Oh that’s good news… because that worked out great with every other STD…
Cdc bringing citizens back on their terms isn’t a big deal. It’s much appreciated commitment to its citizens…
The issue we know people aren’t clean, and we still allowed people in from Africa without screening. That’s simply unacceptable; when a virus is out there killing folks.
Until there’s a virus that can decapitate you with a chainsaw and give you an acid bath I’m inclined to agree.
The dude made a stop in brussels and in DC, better rent contagion and brush up on my wave dash skills.
Why does Patient Zero always have to be this jackass rubbing his ass juice on door knobs and licking ATM machines?
reasons not to move to Canada:
SoVi3t lives there.
So how long before the Ebola Challenge starts happening all over Facebook?
If I start bleeding from my eyes, I’ll see if I can sleep it off before seeing a doctor.
is Ebola-Chan related to Jackie Chan 
Ebola-chan? Is that like some version of 4chan that’s less likely to make your eyes bleed?
Everyone Settle Down, Obama is on top of this, Just like he has saved the economy and kept Gas prices down and no need to pay attention to ISIS because they are the Jr. Varsity of terrorists…lolololol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubFi5V1_KjE
Shit!!! They Dont stay Dead!!!
That Zombola virus.
Srk has more trolls than almost any site I ever been to. It’s like you post the most important topics and just troll em all the time. I love it.
@Pozerwolf Maybe you will bleed out of your left eye? Sleeping it off sounds good 
So apparently, the real story is the guy took a sick woman he was not kissing or fucking to a hospital and they turned her away after they found out she has ebola…while he was driving her around and helping her into the hospital, HE caught it, and lied to get into america for a better chance of treatment. Um…I thought they said this shit wasn’t airborne. The woman was vomiting blood, but not on him. TOUCHING her should not have been a problem, since virii can’t penetrate the epidermis without cuts or scrapes. Washing your hands should be enough. Sounds like it’s airborne. This fits in with the researchers catching this shit while not even coming into direct contact with infected patients, or while wearing environmental suits with just a little mask over the mouth over the nose to shield direct contact from splatter (but if it’s AIRBORNE in microscopic particles like the flu or the cold, of COURSE that dinky facial mask won’t help. You need to be fully enclosed with an oxy tank and rebreather). If you can catch it like a cold, then hell-the-fuck yes, it IS airborne, and there IS a cause to worry, and certainly to isolate that country. Let it run it’s course. No outbreak is permanent. The cdc’s lies in order to avoid a justifiable panic will only help ebola’s spreading.
cause if we (tx) go down, you do too canadia
BRB… Going to buy guns and ammo and learn Hokuto Shinken.
So supposedly the guy knew he came in contact and lied about it to get on the plane home? Then when his fam was asked to not leave, they defied it and are now under armored guard?
Is it something in the blood?
I just think its because they’re too dumb to follow orders so they need to be under surveillance just in case they need to be shot in the face to prevent them from tossing their turds at people.