SMH Japan: Japanese having less and less sex

You could be heterosexual on the surface and still be a flaming faggot. No one gives a shit what you think.

You’re right. What do I know? Go back to holding your dick like a joystick and pretending that up and down motion is you learning how to tri-dash.

these hacks cant masturbate without input-lenience

Plz, nigga. I paid 20,000 dollars for my wife, not including the wedding itself. Her dad and I didn’t agree with this at first, because we thought it was a barbaric tradition. But then my grandpa stepped in, the badass that he is, and asked that it be done; he’s one of the few remaining ceremonial “negotiators” that remembers everything about the remnants of my culture. We finally agreed to it, and after the wedding, had a second cultural wedding where everyone got drunk as fuck, except me, to which they were very angry (I don’t drink). That’s just what they were, angry, because they know I come from a very respected line of alphas. They kind of remind me of Razor in this thread. :rofl:

Interesting. Sorry for taking so long to reply.

damn…

One of my brother-in-laws said something funny. While the two “negotiators” (it’s like a family trade, families pit their negotiators against one another and argue anything from family histories, to cultural principles, eventually to bride prices which is decided mostly by how beautiful and “good” she is/has been) were doing their thing, he looked at me and said, “Basically their arguing over how best to pimp their daughter out.”

You see why I think this is fucked up? :rofl:

The fact that he constantly needs to tell us how much sex he’s getting (and that we’re not) is really beginning to crack me up.

I forgot to add that the thread title should really be “Japanese people having fewer babies.” because the Japanese are still sucking and fucking as it were. The questions in that article have implied relationships and children rather then just casual fucking.

I don’t enjoy fighting over the internet because everyone who walks away from it becomes a little dumber. Maybe I should of just explained to them what an infinite regress is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpZbu7J7UL4

Having lots of sex does not make you a “Man”. It just makes you a slut.

Yeah, that daycare center was disturbing, but once he gave her the money, you could tell she was just acting. I think Japanese people aren’t having sex because they’re too busy making high-quality JAVs to keep the rest of us happy.

I didn’t say any of you were getting no sex. I was giving you advice on getting more. You can heed it or not, it won’t really bother me. My sex life is all right. :coffee:

Haha again! This is hilarious!

Guys! Listen to this dude! I followed every single bit of advice he gave in this thread and I’ve been getting 50% MORE pussy then ever before! Thanks Raz0r, you’re the best!

Was almost successful until my flight had to leave in less than 5 hours while dipping out on them in paying the tab for a bottle that cost 25,000 yen lol

50% of 0 is still 0

Like I said before, confidence is a buzzword used by people that don’t have a fucking clue as to what they are talking about when dealing with women, and actually dealing with aspects of the human condition in general.

“u socially awkward guys should just stop being awkward and just have confidence in a situation u have zero experience in!!”

If you don’t have confidence, fake it. This is something your daddy should be teaching you.

people can tell when u r faking it unless we are talking about ur girl when she has an orgasm with that tired “when is he going to leave?” look on her face.