So..uh... Divorce.... Anyone ever get one?

If that ho waited that long to tell you she’s had your kid, she’s up to somethin’. You just can’t trust hos man. I’d hit the bitch w/ some unblockables into Akuma U1 and be done.

Your twisted ass is still somehow able to make this thread about yourself. God damn… Why cant you stay in the relationship thread lol

You’re safer with randoms than your wife if you’re in the situation that most married men are in. If you’re not looking to have children, that is.

Hmm chlamydia

I banged so many randoms in my day without rubbers. For years, too. LUCKILY, I caught nothing. We’re talking a good number. My total is ~60 and in the last 4 or so years I had hooked up with about 40-odd women. I never worried about the pregnancy thing. Whenever they asked me my name and how they can contact me, I told them my name is @RockBogart and linked them to his Tumblr page.

:coffeeextrawhiskey:

Curable.

Oh, Herpes, you say? Well… it’s not curable, but it’s controllable. Also it’s just a couple weeks with some bumps on your shit every few months or so (this is not to downplay the seriousness of ANY STD/STI or whatever the fuck we’re calling them now).

But the abusive mother of your children? That shit’s for life… and beyond. It also feels worse than pissing fire. I’ve never pissed fire before, but I’m pretty sure I’d trade places with the dude who is when I have to deal with my ex wife over some trivial shit that escalates to Paul Bunyan proportions due to her bitchiness. The fire pissing dude is only in pain while he’s pissing.

Hey Rumble82, want a free paternity test? Go on the Maury show. I will also advise you to work on your best dance moves in case the kid isn’t yours. Also, the reason you strap up is for the obvious (STDs) and you don’t want to get the wrong type of woman pregnant for the fact that not all women use birth control.

Going raw is just so much better

Lamb skin condoms are bad

I love plunging into a girls insides

Condoms just makes sex less than what it could be, but the benefits outweigh the dangers by a lot

Less sensation>leaky dick with herp>being trapped paying child support

Herp>child support

Not going to give the ex a chance either.
Just time for myself is what I need. School ends in the fall. So life will be better for sure by that point.

Only thing that sucks is I won’t spend my birthday with anyone next month lol :wink:

If you pay for dinner I’ll keep you company.

now SRK is a gay dating site.

Women may take our money, our hearts, our children, and our homes…

BUT THEY CAN NEVER TAKE OUR LEFT HAND

Preach the message brothers.

Why does this topic make my back ache?

Broke…back…

Hope all goes well Rumble…Finish school & level up…Make that money! Best thing you can do is be successful at what you do & just focus on that.

Wasn’t the divorce due to infidelity back on page 1?

Or find a sugarmama like rcaido

Thanks a lot dude. That’s exactly all I can do.
Right now, I’m guessing alone time is the best thing I can do.

You never think about this crap till it happens to you.

She saw a selfie of me kissing the ex on the cheek. I learned my Fucking lesson.

Why would you take that pocture? Just so stupid.

So much of this could have been avoided. But divorce means she wanted out anyways.

If i was you, i would go smashing since she’d out sitting on flagpoles already you should be plugged in to as many sockets to get it out of your system