That’s fucking amazing.
Robot unicorn
Venom
dunno enough need more prop
Engineer
Sasquatch (Darkstalkers series) from Grog
- RU is just gay
Master Belch (Earthbound) - 'cause
Gunstar Green (Gunstar Heroes)
The Engineer (Team Fortress series)
Robot Unicorn
Venom
Gunstar Green
The Engineer
The last two I pretty much coin flipped.
Well then maybe you and everyone who feels the same should adjust your votes accordingly, because right now RU is behind.
Be a real man and rise up boldly for your dreams in the face of adversity. For that is the true scripture of the Unicorn. He will smash the very stars if he has to, and pluck the fairies from Oberon’s ethereal realm, but he will not yield to anything that dares stand between him and his desires.
Just this once, make believe in yourself.
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[]Robot Unicorn - AAAAALLLLWAAAAYYSSSS
[]Venom
[]Gunstar Green - Niggas a tech ninja who uses a transforming robot to merc scrubs. Garrus is a low ranking rent-a-cop on a space station.
[]Engineer - Besides being able to absolutely dominate fawful in that bossfight, [media=youtube]HjGrHBpfqCo"[/media]
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K fuck this, no prop = me being biased.
CONQUEST DIVISION
-The Kind Bigfoot-
Sasquatch (Darkstalkers series) from Grog
Because Sasquatch is Canadian. And I’m a Depeche Mode elitist and liked Erasure before it became cool on the internet. Fuck the unicorn.
WAR DIVISION
-Disgusting Blob-
Master Belch (Earthbound) from fatherbrain
Earthbound is too strong. Venom is MacFarlanes Spawn without chains and demons, but with more teeth. Fuck you local boy.
FAMINE DIVISION
-Renegade Brother-
Garrus Vakarian (Mass Effect 2) from Gasaraki
When I played both games, Green always died. Garrus never died.
Well…
Spoiler
Kinda did, but came back.
DEATH DIVISION
-Architect of Dreams-
The Engineer (Team Fortress series) from Infernoman
VS.
-Crazy Genius-
Fawful (Mario & Luigi series) from Stuart Hayden
Gonna have to flip a coin on this one.
Canadian Toonie says Fawful = Polar Bear and Engineer = Queen Elizabeth II… Who will it be!?
FAWFUL gets the vote.
Robot Unicorn
Venom
Gunstar Green
The Engineer
My manly logic does not see Robot Unicorn winning this battle. Does he have Frank assist, because that would be the only way he could win. Plus, I am a dolphins fan
prop doesn’t seem to be on the way for the 3rd matchup so i guess it’s a coinflip
IMHO if you are undecided on who you should vote for you should wait until you are sure about all four instead of going -
Huey
Louie
Etc.
BP is going on all day and no one is going anywhere. Come back when you’ve picked all four. It makes for a much smoother battle. If you want it’s much better for you to tell us where you are leaning instead of doing the above.
I think Lantis said it best a few years ago. “WELL THANKS FOR LETTING US KNOW YOU HAVE A FUCKED UP MIND!” No hate or anything. Just sayin’.
But the Robot Unicorn and the game which brought it to us are not just a hipster fad, or even worse, an internet meme.
The game and its titular character are a genuine aesthetic pleasure, a cohesive synthesis of graphics, sublime music, detailed sound effects, buttery smooth controls and an easy to learn but hard to master game design.
It is a convincing product. A product that deserves our support.
As mentioned above, the fact you’re a dolphin lover should not deter, but encourage you to vote RU. The game and the character are great not in spite, but because of the dolphins. They are integral to its aesthetic.
The unicorn does not segregate, it builds bridges. Made of rainbows.
Did you not see freddie mercury? FREDDIE FUCKING MERCURY! What more power could be needed?
I guess I could post some crazy furry sasquatch porn, but I don’t think anyone who voted for sas is actually reading prop anyway. I don’t really want to expose myself to that shit, so I guess we both win.
Coming off that idea I thought I remembered a pic of sasquatch being just a girl in a costume. I found the pic. Of course the first thing I googled imaged was “sasquatch girl” Not a good idea. Seriously not a good idea. Try it and see the kind of shit this character will expose you too.
I honestly thought that was that one guy from Cromartie High. Either way, still doesnt answer whether or not Freddie’s included in this fight vs Sasquatch. If he is, my vote is switched!
still awaiting props from some people, not going to stick around all day
Ok first off sorry for such a late response in this thread. I got a new job and I?m required to work overtime and to be blunt I flat out forgot mine was today until I got home just now. Again my apologies.
Alright down to business.
We have ourselves here a match between two historically mystical creatures. Sasquatch, who has undergone many names such as Bigfoot, Yeti, and others versus a toy unicorn. Both are in fiction and are fantasies made up by our imaginations. BUT? which one has a following dedicated to proving that he is real even now in the 21st century? I?ll give you some hints. When?s the last time people were that dedicated to a unicorn?
[media=youtube]ejc8Uxe0kW0[/media]
Unicorns Are Real | Facebook
Sorry but after those two I had to stop searching.
Sasquatch has been portrayed in commercials, movies, books, games, just about any kind of popular culture that exists. Now I won?t take away that unicorns have too, but how are unicorns portrayed? Sasquatch is a brute. A killing machine. You get into a fight with him and you better be packing, and even then sometimes it won?t matter. Unicorns? Almost always it is the envy of a little princess. A sparkling unicorn to whisk her away and maybe jump to the moon or something. Sasquatch has quite the list of movies that he?s been in too
? The Legend of Boggy Creek (1972)
? Sasqua (1975, D:Channon Scott)
? The Mysterious Monsters (1975)
? Snowbeast (1977)[21]
? Sasquatch: The Legend Of Bigfoot (1977)
? Manbeast, Myth Or Monster? (1978)
? Curse of Bigfoot (1978)
? The Capture of Bigfoot (1979)[22]
? Revenge of Bigfoot (1979)[23]
? Night of the Demon (1980)
? Bigfoot (1987)[24]
? Harry and the Hendersons (1987)
? Drawing Flies (1996), A movie produced by Kevin Smith. Starring Jason Lee as the character Donner who wants to find Sasquatch.[25]
? A Goofy Movie (1995)
? Little Bigfoot (1997)[26]
? Little Bigfoot 2: The Journey Home (1997)[27]
? Sasquatch Hunters (1997),[28]
? Monsters, Inc. (2001),[29]
? Ape Canyon (2002)[30]
? The Untold (2002)[31]
? They Call Him Sasquatch (2003)[32]
? Sasquatch Hunters (2005)[33]
? The Unknown (2005)[34]
? Stomp! Shout! Scream! (2005)[35]
? Bigfoot (2006)[36]
? Abominable (2006)
? Bigfoot (2006)[37]
? Sasquatch Mountain (2006), a made-for-TV movie from the Sci-Fi Channel.
? Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny (2006)
? The Sasquatch Gang (2007)
? Strange Wilderness (2008)
? Not Your Typical Bigfoot Movie (2008)[38]
? The Wild Man of the Navidad (2009), released by IFC Films
? Boggy Creek (2009)[39]
? Momo (2009)[40]
? The Legend of Grassman (2010)[41]
That?s quite the list! Unicorns though? Uhh yeah? ?But Grog! That?s not a unicorn, where is its horn??? I?ll let you take a guess where it broke off. ?But Gro-og! Harry Potter has a unicorn too and that?s a good movie, or at least popular!? True Harry Potter is a respectable movie series, but maybe we should wonder why Danielle Radcliffe is in a movie with one? Even The Simpsons knows where the unicorn?s place is.
Let?s talk actual fighting prowess. Sasquatch has tons of experience in fighting against mythical beings from vampires all the way to sun gods and has stood the test of time as being top tier compared to them all, so what?s a measly unicorn going to do that he hasn?t fought against already? He?s went up against metal opponents and even armored ones. He?ll just eat the shit out of you then dance (see AV) afterwards. He?ll ice down the ground so no one else can move to boot!
I have one last taste I want to leave in your mouths that always comes up in every Vampire Savior match??? and that my friends is cosplay.
http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/GrogDeluxe/unicornyes.jpg
http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/GrogDeluxe/unicorn.jpg
http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs45/f/2009/145/5/2/charlie_the_unicorn_cosplay_by_silverfangmeteor.jpg
http://www.wanderinggoblin.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Samurai-Unicorn.jpg
Oh and who?s that in the back? http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb130/ansemaru/Otakon%202010/OTAKON2010021.jpg
Also for some reason this is the first picture that comes up when you Google Image ?sasquatch cosplay? - http://wussuphater.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/cosplay-cuties-301.jpg
And this is amazing Sasquatch - Alpha Flight - The Costume Archives - The Superhero Costuming Forum - Message Board
Sasquatch
Venom
Gunstar Green
The Engineer