Yaaaaaay, end of round 1! Let’s see who gets the last tickets in…
Location: Barcelona Caged Pit (Street Fighter II)
TODAY’S MATCHES
CONQUEST DIVISION
-Professional Killer-
Golgo 13 (Golgo 13 ? Top Secret Episode) from Gasaraki
VS.
-Robot Criminal-
9Tails (Mega Man X ? Command Mission) from Silent Shinobi
In: Man on a mission
WAR DIVISION
-Run-Amok Monster-
Nemesis (Resident Evil series) from Diek Stiekem
VS.
-Psychotic Warrior-
Juri Han (Super Street Fighter IV) from ReXXXSoprano
In: Bio-weapon warfare
FAMINE DIVISION
-Famous Explorer-
Indiana Jones (Indiana Jones series) from EvilSamurai
VS.
-Leader of S.H.I.E.L.D.-
Nick Fury (Marvel Comics character) from Windlord0
In: I Am Legend
DEATH DIVISION
-Reknown Hunter-
Orion (Rise of the Argonauts/Greek mythology character) from Warpticon
VS.
-Saiyan Goon-
Turles (Dragon Ball Z ? Budokai Tenkaichi 3) from Amazing Funbags
Spoiling the party: [media=youtube]QsrduCxGFM0[/media]
Vs Juri:
Do not mistake Nemesis for another dumb monster like Tyrant, no this guy has intelligence, able to make combat decisions on the fly, see that vid above, yeah that’s right Nemesis knew that the chopper was a way for Jill too escape, therefor he took it out instantly.
Nemesis is one of the most persistent foes ever, can withstand major damage, the only thing that ever destroyed one was a rail cannon.
Juri is only limited to kicks featuring pinkish lip gloss.
Nemesis also has a secret weapon to battle Juri.
You’ll remember his tentacle do you?
Well since japan loves it’s tentacle rape, if Juri thought this was too much too handle.
Just wait until Nemesis thrust up hers and drops her to her knees shuddering.
Votes:
Golgo 13: Some Reploid nobody against one of the world’s greatest assassins? The robot wouldn’t even SEE him.
Juri: Nemesis looks like he’s in good shape.
Fury: Nick’s preptime is GDLK. Indy’s good at working on the fly, but not THAT good. Besides, all versions rule = Sam Jackson.
Turles: Orion got bodied by a scorpion. A FUCKING SCORPION. Turles would just rip that fucker’s stinger off and clean his teeth with it. He got that Saiyan Swagga.
We all know that Juri likes to earn a little bit of extra cash as a street hooker.
Which makes her an even more willing suspect to Nemmy’s penetration.
Sadly for Juri, she’ll get an infection that no condom will protect her from.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Umbrella’s next diabolical plan: Zombie Prostitution (link prolly not safe for work)
1 golgo
2 nemesis (tentacles > asian)
3 tough one… but sam jackson edges out nicholas fury
4 orion cause dbz is gay, especially a guy whos name is turtles mispelled
wtf EVA 01 is in this year and wasn’t disputed? hasn’t he been tearing through planes of reality lately?
anyways my votes
Golgo 13 - The manliest sinper I’ve ever seen.
Nemesis - Being asian Juri has a natural weakness to tentacles, which Nemmy has plenty of
Indiana Jones - I will not so easily be swayed by the badass blackery of Samuel L Jackson. Junior has been beasting on cults and Nazi’s for far too long.
Orion - Eh… whatever. I just decided.
Golgo 13 - Big fan of the manga so I will have to vote against Capcom this time lol!
Golgo 13 is just too pimp. The manga has been running for 30 years and it works in real time! No one knows why he doesn’t age. He never uses condoms but officially can’t catch AIDS for some reason! He’s gone through history, seriously. He’s been down with JFK and then later you can see him chilling with Nelson Mandela and Clinton and whenever you read the story (well in Japan anyway, in the States we get the stories out of order like a ‘greatest hits’ collection) it is going on RIGHT NOW! And it gets even crazier! He’ll get women pregnant, 20 years ago in the manga - our time - and those kids will grow up to be adults when you read the manga 20 years later, our time! :wow:
Really hard for me to vote against Golgo 13. He gives the entire American comic book system of elastic time where Spidey stays 25 seemingly forever the finger ROFL and just goes on doing his thing. GOLGO 13 RULES! :rock:
NEMESIS - Juri’s cool but c’mon it’s Nemesis! That dude yelling “S.T.A.R.S.” was just too good. OH NOOS NOT NEMESIS AGAIN!
Nick Fury - I guess I’m partial to the old white version of Nick Fury because he represents old school heroes like Humphrey Bogard and James Bond, but the Sam Jack version is cool too. “Mother fucking Hydra agents on my mother fucking S.H.I.E.L.D. Helicarrier!” Okay he never said that but just imagine! :clown:
Orion - Yeah, more of a fan of the Dragon Ball manga then the anime so this is more of a vote against Turles and any original DB anime characters. PICCOLO AND THE NAMEKIANS ONLY HAVE FOUR FINGERS ON EACH HAND YOU ANIME BASTARDS! :annoy:
Annoying And Irrational Fan Boy Votes by Sano Copyright 2010. Ah well, good luck to all of the participants!
Indy vs Nick Fury. You think on paper, they look almost equal. But that’s not really the case.
Both have buffed up stats: Indy drank from the Holy Grail, which provides buffed up stats (The brother of the really old knight guy spent 140 years walking around a desert after drinking from it). Nick Fury got the Infinity Formula or Super Soldier serum depending on the version. Unfortunately, the Grail buffs up the stats of everyone around you too a bit as King Arthur proved when he and a couple dozen other geriatric fucks murked Mordred’s much larger and younger army. Super Soldier serum only boosts your stats.
Warfare: Indy fought in both World Wars. Nick Fury fought in WW2, Korea, and Vietnam.
Heroics: Indy has a multi-page list of great deeds. Nick Fury is a fucking rubberstamping bureaucrat. He is the M, to the actual superheros’ Bond. If he could actually do heroic shit, he would be doing it.
Actors: Harrison Ford shoots first. Sam Jackson yells motherfucker first, rants, says motherfucker a bit more, and then shoots. Shooting first tends to make them die faster.
Finally Indy has something that Nick Fury can’t even fathom. He has: RUNAWAY!!!
Harrison Ford is the Storm of movies. His runaway, which was only briefly shown in Star Wars, was finally given a chance to shine in Raiders of the Lost Ark. It was so good, that Hollywood later gave him an entire film exclusively devoted to his godtier runaway. Tom Cruise can only dream of shit like that.
Seriously this fight would start with Nick Fury calling Dr. Jones a motherfucker, Dr. Jones shoots him in the fucking head and runs away. GGPO. It’s hard to rush down when your brains are on the wall. That shit is so absurd it would be like Takagi getting up after his brains hit the window and chasing down Hans Gruber like he’s Jason from the Friday the 13th.
I like how you make indy out to be a huge badass, but I guess you don’t actually know your marvel comic history. Fury started as a commando. He killed more people in one comic than Indiana’s entire body of work. He remained a covert ops badass for a long time. The stuff he did and orchestrated is way way beyond “shooting that sword guy instead of fighting him.” Being a leader isn’t a bad thing. There is a reason that old soldiers become leaders. Maybe Indy will become a leader one day, but I hope they never make another movie for me to find out.
Max Nick Fury is a badass with no equal. He has been running cold war black ops since the beginning of time. Wold War 1? Civil War? Hundred years war? Peloponnesian War? All of those. He was protecting america’s freedom during all of those conflicts. He made it through everything because he has amazing prep. He is always prepared, like a boy scout… who garottes people to death. Indy can’t stand up to this. Indy gets played by every character in every movie he is in. He never figures anything out until the villians throw their plan directly in his face. They aren’t revealing their plane because of their egos. They are just frustrated that he has’t put two and two together yet. Indy never outsmart anyone. He survives due to sheer dumb luck. Nick Fury doesn’t tolerate that nonsense. Here we see several generals try to get one past Fury. 1 2 3 4
Yeah thats right, he beat a general down with his belt. Max Nick Fury doesn’t give a fuck.
Classic Nick Fury. David Hasselhoff. Germans love him. If I recall correctly the germans don’t care for indy. Though nobody anywhere really cares for indy after that 4th movie. Remember when that big german fellow got tricked into walking into the propeller blades? That was what the entire 4th movie felt like.
Ultimate Nick Fury. Simple. Indy is terrified of snakes. Nick Fury here just wants them off his mother fucking plane. If that same situation happened to indy he would spend the entire plane ride cowering in a corner and wetting himself.
He’s gone through history, seriously. He’s been down with JFK and then later you can see him chilling with Nelson Mandela and Clinton and whenever you read the story (well in Japan anyway, in the States we get the stories out of order like a ‘greatest hits’ collection) it is going on RIGHT NOW! And it gets even crazier! He’ll get women pregnant, 20 years ago in the manga - our time - and those kids will grow up to be adults when you read the manga 20 years later, our time! :wow:
Ah well, good luck to all of the participants! 
