First off, I want y’all to throw up the horns and bump [media=youtube]OzMJhOwBLqw[/media] right here.
Turles? Really? Why is Turles even in this contest, much less up trying to compete with the Great Hunter? Some old knockoff Goku is supposed be a threat to the master killer?
To the dude who tried to diss Orion for getting “beat” by a scorpion: That was just some old bullshit pulled by hating ass Apollo the Sun God. Dude was jealous because Orion, even as a mortal, was fucking only with the top tier females. You think your girl is godlike? Orion fucks only with literal goddesses. (Does Turles even know what a woman is?) So Apollo, being the simp ass nigga that he is, tried to throw some salt in Orion’s game. Now, you really think this scorpion could fuck with Orion? Of course not. O was just tired of the bullshit and said “fuck it, I’ma get on my [media=youtube]d5EP3KHu-VI]B.o.B. shit.” And at the end of the day, O [so who really won that matchup?
Comparing rep, it’s even more of a joke. Orion is such a badass he got his own chunk of the universe for himself. Turles was Frieza’s bitch for a few years and kind of looks like a different dude with actual power. Congratulations, dude nobody gives a shit about. Well, I guess if you’re enough of a dumbass, you can assume “turles” is a misspelling of “turtles,” in which case he maybe gets [media=youtube]CMNry4PE93Y[/media]
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Turles can blow up planets? Big fucking deal. So can Orion. [It’s called a supernova. Fuck with it.]
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Nick Fury is someone who can bring together Ironman, Thor, and Captain America. Indy can only get some random chick and Shia LeBeouf. So now indy is responsible for every terrible part in the transformers movies (any part where robots aren’t punching each other).
This fight wouldn’t even happen. Fury is a master at manipulating people, while indy is a master of getting manipulated. He gets tricked by everyone in every damn film. He never has a plan, he never has any prep, he never sees the betrayal coming. Fury has tricked heroes into doing whatever the hell he wants, in contrast to their own interests, many times over. He could easily fool indy into following a made up quest for some made up religious artifact. Then fury could get back to his actual love… chaining up white women.
Oh and does indy have [media=youtube]rtdFRHQwF2I"[/media]?
Diek makes a fantastic point about Juri. She is more of a monsterous freak in the right ways than Nemesis will ever be. She’s a bi-sexual psycho and she has the yellow fever in her favor. [media=youtube]5DRUIDCuaBI"]She made the World’s Strongest Woman and the British bombshell her personal bitches by handling them both at the same time like it was nothing.[URL=“http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EVkc-Kh9Cs]”[/media] I don’t know if Nemesis could handle Juri in anyway imaginable. That Feng Shui Engine is some dangerous shit. It’s just a very sexy version of the Gen’ei Jin and niggas love that shit last time I checked. And I’m very sure that Juri can handle some tentacles. I could show some prop but a nigga would get banned so GOOGLE DAT SHIT DOWN. Rule 34 stays in effect. In the end, vote not with your head but vote with your other head. VOTE JURI HAN BECAUSE THAT SHIT FEELS REAL GOOD!!!
Indy gets white chicks for free. He doesn’t have to rape them. And they all come running back for more so there’s no need to chain them up in a pile of their own filth.
A hammer? How is some hothead with a hammer going to stand up to Yahweh, Jesus, and Shiva? Yeah Indy has all three on his side Super Best Friends style. Shiva can destroy entire worlds with a blink of an eye, Yahweh can melt your face off at will, and Jesus can rapidly age you. Thor doesn’t stand a chance.
