So..uh... Divorce.... Anyone ever get one?

Thread title is really funny to me.

"Yea man got my third divorce last week, two more and I get a free one!!!

It’s the greatest feeling of all time.

People still get into drugs after knowing all that it can lead too. Times that by 1000.

Bang your girlfriend ot wife raw sure

Randoms? Wtf is wrong with you

no one was talking about randoms.

OP is horrible at it.

If he wasn’t, the chick wouldn’t be complaining.

Raw is definitely the way we are meant to fuck

That’s why there is danger

So what kind of pubes does people like

I like the waxed look

Why dont you blood test the kid first?

My nigga…I’m in Korea, but you can crash on my couch.

Hey man, I just got here. Why are you getting divorced?

His old girlfriend came back and told him he had a child and his wife flipped out.

In other words: he didn’t marry his bottom bitch. I’m not saying heaux are loyal, but bottom heaux are the most likely to get some loyalty in them.

Word. Did he conceive the child before he was in a relationship with his now-wife?

If the DNA test says you are NOT the father, record the call when you tell the ex the results and let us hear it later.

This will be your way to thank the people here who helped you.

Supposedly. Apparently the chick is trying to hit him with unblockable set ups and his current girl has low health. His wife got assist punished harder than strider caught slippin’.

You mean after she got donkey fucked by 4 dudes in a seedy club bathroom?

Eh if you go in life thinking your girl hasn’t been gang banged by strangers before or in between getting back with you it’s nonsense.

Just think before your dick there were 3 before you

Or more

Don’t be dante

After reading this thread, all I can say is @RUMBLE82 delete all your cookies and history if you’re typing these posts on your PC/ laptop, and change your password on your smartphone.

Since you’re still married, I can assume she’s seen your phone password, and by the off-chance you leave it at home, or might crash there (If you’ve already moved) you could potentially screw yourself royally. Vindictiveness knows no bounds.

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Yeah bro she is moving out. Thank god. The ex wants us to work out. She told me today that she will gladly have the son tested.

But you are right, all my passwords changed as of yesterday.

Thanks for the level headed words bro.

Don’t get all chummy with your ex either. Why did she wait so long to tell you? She’s scandalous.
P.S. I will be surprised if the kid is yours.

You capped the ex yet?