Sasquatch
Venom
Garrus
The Engineer
but he can’t turn around, and he can’t stop. Sas just has to ice the ground and step to the side.
Votes:
Robot Unicorn: ALLLLLWAAAAYYS I WANT TO BEEE WITH YOUUU
Venom: Yeah, sorry, I’m just not seeing Belch be that much of a threat to Venom.
Green: Green is fucking hardcore.
The Engineer: Sesame Street would be a fucking playground to him. Setting up turrets on all the roofs, in the playground, in Oscar’s trashcan. Fawful wouldn’t be able to move without being targeted.
I have to be honest on this one, I hate Fawful so I would not vote for him. Also when I played TF2 I was an Eng whore, love that class. Just build rocket turrets and hit people with wrenches to make sure they are not spies.
cute vid. If the player was playing well they would have dashed right through that star. nice try though.
step to the side? He can side step now? I don’t recall sasquatch being in tekken. He will stay within a 2d plane where he belongs.
Robot Unicorn doesn’t need brakes! He will just charge forward and impale sasquatch. There is no stopping him.
That’s kind of a bullshit argument. If a Sasquatch player was playing well he could keep the unicorn in redizzy/loops/infinites/whatever shenanigans from darkstalkers.
Sasquatch
Venom
Gunstar Green
Engineer - GOTTA MOVE THAT GEAR UP!
Sasquatch
Venom
Gunstar
Fawful
Belch’s weakness is fly honey… but I don’t think spiders make honey lol… does he have anything that’s like a sludge… maybe that would be replaceable…
Holding back on my votes for the time being…
>Implying Venom’s powers ALL come from Spiderman
Venom uses Venom Fang before I head to work. Hopefully this match isn’t over when I get home.
Counter with The Great Mighty Poo singing This Is The Shit! as an assist
Did I say that sasquatch couldn’t do any of those things? Did I post a vid of a shitty player and use it as an example of him being weak? I wasn’t even countering a post about sasquatch’s abilities, as grog hasn’t posted shit yet. I was just countering that one individual scene, which was more an example of a shitty player than a weakness of robot unicorn.
Robot Unicorn- the Queen assist was too strong.
Venom
Gunstar Green
Engineer
Robot Unicorn
Master Belch
Gunstar Green
The Engineer
robot unicorn
master belch
garrus
the engineer
CONQUEST DIVISION
-Relatively Non-Masculine Horse-
Robot Unicorn (Robot Unicorn Attack) from Windlord0
WAR DIVISION
-Disgusting Blob-
Master Belch (Earthbound) from fatherbrain
FAMINE DIVISION
-Renegade Brother-
Gunstar Green (Gunstar Heroes) from ReXXXSoprano
DEATH DIVISION
-Architect of Dreams-
The Engineer (Team Fortress series) from Infernoman
TODAY’S MATCHES
CONQUEST DIVISION
-The Kind Bigfoot-
Sasquatch (Darkstalkers series) from Grog (looks like RU has a solid lead)
WAR DIVISION
-Vigilante Symbiote-
Venom (Marvel Comics character) from Amazing Funbags
FAMINE DIVISION
-Renegade Brother-
Gunstar Green (Gunstar Heroes) from ReXXXSoprano
DEATH DIVISION
-Architect of Dreams-
The Engineer (Team Fortress series) from Infernoman
AkumaTX - thanks for posting up the vid. gives just a bit on insight on The Engineer.
Let’s go over his bio a bit:
This amiable, soft-spoken good ol’ boy from tiny Bee Cave, Texas loves barbeque, guns, and higher education. Natural curiosity, ten years as a roughneck in the west Texas oilfields, and eleven hard science PhDs have trained him to design, build and repair a variety of deadly contraptions.
a quote from him:
Hey look buddy, I’m an engineer; that means I solve problems.
Not problems like ‘What is beauty?’, because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.
I solve practical problems
Now as you can read, The Engineer uses his genius to build devices that destroy the enemies for him while he can relax and enjoy a beer play some guitar. in the time it takes Fawful to do his dramatic nonsense Engineer creates a sentry, A dispenser to stay healed and full of ammo, and a teleporter to take him to and from where he needs to be in a heartbeat.
Fawful get’s beaten by 2 middle age italian plumbers…Engineer is an assassin who is hired to fight other top assassins.
Vote for a man who is an american born, genius and who would enjoy a round with the guys. A man who enjoys the simple things but can get the job done.
…or you could just pick a eccentric bean
more prop eh?
how about… this!
yeah that’s right.
I just did a quick count and I am behind by 2 before your vote. I could have missed someone, but I don’t think I am in the lead.
I vote for:
Sasquatch
Blech
Green
Engineer
Im still rooting for RU tho. He makes me feel funny in a good way.