of a sudden, so I apologize if my prop is of a much lower quality.
Alright, first things first: my opponent Char is an ace pilot. But he does not have a mecha right now. No Zaku II, no Gelgoog, no Sazabi, no Nightingale, no nothing. His mecha are three times faster. He’s not in a mecha. He’s just a man. A weak, squishy, vaguely pretty man. A prettyboy, if you will.
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Yo, you really wanna go the Char gets bitches route?
Does Quess Paraya ring a bell? Or a young Haman Khan? Or the Purus?
Yeah, Char gets mad bitches. Mad underage bitches. The dude’s practically Pedobear in a silly mask. He gives them girls candy and shows him his “Red Comet”, if you catch my drift. I mean, even his best friend/greatest rival calls him a pedophile while he beats his ass.