So..uh... Divorce.... Anyone ever get one?

How old are you?

Lawyer. Now. Or else…

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Divorced 5 times in MMORPGS. 3 of the wives were my alts. Does that count?

  1. My birthday is next month. Bah!
    I’m hoping it’s only an annulment and Truthfully I want to at least help pay the 30000 back for the wedding

Also, I heard you can get an annulment as long as you were married for only a year. One of the reasons is infidelity. :’(

I appreciate the input guys. It just really just sucks. And that’s why I brought it up here before I talked to our actual friends.

I feel… That spending 30k on a wedding… Just says…
She will leave you at the drop of a hat…

I’m married to the streets, nigga.

My divorce papers is a bullet to the skull, na-mean?

best of luck man. hope the kid isnt yours, but if it is hope you dont get financially castrated for the next decade and a half!

NOPE!

She not getting alimony anyway…not for being married that shortly

Yeah, but I feel I should pay the family back for the wedding. At least.

I’d understand the feeling of wanting to pay them back if it was you calling for a divorce but the fact is SHE wants to divorce due to an ex claiming to have had your kid a few years ago which right now isn’t even proven to be true correct? Why should you feel bad about it?

I dont understand this…The father of the bride paid for the $30,000, not Rumble.

Rumble just wait for the results…If it comes out that you’re are not the father then there is a good chance you can reconcile. If you’re the father split the dog & say your goodbyes…Congrats dad!

Oh cause the ex tried to come back into my life and I did hang out with her. No sex at all which is the truth but my wife feels that I’m a piece of shit and I never told her so I have lied to her is all.

I feel like I put her through hell and I feel bad about it. If the kid isn’t mine, I’ll have no kid :slight_smile: but no wife which will suck. :frowning:

So I’m guessing I’ll just have to wait and see. But guys a lot of the responses are good and I thank you for that.

None of that matters, guard your flank first and be prepared. If she’s already gone nuclear respond in kind, do not under any circumstances let her be the one to initiate legal proceedings or you are beyond fucked.

Plan for the worst period.

Uh-oh, Better call Saul!

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*I understand the sentiment and sympathize with you here (assuming this isn’t a troll thread of course), but in the case that they kid is yours wouldn’t that money be better used for him?

Good luck with everything and try to keep your head. Don’t make any rash, emotional decisions while you’re in the thick of the storm.*

Make sure you get in one last 69, for old times sake.

WTF???

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You fucking up dude. If you do that, then you could be on the line for all sorts of other shit. Just lawyer up and GO NO FUCKING CONTACT. ASAP.

She has your dog. You might have lost a dog. Suck it up. Be glad it’s not a child.

The other chick that supposedly has your child. You need to file child support on yourself on the contingency that it’s your child and get a court-ordered paternity test. Your lawyer can help you do this. This way you don’t pay a cent if it isn’t yours, but you’re not on the line for a bunch of back child support when she goes and files behind your back. Filing on yourself is always the best way to go.

With the current wife. Stay the fuck away. Don’t answer her phone calls. In fact, get a restraining order. DO it! Don’t be a pussy. If you don’t she will walk all over you. It doesn’t matter that you’re at fault. 99% of the problems people have during a divorce without children is guilt-tripping heir ownself into a corner. Don’t do that. You already fucked up, don’t let the consequences of that linger.

You only have to pay alimony if your state allows for it. Most don’t anymore. But there is still the possibility of spousal support, which I can definitely see you getting ass-raped with in this scenario. But your marriage hasn’t even lasted that long, so time is on your side.

Good luck, man. You’ll need it.

Oh, and don’t buy a god damned thing right now. If you can’t pay cash for it, don’t buy it. This should be common sense, but I dunno. I’ve seen people fuck up far worse.