SRK Battle Poll Round 1 Day 12. Dark Revelations. MAKE A STAND!

The answer is sort of. They both have the same godly essence but are two different dudes. Why would Jesus constantly refer to God as his dad or as a separate person if they were not?

They are also different literary characters. Yahweh doesn’t take any shit and will vindictively nuke you off the face of the earth or manipulate events so that you die a horrible death for pissing him off. Jesus is usually kind but will go into rage mode occasionally such as when he confronted the money changers.

Whatever man, Indy doesn’t even know how to spell Jehovah. Or IEHOVA if you will.
Penitent man kneels before GOD

So not only did I not remember I had a match today, I worked overtime + a trip to the tire joint. Oh boy.

Here’s just a few things you need to know about 9Tails before you start to revolt against him (on a time limit here):

  1. The nigga is not Naruto related. Neither Pokemon.
  2. The nigga has a crew named after him. He’s the leader of 9 of the strongest Reploids in the Mega Man universe.
  3. His power is unparalleled. [media=youtube]91ZlHx6L9iU"[/media]
  4. The nigga has a Hadoken. A vote against him is a vote against this very site you post on AND Capcom.
  5. Realize that getting to 9Tails is no easy task. Golgo has to face up against the OTHER EIGHT before even gaining an audience with the 9.
  6. You can only reach the 9Tails crew if you defeat the game. Too bad the nigga gotta go to SPACE to even get the key to get to the Hall of 9. Worthless human and oxygen.
  7. He can regenerate his health unlimited vs. some no-name secret agent man. Pity on the human.

Vote for the 9.

Uh he forgot that 11th century knights still wrote Latin without j’s and u’s. No big deal. He got through that shit and chose the right Grail.

  1. He’s got sperm on his back.

I already know that’s the “I liek tootoes” kid before I even click on it and for all you people saying his name is messed up should know that the dub messed up his Japanese name “Taresu/Tullece” REALLY bad. The average DBZ fan knows that EVERY character in the series’s name is a pun off something. In Turles case it’s “Lettuce”

Yes, because being named after a green leafy vegetable loved by vegans and rabbits is so much better than being a turtle.

Also, who is in your avatar dood.

Things I learned today: lettuce is more vicious than turtles.

So “Tonight I dine on turles soup” becomes “Tonight I dine on turles salad.”

…seriously.

Looks like the constipated catgirl fits the bill here
Also lol

Man, you really failed AF. [media=youtube]GydyA_cVJNA"]You totally should have run with Turtle. [URL=“http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxGv9pkfgfI&feature=related”[/media]

Golgo 13
Juri
Nick Fury (all version rule = Samuel Jackson FTW)
Turles (LOL DBZ)

9Tails (Mega Man X ? Command Mission)
Juri Han (Super Street Fighter IV)
Nick Fury (Marvel Comics character)
Orion (Rise of the Argonauts/Greek mythology character)

9Tails - coin flip
Juri Han - what can I say? I like her
Nick Fury - Sorry Indy but Crystal Skull was garbage
Orion - I hate the DBZ series

Votes:

Golgo 13
Juri (tentacle rape isn’t a loss for Juri)
Nick Fury (He doesn’t look like a bitch)
Orion (he’s gdlk)

It’s definitely a loss for Juri when the tentacles explode out her stomach and kill her.
Just sayin’

You don’t know about guro, do you?

I don’t recall any victims in Guro enjoying themselves.
Mostly just dying.

CONQUEST DIVISION
-Robot Criminal-
**9Tails **(Mega Man X ? Command Mission) from Silent Shinobi

WAR DIVISION
-Run-Amok Monster-
**Nemesis **(Resident Evil series) from Diek Stiekem

FAMINE DIVISION
-Famous Explorer-
Indiana Jones (Indiana Jones series) from EvilSamurai

DEATH DIVISION
-Reknown Hunter-
**Orion **(Rise of the Argonauts/Greek mythology character) from Warpticon

There are more of these?

Golgo 13 - I have no idea who the fuck the other guy is. I’m sure he fits into the category of ‘worthless excess characters that ruined Mega Man’ though
Juri Han - bitch is hot
Nicholas Fury
Orion - Anyone could win against Turles