I need to choose a team to bandwagon for. Any suggestions SRK? I am leaning towards the Texas Rangers so I can troll the Mariners harder.
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Phillies. No seriously, try um…Kansas City Royals.
Royals just signed Jason Kendall for two years, $6 million…it might be awhile before they can be taken seriously.
Someone needs to start a Reds bandwagon so that they can have a fake future rivalry with my Pirates bandwagon.
Guaranteed Texas will make the playoffs before Seattle will, too easy of a troll job there.
I saw Pedro Alverez in a minor league game. He hit a dinger and then ran around the bases. Good for him.
Also Primanti Sanwiches.
You live in Texas now so yes you should root for them. Plus we don’t want you.
You’re so wrong it’s not even funny.
Yes, I also watched a game last year in PNC Park (Pirates vs. Nationals…GET HYPE!!!) and it was a fantastic experience.
Primanti Brothers sandwich and a beer for like $10…that is as solid as ballpark food can be.
Based on my extensive experience (I’ve watched games at SkyDome, Rogers Centre, and PNC Park) I’d have to conclude that PNC Park is the greatest stadium out there and that the Rogers Centre is the worst.
TROLLIN’ MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD
Which is still before the Blue Jays do.
That’s not funny man.
I am pretty sure this thread is dominated by Mariners fans like the NBA thread is dominated by Lakers fans. Both threads also have the the fringe group LOL RAPTORS/BLUEJAYS fans. GTFO MARINERS BANDWAGON.
I begrudgingly agree with this. I think Seattle is winning the AL West this year.
EDIT: Got AL West confused with NFC West, because they both suck.
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Jump on the Phillies Bandwagon man. The team is finally good and we’ve got the most likable cast of characters in the league.
I mean just look at Jayson Worth’s epic beard. All the other teams wish they were cool as the phillies.
lets go cubs
Join the Mets bandwagon Lothar
Plenty of space.
seriously :clown:
Seattle’s a baseball city. Even though I like basketball more than Baseball I’ve been to 5x more Baseball games than basketball when it was still around. I think I’ve been to 120+ baseball games.
Especially bobblehead night! People in this city are nuts for those fucking bobbleheads.
I like the Phillies, but the team is too good to bandwagon on. I’d feel bad for jumping on a strong ship already. Also, Philadelphia fans are fucking awful.
I could probably fit in the space between David Wright’s helmet and his head.
imo.
Perfect team for you.
How do people support a team that is in perpetual rebuilding mode. I understand gutting your team for more prospects, but Pittsburgh guts their team for prospects and then trade their prospects for shittier prospects. Quantity is not better than quality.
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Seattle’s like all those fake west coast baseball teams. Fake fans that go home happy when their team loses. At least midwest teams despair and hang their heads in shame.
Seattle fans go home happy even when they lose.
We go home happy because when you leave the city of Seattle you get 1 free hit of Crystal Meth.
People go to Mariners games to pay for overpriced beer and garlic fries. Most don’t have a connection to the team other than faded memories of The Kid; the evidence supporting this is how many people were pumped when washed up Griffey came to the Mariners last year.
imo.
This troll attempt did not go how I imagined it would.
Seattle is a sad sack of shit sports city. (edit: say it 3 times fast)