It’s either your kid or it isn’t. DNA test that shit down. As a married man, I’d never hang out with an ex, you have an ex girlfriend show up just wanting to “talk” you gotta remember the words of this sage.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F4qzPbcFiA
Prenups don’t count anymore. Sexist white knight Judges ignore female responsibility and infantilize them when push comes to shove. The only solution is to not get married and don’t live together because legally it counts as marriage.
Yeah… get paternity test, pronto.
And for the sake of your damn sanity, if you get any calls from anyone saying they’re from the Maury show, ignore those fuckers.
I’m not so sure about that. I think that requires a bit more research but you make a good point with judges.
Woman have far more leverage in these dealings. I’m almost certain traits of sociopathy are innately existent in most women (or maybe I’m just an arrogant bastard).
Solution: Break that shit off at the first sign of a coming down fall. I can almost guarantee, 9 times out of 10, let that ho go and be a ho elsewhere.
I’m mad a didn’t take that advice before and understand why it is good advice now.
At least you aren’t steeped in assets. I heard this plenty of times while going through my breakup.
i remember i had a wife once
she told me i played too much mvc2
now i dont have a wife
Yeah so right now, it’s her walking out with our dog and her stuff. She says that alimony is a must. Does it happen that way normally?
You just learned the real reason behind marriage sir. IIRC, how long you pay alimony may be based upon how long you were together.
Does she make more money than you? Tell her you want to get paid.
See man this is what happens when you make such an impact on a female’s life, they never forget you. They always want a piece of you regardless of your status.
MAN MUST BE FREE.
Alimony when you guys have been together less than a year and you have no kids? I’d let her keep the dog and tell her to get on with her life and you get on with yours. I would think she would be a little patient considering this child that may or may not be yours was from some years ago.
Tell her youll give her an alimony paument when she sucks your dick. Fair pay for fair work, equal pay for equal work.
You should be golden. Alimony isn’t an issue until at least 5 years. Let her keep the dog, hep the apartment.
Well I lied to her so it’s really hurting her. She says it’s for therapy. 
She’s planning to fuck you up. Here’s the truth behind the divorce madness:
-Men try to warn each other to lessen the blow if not avoid it altogether
-Women are teaching each other to get as much as possible out of the divorce
That tactic of needing therapy? She learned that from other women. It’s to make her look like a victim so her lawyer can spin it in order to damage you more.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AP5w_nAN1mw
And it’s really hurting her? Please. That’s an act. A man told his story about how his ex was attacking him and when the police arrived, she broke down into tears. Many men can attest to such an act from a woman which has gotten him screwed.
She’s asking you to pay alimony when you were married not even 6 months with no house and kids so she can use it for “therapy”? Tell her she can pay for it herself or she can suck that shit up.
As noble as it is, I don’t see why you need to pay for her “therapy”. I’ll admit bias, but from a logical standpoint I wouldn’t want to.
You could as an olive branch, provided you don’t front all the costs imo. Honestly that’s on you and no oistering from anybody here should dictate if you want to do this willingly. Seeing as to how this kid is from outside the relationship.
Also get a paternity test before you pay for anything on that child. You pay for that kid once, you assume paternal responsibility
This is key. Paternity test before anything. Don’t assume, don’t play dad with a child you don’t know is yours. GET THE TEST. There are guys who have been proven not to be the father of a child and are still on the hook for child support with the mother not having any obligation to find the real father.
You ARE the father! Someone call Maury, also call Ultra David…
Yeah I ordered the test and it’s here. I’m gonna have it sent by no later then Friday
General advice.
Consult with any good cut throat lawyers in your area immediately so they cannot be made available to your spouse.
If you’re in Cali this is even more important, divorce rape is no joke and you need to strike first or get fucked.
Admit to nothing, keep a paper trail of nothing and do not speak to law enforcement under any circumstances as it will be used to fuck you harder than you’ve ever been fucked.
Speak to your legal team and only to them, once you contact them have zero contact with your spouse or you will get fucked.
Your new bible.
http://www.returnofkings.com/54067/4-steps-for-fighting-divorce-rape
Also your marriage has been so short you need to look into Annulment not divorce which will make it as though the marriage never happened.
If it’s an ex coming back claiming your are the baby daddy then get a paternity test. ASAP.
ASAP x 100
Even if the timeline of events might mean you are the father. Their are so many terrible stories out there of women who intentionally lied about parentage just so they could set up a money stream. If the kid in indeed yours, then do the right thing and support/be there for them. Doesn’t mean you have to go back to the mother, but you might have to set up a way to deal with her. If the kid isn’t yours tell the ex to GTFO and get a full restraining order with the quickness.
As for your current marriage, if it isn’t possible to reconcile then look into getting an annulment. Depending on how long you lived together before hand you probably won’t get hit with alimony. (If she tries then you might have a case for it not happening due to the short time you were together.)
Either way speak with and retain a lawyer. Sooner rather than later.
Oh crap, I forgot about this. Annulment may actually be your prime way out of this shit.