Well, now that the skills are done, I might find a way to write something down here… 
*Sunny Day
Sweepin’ the clouds away
On my way to where the air is sweet
Can you tell me how to get,
How to get to Sesame Street
Come and play
Everything’s A-OK
Friendly neighbors there
That’s where we meet
Can you tell me how to get
How to get to Sesame Street*
Lantis and K.A.Y. take a turn around the corner of what seems to be a normal suburb street, as they see kids running around in joy, either chasing a ball or jumping a rope. K.A.Y. flutters around in a relaxed motion, as Lantis remains with a gloat on his face.
?Sir Lantis! This place is so wonderful! Nothing like Raccoon City OR Metro City, for that matter. This street is beaming with happiness and the innocence of the children! Do you not think this is SOOOO wonderful??
Lantis adjusts his collar, ?Mmmm?it definetly reminds me of childhood, no doubt. But?all these laughs and tenderness?it?s almost sickening. I wonder what I was thinking??
?But, Sir Lantis, surely you cannot deny the contribution of this street to the basic education of millions of kids during their childhood, right? Surely a generator of such positive emotions cannot be denied, correct??
?There is no denying that! I dunno?maybe it?s some sort of nostalgia talking to me?it just hits so close to home. A feeling of sunny days?and sweet air, and?wait a minute, didn?t I just hear that a moment ago?! These catchy theme songs can be deceiving!?
?It doesn?t make it any less true, though!?
?Your words have a distant taint of truth?. Let?s just get the ball rolling, shall we? And first up??
K.A.Y. turns upwards, as do the kids around it. Lantis also looks up, and sees a horse running about atop a rainbow, leaving a trail of stars behind it. ROBOT UNICORN!
The kids are amazed and woo in awe as the unicorn just flies about, with a distinctive song vaguely playing in the distance. Lantis looks at K.A.Y. with confusion, ?Ooooookaaaaaayy?what the hell was that all about?!?
?It?s a Robot Unicorn, sir. Its? sole mission is to make our dreams come true. That is why it perpetually runs, to fulfill our hopes!?
?And how does THAT work, exactly?!?
?Well, it runs through the skies, collects stars, and?well?that?s basically it. But it likes to live in harmony!?
Lantis rubs his chin, ?Yeah, I kinda heard that in the lyrics I heard just now. So mesmerizing?but I feel less of a man for listening to it! What a load of crap!?
?It?s not ?crap? to strive to become a better person, sir Lantis!?
?Stop stop stop?. I might think about decorating interiors if this keeps up. Who is that thing up against??
A large, hairy bigfoot comes stomping, creating some small tremors at his path. His bulky frame is certainly intimidating, but his kind face seems to tell a different story. SASQUATCH!
The kids now go ahead and surround Sasquatch, trying to hug him at any given chance. Sasquatch merely blushes as it rubs its? head. Lantis crosses his arms, ?Well well, for a unicorn, we have a bigfoot? What is this, a bad episode of the X-Files?!?
?Keep it down, Sir Lantis. This Sasquatch merely wants a better place for its? people. The Arctic Circle can be a tough place to live in!?
?Yeah, I wonder how those Kanadians even manage to brave it through. The cold winter is crazy, but at least that dude has a good fur coat to make up for it!?
Sasquatch notices the Robot Unicorn galloping in the sky, raises its? arm, and lets out a defying roar. The children, far from being intimidated, cheer Sasquatch on as the massive bigfoot leaps off to its? destiny. Lantis checks on K.A.Y.?s monitor, ?OK?the next one will be?.?
Before it?s noticed, a huge blue glob plummets down from the skies, falling onto the pavement. The blue blob, with a nauseating stench, barely shapes a head out of the puddle, with some fierce fangs in its? mouth. MASTER BELCH!
The kids run about in disgust as they try to steer away from the pestilence of Master Belch, as Lantis covers his nose, ?GODDAMN!! This shit is NASTY! Who left the sewer running anyway??
A hairy green creature pops up from his trash can, looking mighty cranky, ?Hey, don?t look at me. I cleaned my yard barely 2 months ago! And that smell is just music to my?.nose, I guess.?
As the creature hides in its? can again, Lantis looks over his shoulder, and then back to K.A.Y., ?Was that?Oscar the Grouch?!?
?I believe so, but even HE wouldn?t dare stand against the disgusting monster that is Master Belch. It?s a filthy creature worthy of rejection and disposal!?
Master Belch lazily lends an eye to the flying robot, ?You?re no spring chicken yourself, darling! It?s a pity that you can?t perceive my wonderful aroma. ??Oops! I just passed gas right now. My bad!?
Lantis almost feels like fainting as he points away, ?Man, fuck outta here with that shit! Just?go to that corner over there. We?ll be sending your opponent soon enough, but just leave my scent?.er, sight!?
Belch raises its? head, ?Hmph! Such rude manners??.burp?
Lantis immediately pulls out a floral spray as he waves it back and forth, creating a small cloud of freshness, ?Geez, I?ve smelled better things in a gas station bathroom! Who got the piss-poor luck of facing that freak?!?
The children suddenly start scattering everywhere in fear as they scream in despair, at the mere sight of a humanoid creature covered in black, with a white spider symbol on its? chest, and a gaping mouth riddled with teeth and a long, twirling tongue. VENOM!
Venom?s tongue flutters about as he seems highly anxious, ?Where is that blasted wall-crawler? YOU! (points at Lantis) You must know where that pesky spider is at, right?! Tell us now, or we shall eat YOUR BRAIN!!!?
K.A.Y. shakes in fear, ?Sir Lantis!! What is this beast talking about?!??
?Isn?t it obvious? He is referring to your friendly neighborhood hero?.?
Venom grabs Lantis by the collar and shakes him around, ?DON?T?.mention his name. We get agitated at the sole mention of it. And you don?t want us to get agitated now, do you??
Lantis, visibly shaken, motions his hands from side to side, ?N…N-No, not at a-all! Look, Spi?er, ?that guy? isn?t here. But I heard some stinky glob knows where he might be at!?
Venom does not seem amused, ??We sense no logic in your observation. What does?that thing?have to do with him??
?Look, man, if you don?t come out fighting from here, you might never get to see your favorite web-slinger again! So?how about you get out there, and kick some serious smelly toosh, or be lost forever!?
Venom puts Lantis down, as he chuckles, ?You play a hard bargain, pal. OK, I?ll go eat that piece of trash myself. And when I come back?I better have some answers! ?Till later!?
Venom shoots a web string from the back of his hand, latching on to some random flagpole, and jumps away. Lantis shakes off the traces of the symbiote off his shirt, ?Gee, I hope these things don?t spawn on me. What I need the least now is a bad case of dual personality!?
K.A.Y. flies around Lantis, ?Are you OK, sir Lantis? Quite the rude one, that symbiote is. A sharp contrast to the setting, isn?t he??
?Yeah, a real charmer. Nice costume, though. Could use a lot less tongue, though. Who do we have next??
A young man, with spiky black hair, and wearing a green body suit, comes walking in, with his hands on his hips. He looks mildly disturbed, and looks around constantly. GUNSTAR GREEN!
K.A.Y. goes up and down, ?He is Gunstar Green, a member of the Gunstar Heroes squadron. He apparently lost his memory, and is now some chaotic warrior with no lead.?
?Great?. Just what we needed?. Another loose cannon. Wait? Where is he going??
Green mutters about as he drags his legs along, ?I don?t care who it is?. I just feel the need to defeat my enemies?. No matter who they are?. All shall fall before me!?
Green continues to drag himself along the walls, as Lantis pouts, ?Now that?s one messed up mother fucker. I wonder what he?s got in mind??
K.A.Y. looks down in sorrow, ?I pity his situation. He must be feeling pretty lonely, and can only find meaning in the fight. It?s quite sad, really.?
?Yeah, a real heart breaker. Whatever. Who is he up against??
Kids from the balconies look down on the street as some humanoid walks down the streets, wearing a purple space suit. His head seems to be shaped with several crests on his head, and some sort of technological devices on his face. GARRUS VAKARIAN!
Garrus spots Lantis and K.A.Y. and nods, ?Greetings, earthlings! Say, this is quite a?peculiar place to be at. It seems so peaceful, yet?where ARE we??
K.A.Y. flashes some shiny lights, ?This is Sesame Street, a place where education is the name of the game, and children can find much knowledge and wisdom. Isn?t it swell??
Garrus looks ominously over his shoulder, ?I have been to many places which have been called ?hell??but truth be told?this place is the scariest of them all.?
Lantis looks confused, ?OK?right?Look, there is a Gunstar Hero who is wandering around somewhere. If you stumble upon him, please tell him he has a fight with you? Poor guy needs some direction, and you seem like the smart guy.?
Garrus nods, ?Ahh, a Gunstar Hero? I have heard great tales of their achievements in other galaxies. Certainly a decent challenge for the likes of me. By your leave?.?
Garrus rushes out, as K.A.Y. watches him run, ?A turian?quite the dedicated species. That Gunstar Hero has his work cut out for him.?
?You don?t say?. And the next guy is???
The kids gather up again, this time around a simple construction worker, with a tough demeanor, a stubble, hard hat, and tool apron. He seems rather jolly despite his rough exterior. THE ENGINEER!
A kid tugs on the Engineer?s pants, ?Hey, mister! Do you get to drive big machines when you build houses??
?Yeah, sometimes. It?s quite a rush, too! Especially when you run over spies with it?but you don?t need to know that.?
Another kid jumps from behind, ?Do you also get to tear things down??
?Are you kidding me? That?s the best part of my job! Crumbling stuff down to the ground?. You just can?t surpass that! Well, there is something else?but you don?t need to know that.?
Lantis taps his foot, ?Huh? So who invited the construction worker??
K.A.Y. flies about, ?That is The Engineer, a master craftsman and specialized in building special fortresses.?
?OK, that?s cool and all?but what?s his name??
?Information not available. He is simply known as ?The Engineer?. No other personal info is known.?
?What? That sounds dumb as hell. I don?t go around calling myself ?The Host?, now do I? Does he have fighting capabilities??
?He does have the skill to build pretty much anything up from scratch, including heavy artillery. So my guess is that he is pretty capable.?
?Cool stuff. And who is his opponent??
A small figure slithers from behind a trash dumpster. He is cloaked in a small red cape, and his face expresses profound madness with his blank stare and shady grin. The buzzing sounds it emits and its? sudden chuckles are even more proof of his troubled mind. FAWFUL!
Fawful sneaks up behind Lantis and K.A.Y., ?Hee hee hee! I has game! Your world will soon be mine, like an olive on the sandwich of EVIL!?
Lantis almost jumps off his socks as he turns around, ?Wha?.?! Aw, you little shit! What?s your problem?!? Fuck outta here with this evil little peapod!?
K.A.Y. analyzes the little psycho, ?His name is Fawful. A mechanical genius of dubious intentions and multiple inventions.?
?He?s also a freakin? nutball, eh??
?You could also say that.?
Fawful tries to look menacing, but his perpetual grin makes it hard to take him seriously, ?I HAVE FURY! Watch your mouth, peasant! You will not be spared, but your little floating companion just might be considered in my plan. Like the mayonnaise over my bread?of EVIL!?
Lantis sneers, ?Geez, cut it with the lousy puns already! They suck, and you?re giving me the creeps! Hey, why doncha go chase that worker dude over there? He?s the one you should be after!?
Fawful looks at the Engineer speaking with the kids, as he sighs, ?First a plumber, and now an engineer?? Bah, no matter. I has lots of plans to cream that punk. Like the sour cream?of EVIL! FZZZZZZZT! Carry on!!?
Fawful slithers away, as Lantis slumps his shoulders, ?Damn, I need a break?.?
?I believe I can help! How ?bout a cup of hot cocoa??
?Thanks, baby. But I?m not really thirsty?.?
K.A.Y. appears above Lantis? head, ?That wasn?t me, Sir Lantis. It was?this character?.?
Lantis looks over his shoulder to see a huge yellow bird, Big Bird, looking at him with kindness. Lantis lets out a shy giggle, ?Now I?ve seen everything!?
Location: Sesame Street (yes, as in THAT Sesame Street)
TODAY’S MATCHES
CONQUEST DIVISION
-The Kind Bigfoot-
Sasquatch (Darkstalkers series) from Grog
VS.
-Relatively Non-Masculine Horse-
Robot Unicorn (Robot Unicorn Attack) from Windlord0
In: Animal Kingdom Criss-Cross
WAR DIVISION
-Disgusting Blob-
Master Belch (Earthbound) from fatherbrain
VS.
-Vigilante Symbiote-
Venom (Marvel Comics character) from Amazing Funbags
In: It’s amorphing time!
FAMINE DIVISION
-Renegade Brother-
Gunstar Green (Gunstar Heroes) from ReXXXSoprano
VS.
-Marked Man-
Garrus Vakarian (Mass Effect 2) from Gasaraki
In: Whom do you place your trust?
DEATH DIVISION
-Architect of Dreams-
The Engineer (Team Fortress series) from Infernoman
VS.
-Crazy Genius-
Fawful (Mario & Luigi series) from Stuart Hayden
In: Creative minds at work!
Who will prove their strength to the world??
