Sasquatch (****): 24
(Valaris, Stuart Hayden, Omega Viscant, Sano, Return of Shiki, Tanion, fatherbrain, AQUA-PURA, jae hoon, NeoChaosX, Diek Stiekem, Muff Daddy, Ryusuke, Jaldaboath, odin, Terrastorm, Grog, Fudd, Lucretz, Boel, angelpalm, BullDancer, KMD, str[e]ak)
VS.
Robot Unicorn: 31
(I Am Lothar, Sinistar71, AkumaTX, Amazing Funbags, MrQuotes, Muhammed Abdul, Las Vegas Pimp, m121akuma, EvilSamurai, Pyreen, ShinAkumax, Rooks4, Strike_Prime, ghandis spatula, PuFF, 4neqs, Fir, Windlord0, Gasaraki, Black Jesus, IbanezNinja, BlueNu, Venom Sword x 2, Gung-Ho x 2, -miracle stock break-, -miracle stock break-, -miracle stock break-, -miracle stock break-, -miracle stock break-)
Keep following your dreams!
Robot Unicorn: gallops into the distance
Sasquatch: “Ouuuuch! Not fair! They should check the license on that unicorn! But then again…I feel inspired…I feel like I should reach out for my dreams, and shoot for the stars… I’m coming, family! WAIT FOR ME!!! …Ow!”
Master Belch (***): 19
(Valaris, Stuart Hayden, Omega Viscant, AkumaTX, Return of Shiki, fatherbrain, MrQuotes, Las Vegas Pimp, Pyreen, ShinAkumax, Rooks4, Ryusuke, Jaldaboath, odin, Grog, Fudd, Boel, BullDancer, KMD)
VS.
Venom (******): 32
(I Am Lothar, Sinistar71, Sano, Amazing Funbags, Tanion, AQUA-PURA, Muhammed Abdul, jae hoon, m121akuma, NeoChaosX, Diek Stiekem, Venom Fang x 3, EvilSamurai, Muff Daddy, Strike_Prime, ghandis spatula, PuFF, Terrastorm, 4neqs, Fir, Windlord0, Lucretz, angelpalm, Gasaraki, Black Jesus, IbanezNinja, Mega Atomic Breath x 2, BlueNu, str[e]ak)
WE WANNA EAT YOUR…er, farts?
Venom: “Even though it was a dirty job, we did it! We won’t eat its’ brains because there is no amount of Alka Seltzer to down that filth, but we can rest assured, that the wall-crawler will last even shorter than this pile of scum!”
Master Belch: “What a dirty opponent! I mean, literally! Fighting with a symbiote costume is for PUSSIES! Nothing beats a natural coating of sewage water and septic disposals. Ohhhh, I got the chills just thinking of it!”
Green (****): 34
(Valaris, Sinistar 71, Omega Viscant, Sano, Return of Shiki, Tanion, fatherbrain, AQUA-PURA, Muhammed Abdul, Las Vegas Pimp, m121akuma, NeoChaosX, Diek Stiekem, EvilSamurai, Pyreen, Rooks4, Muff Daddy, Ryusuke, Jaldaboath, Strike_Prime, ghandis spatula, PuFF, Terrastorm, 4neqs, Grog, Fudd, Fir, Windlord0, Boel, angelpalm, BullDancer, KMD, Black Jesus, BlueNu)
VS.
Garrus (): 12
(I Am Lothar, Stuart Hayden, AkumaTX, Amazing Funbags, MrQuotes, jae hoon, ShinAkumax, odin, Lucretz, Gasaraki, IbanezNinja, str[e]ak)
Mean green fighting machine!
Green: “What a bore this freak was! After I put him down to rest, I’m gonna keep on fighting until there is no one left to stand against me!”
Garrus: “Too…strong. I better not let this loss put a stain on my impecable reputation. I’ll just go ahead and pretend it never happened.”
The Engineer (******): 31
(I Am Lothar, Sano, AkumaTX, Amazing Funbags, Tanion, MrQuotes, Las Vegas Pimp, jae hoon, m121akuma, NeoChaosX, EvilSamurai, Pyreen, ShinAkumax, Rooks4, Muff Daddy, Ryusuke, Jaldaboath, Strike_Prime, ghandis spatula, PuFF, Terrastorm, Fudd, Fir, Windlord0, angelpalm, Gasaraki, BullDancer, Black Jesus, IbanezNinja, BlueNu, str[e]ak)
VS.
Fawful: 18
(Valaris, Stuart Hayden, Sinistar71, Omega Viscant, Return of Shiki, fatherbrain, AQUA-PURA, Muhammed Abdul, Diek Stiekem, odin, 4neqs, Grog, Lucretz, Boel, KMD, -miracle stock break-, -miracle stock break-, -miracle stock break-)
Building the road for a better tomorrow!
The Engineer: “All in a hard day’s work! Hey, how about we go for a cup of coffee somewhere? Or do you think it’s appropiate to build a funeral home for this poor little sap? Suggestions anyone?”
Fawful: “I HAVE FURY! Screwed once again by a modern day worker in a silly overall. From this day on, no more overalls in my kingdom. I have FURY, and now I have SALT! FZZZZZZZZT!”
With the sun setting down on Sesame Street, K.A.Y. processes the data of today?s battles, ?All in a day?s work, eh sir Lantis? At least we won?t be rushing out of here in a hurry?. Just let me finish this up, and we can be on our way.?
?Don?t worry, it?s all cool. I?ll just chill and??.huh??
Lantis catches a large figure moving in a nearby alley, and as he goes and checks it out, he notices a large mammoth-like creature with a huge trunk. Lantis peers over with shock, ?Mr?.Snuffleupagus??
?Hey, how are we doing? Is everything OK in your life??
?Um?I guess? Just finished hosting a battle here in the street. Hope you don?t mind??
?Are you happy??
?Huh??
?It?s an easy question?.?
?Well, I?..?
?Sir Lantis! Are we done here yet??
?EH! Sure, uh?I was just talking here with Mr. Snuffy, and??
?With who??
?Mr. Snuffleupagus! Can?t you see him? He?s right over?.?
But when Lantis is pointing, he notices that no one is there. K.A.Y. simply shakes its? head, ?I believe you need some R&R, Sir Lantis. Come on, you need some well-needed rest.?
As K.A.Y. floats off, Lantis looks back over his shoulder, ?This is some Matrix-like shit, straight up!?