Religion & Mythology Thread

You know, you may have heard this said about God, and you might have scoffed at it, but I think it might be true.

Think about this. Throughout our history people have been fighting, and killing over, their interpretations of who God is and what religious text is the right one and what the real rules are to get into paradise yada yada yada.

What this means, is that, if there is a God, we don’t understand them, and they won’t tell us anything to make it any clearer, leaving it to us to figure out what they want, and receiving either a major mood swing in our direction (Old Testament), or a damning punishment (New) if we get it wrong.

Going back to my question of why this creator won’t give us that clarity? I think it’s because they’re on their cell phones texting their friends about how the men on this planet are fighting for their eternal affection.

Which can only mean one thing – God is a woman.

Spoiler

http://whyevolutionistrue.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/female-jesus.jpg

So…How do you guys feel about ghosts?
I know its a stretch from the Mythology thing but still.

Me personally I’d be scared to come across them. Seeing as how ghost stories are usually goes that some spirit decided to be moody and throw an object around. Or if sighted are depicted floating/flying with a transparent form that can past through objects but still able to manipulate them too.
Which means they could theoretically attack you and you cant do nothing to defend yourself other then:
-GTFO
-Religious symbols/ Faith

Now dont give me a ghosts are not real. I’m saying what if?
Cause whether they’re real or not. I’m still not going to a “real haunted house”.

One thing that interests me is the Influence the Divine Comedy(Mostly due to Dante’s Inferno) has had on Christian ideology. Dante did a masterful job of spinning Greek and Roman mythos in with the idea of Christianity. This is also largely where the Christian idea of hell stems from, as their has to be some sort of punishment for falling out of line or the whole idea falls apart. Hell Vergil is his damn tour guide and resides in what is considered the least worst part of hell.

Nigga made a thread to summon Cisco again. Wajout.

Atheists and theists are the same, you writing this whole block because i’ve rejected atheism shows that you and theists both shove your shit down other people’s throats and would rather condemn/insult them regardless of not providing any reason to accept it.

PROTIP: If you want someone to buy into your ideas without the assistance of a special Kool-Aid, then you should either be prepared to answer questions that are asked of you regarding them…
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So what makes you guys smarter then? Lets take a look at the universe. We see that the sun is at the right distance away from our planet, our order/position in the universe for some reason allows systems such as the water cycle, oxygen cycle, and the ecosystem to opperate. Animals such as baby sea turtles know exactly where they should go the moment they are hatched, animals that just know by instinct the things they are supposed to do; other than that, we see that the universe’s laws and behaviors are readable (physics)… So why should we believe that the universe and it’s systems is a product of accident? Why is that a smarter conclusion?

Hmm… i don’t know. Maybe because language, order, and systems can’t just occur and work by random? But hey, i’m some level of stupid according to you, so i’m hoping you will teach and show me how those 3 things can come with out any mind as a source.

I don’t know… maybe so that life can remain on this planet but at the same time not invincible? Your list of questions i left out are the same with this last quoted part because it was a stupid thing for you to ask. You really are a retard if you think a person being unable to answer those questions in regards to the thoughts/reasons of a god shows his case is invalid. Please stfu with your pro-atheism garbage.

I’m not saying that Atheists are full out wrong and theists are full out right and I’m not speaking as a believer. I’m saying that we just don’t know and atheist’s are not as smart or scientific as they think and they are the same in terms of politicing their beliefs towards others. You Purple Bunny are an example of a shover.

one side believes in ancient fairy tale collections and anyone who questions this is burned at the stake

the other side tries to take a systematic approach to determining the truth

yup, both sides are equal

edit: your quotes fucked up my quote

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SSJG Goku or *, discuss.

oh, and i believe in whatever will clear my path and smite those that try to stop me.

Those are extreme generalizations.
1: Those are actions from extreme organized Religions. And they are awful and deserve whatever hate and agenda you want to push.
But having that as an argument to bash other people’s beliefs and messages of acting what it considers “good” or “correct” is just stupid.

2: This, I have to ask. What is the truth to be found? Cause if its about either god exists or not, then theres no point arguing or pushing sides.
If its about natural laws then thats fine and dandy. But there is a corruption within science that pushes its own agenda first and drops anything that refutes it.

Then yeah. I say both sides are equal.
All in all. No reason to hold one above the other. Whatever helps you get through life.
Live and let live. etc.

Referring to the/ a creator as “God” isn’t antithetical to deism. And as with religion, 2 minds may have different views on the subject.

Here, you should read up on it.

Then you can tell people what theology they subscribe to :tup:.

Apollo can fight. He killed a Cthonian dragon, a python, and the cyclopes. In war, range trumps fighting ability. His bow will mean he can land at least one arrow with plague assist.

One symbolizes art and knowledge, medicine, harmony and peace; truly the embodiment of the apex of human culture that is the ancient Greek cultures through the Archaic to Neo-Classical ages.

The Vikings were also people to be renowned, of the old world, who were far far far stronger than the pussy whipped men that live through the 21st century. That’s a fact supported by archaeological findings. It remains today that if you waifu a Nordic woman, then you have fared very very well.

I’d say both at their apex were top-notch, but I give Apollo the edge because in war, movement and range, and knowledge are oft times decisive elements that determine victory.

Ironically, I also own a war hammer and my instagram has “viking” in it.

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I am Seth, the god of chaos.

Isn’t this the plot to FF XIII?

B Tier forgot to take his meds again.

Isn’t it the plot to Dogma?

Praise be unto it, for it is the one true, above all else.

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Its thick sauces flow perfectly and unending, its noodly appendages stretch far beyond the realms of reason and logic, its meatballs quake with unrivaled power, its soft boiled heart holds love for all living things. This succulent primordial pasta is the source of all that is, was, and will ever be.

It is watching, it is delicious, it is undeniable.

It is the only being worthy of worship, yet asks for none.

It is beyond the title of “god”.

It is spaghetti.

I don’t understand why people have to troll in this thread…

Only 1 or 2 people managed to answer the question in the original post. What does everyone else think about the original question?

You have the answer in your home, read your bible, son. It says "Study to show thyself approved."
And it’s not trolling when I’m being told I have no evidence on my position.
The only conversations that were had in this thread were me/PurpleBunny v. Zytalcon, Versus: The Holy Edition, and a shit ton of comments that basically say this thread is fucked anyway.

Because religion is a fucking joke in 2014