Scotland gifts world with haggis, golf. World finally repays debt with Ebola

Ebola Glasgow:

Ebola NYC:

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Original NYC story:

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2nd Texas Patient was on flight from Cleveland the day before symptoms were reported.

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2nd Dallas healthcare worker infected:

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Nurses union slams Dallas hospital:

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First case transmitted to Dallas healthcare worker:

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Patient zero dies:

80 people under surveillance:

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Patient’s ID revealed:

Original story:

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Symptoms of Ebola include

[list]

[] Fever (greater than 38.6°C or 101.5°F)
[
] Severe headache
[] Muscle pain
[
] Weakness
[] Diarrhea
[
] Vomiting
[] Abdominal (stomach) pain
[
] Unexplained hemorrhage (bleeding or bruising)
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Symptoms may appear anywhere from 2 to 21 days after exposure to Ebola, but the average is 8 to 10 days.

Recovery from Ebola depends on the patient’s immune response. People who recover from Ebola infection develop antibodies that last for at least 10 years.

Once someone recovers from Ebola, they can no longer spread the virus. However, Ebola virus has been found in semen for up to 3 months. People who recover from Ebola are advised to abstain from sex or use condoms for 3 months.

FINALLY!

Well the good thing is its currently in Texas. Cant do a lot of damage in Texas.

FFS my next door neighbours left for Texas on Sunday :wasted:

See title of the thread

Please let it not be in ATL.

Reads its in Texas

Fuck yeah…oh wait do we need Texas?

Texas here. We’re all dead.
Bye everyone.

Good time to read Stephen King’s The Stand again.

In before Florida jokes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mK4XhR0lYlE

He needs to die for the safety of everyone else.

He ate the poopoo

reasons to move to Canada:

free health care
no Ebola

East Texas wrecked, El Paso best city.

Don’t panic.

Just don’t get sneezed on or come in direct/near direct contact with by a dude w/ Ebola. That’s it.

You’d be amazed at how difficult this can be.

Seen a lot of people freaking out about this and people need to calm the hell down and not give into fear mongering. News outlets love to play this type of shit up like we’re on the verge of an immediate large scale outbreak. They did the same thing with bird flu, and then Swine flu, Wes Nile virus (plus dozens of other past examples). If we were ever to be hit by a real pandemic, we’d probably all end up infected before we ever knew what hit us.

Shit you don’t want to be around when you are on your way to work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4x4gQLEQpJY

lawwwwwwwwwwwl Dr Gomez?

Check out that security guard scratching his chin, not 1 fuck given.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8gAtTxWhUY

Fighting the endless spread of Ebola misinformation on social media: http://www.fastcompany.com/3034380/fighting-the-endless-spread-of-ebola-misinformation-on-social-media

Close the borders