Here’s some jokes
Kenshin Kawakami is so bad, his ERA is “To Be Continued”
Kenshin Kawakami is so bad, the only thing that hangs higher than his package is his curveball
Kenshin Kawakami is so bad, he cut the Braves’ division lead down to a single game…oh wait, that’s not funny at all
fuck Frank McCourt, fuck Jamie McCourt, fuck Ned Colletti, Fuck Joe Torre, Fuck Octavio Dotel, fuck Jonnathan Broxton, fuck Monasterios, fuck casey blake, and fuck that ball boy too
goddamn fuck this 2010 Dodger team and fuck the POS front office. clueless idiots should have traded for young talent (farm is ranked 29th…FUCK) instead of packing on expiring contracts and old vets. fools thought this team had a run…fuck off. this team has been dead right out of the gate
Phillies in first in NL East. Hurray.
Close to the Reds for best record. Hurray again.
I can’t wait to get to the WS and lose because Brad Lidge does something hilarious.
don’t worry the braves got this, i predicted it on page 1 of the thread
along with the indians winning the al central
lol josh johnson out for the season
there goes the srk fun league playoffs for me
sig what do you think about these games tomorrow (saturday) - Baltimore vs Detroit and Texas vs Yankees?
I have to consider starting the pitchers for Baltimore (Jeremy Guthrie) and Texas (Tommy Hunter). I dont need them to be great, just not a disaster. Any weird vegas insight?
depends on what you need
tommy hunter has been running pretty good and they’re against the yankees so who knows he could give up a bunch of runs quick. the total is 10.5 and its about 50/50 who will win. plus he don’t strike out a lot of people
guthrie is going against godlike scherzer so he’s probably not getting the win
i wouldn’t start either. and maybe pick up wandy rodriguez or edwin jackson and start them if either is available which they might be
I was just stopping by to tell rsigley, Jonathen Sanchez is still doing well.
Giants are going to be in first place by the end of the game today!
wins or losses dont matter…I’m basically only trying to rack up innings pitched and kills, without getting BB’s.
well then i guess guthrie cause the 5 inning total for the orioles is only 3.5 vs 6 for the yanks/tex
so theres expected to be much more runs for the yanks than detroit in the first 5
same thing with h+r+e, det is much lower than yanks
personally i wouldn’t start either but i dunno your whole situation
hope you started guthrie and not hunter
guthrie dominating tonight
no doubt 7 walks in 5 innings, he’s killing 'em
clint out in the first round of the playoffs after 18 winning weeks in a row?
masters of evil holding 3 of 4 spots in the second round?
mekhi phifer getting bro raped in the opening round?
here’s how i see it all playing out:
#8 Crown J over #1 Nomar Mutants
#4 Master Baiters over #5 Mekhi Phifer
#3 i am queens boulevard over #6 Marcy Projects
#7 Fuck Nick Swisher over #2 I Trol U
#4 Master Baiters over #8 Crown J
#3 i am queens boulevard over #7 Fuck Nick Swisher
#3 i am queens boulevard aka rsigley over #4 Master Baiters 5-4-1
I totally forgot about the baseball league because my team is awful and I am awful.
felix about to pitch a no hitter in front of 400 fans
nevermind lead off home run as soon as i hit submit
you dun goofed
Too cold to go to the games, plus we sucking.
I mean he almost pitches a no hitter and we give him 2 fucking run for run support?
Pathetic!
batting < .200 for the week yet still 5-5, amazing