Also, when was the last time a unicorn teamed up with such badassery?
Unicorn
Venom- curleh mustache http://www.4thletter.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/vstash.jpg
Green
Fawful
My votes -
CONQUEST DIVISION
-The Kind Bigfoot-
Sasquatch (Darkstalkers series) from Grog
WAR DIVISION
-Disgusting Blob-
Master Belch (Earthbound) from fatherbrain
FAMINE DIVISION
-Renegade Brother-
Gunstar Green (Gunstar Heroes) from ReXXXSoprano
DEATH DIVISION
-Crazy Genius-
Fawful (Mario & Luigi series) from Stuart Hayden
I think it is, but I have never seen that series, and I didn’t catch your reference the first time. I have been told that in the series they pretty much admit that the character is just freddie mercury, in their class for some reason.
Holy shit you’re here. Welcome man.
You want a unicorn movie where the unicorn is sought after. Legend. The movie with thisfucker. He wants the unicorn. This movie was like lord of the rings before lord of the rings (yes I know when the books cam out, shut up), and without hours of hobbit camping trips.
I will admit all those unicorns were weak. That is why the robot unicorn was made, to correct the sins of the past. The robot unicorn surpasses all other unicorns, rising above them. No slander of real unicorns has any bearing on the robot unicorn.
You post that cosplay as a negative, but I am going to try something new here. I am not going to just pretend it doesn’t exist. Think about how those people look. What could they possibly love so much that they would be willing to shed all decency and shame themselves and their families for generations? Unicorns that’s what! They are willing to sacrifice for unicorns! I see nobody willing to abandon their dignity and humanity for a sasquatch.
Finally I must point out. Robot Unicorn is just a simple typo away from ROBOT UNICRON! Typos happen all the time on the internet, so be aware that you are one finger slip away from fighting a world devouring god.
Sasquatch loses to rednecks with guns. And let’s not even talk about redneck furries or those that are into bestiality as quite a few rednecks tend to be living out in the country with only animals and their sister for company. If Sasquatch were to actually appear in public, let’s just say he would attract an army of armed to the teeth white trash conspiracy theorists, be raped harder than Ned Beatty in Deliverance and end up with his head affixed to somebody’s mantel.
Unicorn beats rednecks as he is a wave dashing robot. Seriously, the guy CAN DASH THROUGH STARS! Remember in Star Wars when Han Solo said you have to calculate the hyperspace coordinates correctly, lest you go straight through a star and get turned into plasma? Robot Unicorn avoids that completely and just bum rushes through like he’s the Kool-Aid man. In fact he his horn causes them to spontaneously supernova on contact. Rednecks just can’t deal with that level of firepower, even the ones that collect surplus military hardware.
Thanks, I really do feel bad I posted so late.
That’s nice and all but do you know who played the man you’re proud to be chasing your horny horse? http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b3/Tim_Curry_01.jpg
I wouldn’t wish him chasing my worst enemy yet here he is doing just that.
The only difference is that it sparks now instead of sparkles. Sasquatch has fought it all from missiles to rabid animals to absolute seduction and came out on top (tier). Robot Unicorn was designed after a useless creature. How can it even attack? Charge with it’s horn? Squatch has beaten armed samurais who’s swords are far more deadly. Shoot a rainbow at Squatch? Ok cool thanks for the pot of gold since this is a fairy tale fight.
Think of how they look? I don’t need to I have eyes and unfortunately I saw how they looked. To sacrifice assumes you have it to begin with and they clearly don’t. And please check my last link.
I’m also a typo away from a unicover which Squatch will have no problem tearing through.
Votes
Sasquatch
Belch
Gunstar Green
Engineer
RU
Venom
Green
The Engineer
I didn’t know that was tim curry. Well that will be your undoing. You posted that pic. Look at him, he looks like some kind of terrifying sasquach god. If he loses to a normal unicorn, how could a normal sasquatch hope to defeat a robot unicorn.
I was going out on a limb with the cosplay angle, but you made a great point there. Cosplayers have no dignity to lose. I cede that one to you friend.
I think a unicover is exactly the kind of thing you would want to protect your car from a sasquatch attack.
my votes:
robot unicorn
venom
gunstar green
engineer
- Sasquatch
- Venom - Master Belch is probably one of the only EB characters I wouldn’t vote for
- Garrus
- Fawful - ‘Your lives that I spit on are now but a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid that is stupid’ is one of the best lines ever from anything.
manvotes
CONQUEST DIVISION
-The Kind Bigfoot-
Sasquatch (Darkstalkers series) from Grog
WAR DIVISION
-Disgusting Blob-
Master Belch (Earthbound) from fatherbrain
FAMINE DIVISION
-Renegade Brother-
Gunstar Green (Gunstar Heroes) from ReXXXSoprano
DEATH DIVISION
-Crazy Genius-
Fawful (Mario & Luigi series) from Stuart Hayden
This man has great taste, I will vote the same.
Sorry I’m so late but, yeah who gives a shit if Gunstar Green has Shields, Garrus can overload them without any effort Garrus Vakarian - Mass Effect Wiki - Mass Effect, Mass Effect 2, walkthroughs and more
Hell Gunstar Green can only attack on a small screen, Garrus can just fuckin run out of the screen and snipe the shit out of him. Additionally, Garrus is an accomplished sniper and strategist. He survives the 3 most powerful mercenary groups in their galaxy who had to ALLY themselves with each other just to attempt to take him and his team out. I think he can take on one dude with a shield knives.
As for his mecha shit? The dude carries armor piercing ammo for a reason(see above link). Keep in mind, in this universe, all guns are basically mini-railguns with way more power than any physical armor can stand. An armor-piercing version of that kind of weapon would just tear right through that mech in seconds.
-Relatively Non-Masculine Horse-
Robot Unicorn (Robot Unicorn Attack) from Windlord0
-Vigilante Symbiote-
Venom (Marvel Comics character) from Amazing Funbags
-Marked Man-
Garrus Vakarian (Mass Effect 2) from Gasaraki
-Architect of Dreams-
The Engineer (Team Fortress series) from Infernoman
Votes
Sasquatch- You are automatically winning with the Freddy Mercury chest hair assist… beautiful…
Master Belch- He’s stupid powerful and is damn near invincible, Venom absorbs things iirc, but no way he is absorbing toxic sludge, also Belch has psychic powers… shall I add more?
The Engineer- Nothing should have to be said here…
Gunstar Green
As opposed to unicorns that shoot rainbows? How many rednecks can you count that are into gay rights? And as for beastiality what animal do you think they practice on? They are primed and ready for a unicorn if one walked by.
Eh.
Sasquatch (although that RU + Freddie Mercury thing was gdlk)
Master Belch (what the hell)
Gunstar Green (Gunstar (Super) Heroes is a great game.)
Fawful (what Lucretz said)
-Relatively Non-Masculine Horse-
Robot Unicorn (Robot Unicorn Attack) from Windlord0 - it was a coinflip vote, but RU is getting murdered so I’ll throw one his way. Besides, I can’t look at the unicorn without Amazing Horse playing in my head. I know grog would have posted more if he could, but windlordo deserves at least this vote from me for propping so well. Also, this makes me laugh.
-Vigilante Symbiote-
Venom (Marvel Comics character) from Amazing Funbags - I don’t remember master belch being much of a threat in Earthbound.
-Renegade Brother-
Gunstar Green (Gunstar Heroes) from ReXXXSoprano - I still feel like I know shit about the characters, but everything green is high tier. Herb, the green ranger, money.
-Architect of Dreams-
The Engineer (Team Fortress series) from Infernoman - It’s an auto-lose when you have awful in your name.
break all stocks.
robot unicorn
venom
garrus
engineer
lol. Just did a vote check. GG’s. I got fucking owned. I knew I was going to though. SRK loves that TF2.
I STILL HAVE FURY THOUGH!