Scotland gifts world with haggis, golf. World finally repays debt with Ebola

Official Theme of the Thread:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0EBQKdQyyM

My east texas bretheren, please listen to this so you know what to do.

There’s nothing worth having there to lose.

Patient in isolation in Honolulu hospital, officials say Ebola a possibility - http://khon2.com/2014/10/01/patient-in-isolation-in-honolulu-hospital-officials-say-ebola-a-possibility/

Nice knowing you guys. I will be improving my cardio just in case…zombieland :expressionless:

same here. apparently SWBeta hates me that much that he came to Texas trying to kill me smh

If by white people you mean young blond female, then yes.

Without them it takes 3 extra turns to build Shock Troops.

If Texas dies, Whataburger dies. And no one wants to see that happen.

If this shit escapes Dallas I’m gonna be way too paranoid lol

Whataburger Patty melt must not die

So much for open borders. Other countries require medical documents to show that you aren’t sick and could endanger the populace. Something we used to have. Too bad we don’t enforce that anymore… This whole thing could have been prevented.

I mean seriously, the man came from ground zero for ebola and not an eye brow was raised by the TSA, customs, immigration or anyone at all?

Just goes to show how pointless all this security is. It focuses on the wrong aspects.

American TSA are a group of thugs paid for by the government to harass tourists for…some reason?

It’s already been stated: “to make people FEEL more secure”. And check this out, from a dude at the cdc:

The impulse might be to isolate these countries. If we do that, we’ll actually be increasing our own risk because, really, the simple truth is, by stopping it there and by helping them stop it there, we’re helping ourselves.

This asshat’s logic is off the wall. By not allowing travel from there, we keep it contained until it can be eliminated. And what’s wrong with helping ourselves?! These shits are trying to paint us as selfish or something. I believe the cdc wants it to come here. This guy traveled here, hung out with kids, who more than likely hung out with OTHER kids…I’m pretty sure I mentioned earlier that one way or another, kids will be the vector for a pandemic. And the cdc is relying on people who will be scared and untrusting of help because of rumors of infected people being killed to contain the outbreak to TURN THEMSELVES IN. How fuckin’ naive are these people?? I’d expect that of the president because he’s proven time and again that he knows almost nothing about human tendencies or even simple cause and effect, but the cdc knows about outbreaks and how people act. This WILL become a problem, with the lackadaisical way things are being handled. All this “oops” shit seems almost deliberate.

This is one of those times when some stupidity in the news has actually managed to piss me off… this is the result of what happens when there’s way too many MORONS making important decisions in society. (oh like the wonderful idea of "eh just let everyone in…no human being is ‘illegal’!") This is exactly one of the countless possible retarded situations that can happen.

In a possible “viral outbreak” scenario that we see in so many shows and movies… the people in charge of various things today simply don’t have what it takes to properly handle any aspect of the situation…and the results will be 1000x more disastrous than anything seen in a movie…and another embarrassing thing is that most people in this dumbass country don’t even take shit like this seriously, like “Oh don’t worry about it…it’s not THAT bad, dude, calm down”. Yeah, keep thinking about that as you’re in the same room with several people at work who are all coughing and puking every few minutes in the next year or so…think about what’s floating around in the air at that point when all that coughing happens. No big deal, right?

*on top of a new era of unprecedented stupidity going on with the Secret Service now…it’s like a movie where The Three Stooges are running things now… oh it will be quite entertaining to see what happens with this country within the next 4 or 5 years. No, there is no happy ending to this story.

Don’t be surprised if the cdc makes an announcement a couple weeks from now:

In order to better study Ebola, we’re flying in a few infected people from the hotzones to our more modern US facilities where we can better facilitate research.

they’ve already done that, though…

I thought Marn already spread it around.

Patient’s ID revealed:

I’ll take my chances with the virus thankyouverymuch.

They already bought people over to treat them a few weeks back. Even worse, they were fucking released

Fun fact: Once someone recovers from Ebola, they can no longer spread the virus. However, Ebola virus has been found in semen for up to 3 months. People who recover from Ebola are advised to abstain from sex or use condoms for 3 months.