SRK Battle Poll Round 1 Day 12. Dark Revelations. MAKE A STAND!

I’ve been wondering…

  • Nick Fury is played by Sameul Jackson

  • Samuel Jackson appeared on “Snakes On A Plane”

  • Indy is scared shitless of snakes

While Indy would be going apeshit on that plane, Nick Fury would be dealing with those MOTHERFUCKING snakes on that MOTHERFUCKING plane!

9Tails (coin flip cause I’ve never heard of either character)
Nemesis (coin flip cause I hate both characters)
Nick Fury (I hate Indy)
Orion (Coin flip just cause)

Indy is a mere shadow of the man he was.

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Indy doesn’t like snakes. Does that mean he is afraid of them and shits his pants at the sight of them? No, he fucking kills them as he doesn’t like them.

You want Professor Jones to watch your pet snake and feed it frozen rats while you take a road trip? Fuck no, Indy will just give you his patented Harrison Ford “I may have to take a shit but only after I beat the crap out of you” intense face. After which he will proceed to lecture you for your indiscretions and pound your face with his fists until it resembles that really disfigured mutant child from Discovery Health Channel.

i would have voted indy… but goddamn, look at this son

nick fury would never have a son like that

i think indy loses this fight due to crystal skull being made

Sam Jackson armed with automatic weapons barely beat a bunch of wild animals . Harrison Ford starting with only his fists took down an entire team of crazy Russians and fucking snapped Gary Oldman’s neck. [media=youtube]gKjJKbgqf2A"[/media] Norman Stansfield, Drexl the Pimp, Dracula, Commissioner Gordon, Sid Vicious, Sirus Black, etc.

Indy’s kill list is filled with such notables. He even killed Dracula as a small child. I mean everyone and their immigrant uncle has killed Dracula. Has Sam Jackson/Nick Fury? No.

Crystal Skulls was like 60% good. It only turned to shit when they hit the CGI jungle. It’s a fucking masterpiece compared the the [media=youtube]joZODFleOaA"[/media] That shit was like a non-tongue in cheek Walker Texas Ranger mixed with sub-SciFi Channel cgi.

Golgo 13
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Samuel HasselHoff
Orion

Boel I love your avatar!
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Golgo 13
Juri
Fury
turles

I have heard from reliable sources that Indiana Jones is, in fact, a Skrull. A vote for “Doctor Jones” is a vote for alien invaders and Brian Bendis.

9Tails
Juri
Fury
Orion

Yo Diek, are these pics supposed to make me vote against Juri? :rofl:

You might want to find some, um, less flattering pics? I want to get in the middle that first one.

:lol:, but that’s the whole idea Muff.
Being asian makes her an easy target for the tentacle and all the sexlust while make Nemmy’s t-virus infection spread that much faster.
Umbrella’s schemes are working as planned… :badboy:

And you know mom taught you that it’s the inside of a person that counts, so vote Nemesis! :rofl:

in the rl shot isnt that a dude

CONQUEST DIVISION
-Professional Killer-
Golgo 13 (Golgo 13 ? Top Secret Episode) from Gasaraki

WAR DIVISION
-Psychotic Warrior-
Juri Han (Super Street Fighter IV) from ReXXXSoprano

FAMINE DIVISION
-Famous Explorer-
Indiana Jones (Indiana Jones series) from EvilSamurai

DEATH DIVISION
-Saiyan Goon-
Turles (Dragon Ball Z ? Budokai Tenkaichi 3) from Amazing Funbags

Ah hell, you’re right Diek. :rofl:

Vote boat.

TODAY’S MATCHES

CONQUEST DIVISION

-Robot Criminal-
9Tails (Mega Man X ? Command Mission) from Silent Shinobi (Needs the vote)

WAR DIVISION
-Run-Amok Monster-
Nemesis (Resident Evil series) from Diek Stiekem (Tentacle monster vs Asian female, horrible match)

FAMINE DIVISION
-Famous Explorer-
Indiana Jones (Indiana Jones series) from EvilSamurai

DEATH DIVISION
-Reknown Hunter-
Orion (Rise of the Argonauts/Greek mythology character) from Warpticon

Oh… and for everyone who’s thinking of voting for Juri (or already did), remember you’ll be branded for life

Sano already said anything I was going to say about Golgo so I can leave it at that lol

Also, who the fuck is 9tails?

Golgo 13
Nemesis
Indiana Jones
Orion

Golgo 13 (Golgo 13 ? Top Secret Episode) from Gasaraki
Juri Han (Super Street Fighter IV) from ReXXXSoprano
Nick Fury (Marvel Comics character) from Windlord0
Orion (Rise of the Argonauts/Greek mythology character) from Warpticon

Golgo
Nemesis
Jones
Orion

…seriously.

Golgo
Nemesis
Nick Fury
Orion