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Seriously though Strasburg bringin that hype shit. He’s got an actual divisional game coming up next, let’s see if he can win that one. He can probably get 14 strikeouts in one game JUST from David Wright.
I didn’t realize that Cleveland was in the NL East, or Detroit, or Kansas City, or the White Sox, or the Orioles.
Mike Stanton is really big.
imo.
Thought they were playing Phillies/Mets next, oops.
to strike out wright 14 times he’d have to go like 30+ innings or give up 80 or so hits so i don’t think that is going to happen
how could david wright even have so many at bats in one single game that is just crazy
Diamondbacks? Eeeeeeehhhh…
Now that I look at it it did seem sarcastic 
My bad
There is a lot to be excited about in Washington. Aside from the Caps all our teams pretty much are ass. The Wizs will be grabbing Wall, Nats just got another 1st rounder, and things LOOK good for the Skins. I’m still going to take everything with a grain of salt though. Too many years of being ass.
Iunno guys…I was expecting Strasburg to get 40 Ks in a 9 inning game on 50 pitches.
I’m seriously disappointed.
Don’t feel bad, rsigley just did the same thing lol. Between that and me thinking the Nats played in their division next, it’s all lol internet up in here.
but did he
did he really
It will be Strausmas again this sunday I hear
My favorite musician is finally being called up.
imo.
lincecums career over tonight after getting owned by the athletics
halladay showed last night why he is the #2 starting pitcher in the NL East
owned by josh johnson
FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Matsuzaka is the latest one of my players to end up on the DL. FUCK YOU, LEAGUE MANAGER!
In other news, the Sox got a handy 9-2 victory without a SP. Scott Atchison started, lasted 3 innings, Delcarmen went 2. Okajima, Ramon Ramirez and Papelbon split the other four. Quality job.
oh another winning week even against someone cheating batting .400 for the week with 8 or 9 wins from his pitchers
yet somehow i still end up 7-3? godlike
I tied the best team in the league! Strasbug!
Too bad my closers suck so I can’t win saved everytime. DOI.
you go slime its your time
you should carry 3 closers, i’d pick up lindstrom if i were you. i’d grab him but i’m good with corpas until at least the all star break where meek hopefully will become the closer ont he pirates after they trade dotel
i don’t think street will be the closer when he first comes back which looks like June 21st anyway
There, I did it. I AM LEARNING HOW TO PLAY BEISBOL. Next year I am going to win 100 trillion games.
if ted lilly pitches a no hitter it proves that baseball has been fixed the last 10 years and all the players now were doped up at one point
also there’s no reason to not really carry 3 closers. we got the spots for them and its rare to have more than 3 starts in one day