North Korea AKA Asian Florida hacks Sony and threatens to attack theaters

[Spirit_Juice]

I don’t think a giant, monstrous form of the Stay Puft marshmallow man is a reliable source of news.

Then you’re following the wrong news sources.

[details=Spoiler]
I hope you’re not serious, else you really need to check the batteries in your sarcasm detector.[/details]

I think you need to check yours, bro. I thought my sarcasm was super obvious. lol

I was hoping that was sarcasm, but I wasn’t 100% sure.

South Park better do a north korea response

Remember the episode they did about Muhammad? They caved under pressure too.

They didn’t. Comedy Central did.

Been a long time, so I forgot.

[Missing_Person]

Do you think people would be okay to have a movie based off killing president Bush, even if he’s not in power anymore? I really doubt it.

Are they Democrats?

[Shanghai_Kid]

Too bad the hackers couldn’t get Sony to sell the Spider-man film rights back to Marvel studios.

[ShinjiGohan]

I don’t agree with the threat and hacking…but who the fuck is so droll as to make a movie about killing a real, living person as opposed to an expie or an long dead famous person, like Hitler? I would’t call it an act of war, but Butterball has every right to see it as a direct threat. This movie was a dumb idea.

You mean like the movie “Death of a President” which came out in 2006 about the assassination of then president George Bush…

[ShinjiGohan]

To be fair, hacking is a lot easier to do than building a god damn nuclear missile.

What I don’t get is Sony/Hollywood taking the physical threats to heart. I mean after the hackings, the threats probably have more weight, but at the same time, I don’t think N. Korea is stupid enough to kill some innocent people and celebrities over a movie at risk of military retaliation.

Well imagine the PR nightmare Sony would be going through if they did release the movie. People saying that its Sony’s fault that my son died or something like that.

[Don_Barracuda]

I don’t think a giant, monstrous form of the Stay Puft marshmallow man is a reliable source of news.

Then you’re following the wrong news sources.

[details=Spoiler]
I hope you’re not serious, else you really need to check the batteries in your sarcasm detector.[/details]

I think you need to check yours, bro. I thought my sarcasm was super obvious. lol

I was hoping that was sarcasm, but I wasn’t 100% sure.

South Park better do a north korea response

Remember the episode they did about Muhammad? They caved under pressure too.

They didn’t. Comedy Central did.

And when CC did cave, the creators made fun of them by censoring the entire episode basically

I don’t think a giant, monstrous form of the Stay Puft marshmallow man is a reliable source of news.

Then you’re following the wrong news sources.

[details=Spoiler]
I hope you’re not serious, else you really need to check the batteries in your sarcasm detector.[/details]

I think you need to check yours, bro. I thought my sarcasm was super obvious. lol

I was hoping that was sarcasm, but I wasn’t 100% sure.

South Park better do a north korea response

Remember the episode they did about Muhammad? They caved under pressure too.

They didn’t. Comedy Central did.

And when CC did cave, the creators made fun of them by censoring the entire episode basically

“In the 14 years we’ve been doing South Park we have never done a show that we couldn’t stand behind. We delivered our version of the show to Comedy Central and they made a determination to alter the episode. It wasn’t some meta-joke on our part. Comedy Central added the bleeps. In fact, Kyle’s customary final speech was about intimidation and fear. It didn’t mention Muhammad at all but it got bleeped too. We’ll be back next week with a whole new show about something completely different and we’ll see what happens to it.”

http://web.archive.org/web/20100425044606/http://artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/04/22/south-park-episode-is-altered-after-muslim-groups-warning/?hp

No Negative-Zer0 is correct, I remember seeing the episode

http://uproxx.com/tv/2014/01/hear-ending-south-parks-infamous-muhammad-episode-first-time/

[Tien_Gouki]

I don’t think a giant, monstrous form of the Stay Puft marshmallow man is a reliable source of news.

When someone asks if your a marshmallow, you say YES!

[Don_Barracuda]

Apparently the hackers have responded to Sony pulling the movie - http://money.cnn.com/2014/12/19/media/insde-sony-hack-interview/index.html

It is very wise that you have made a decision to cancel the release of the interview. It'll be very useful for you...

...We still have you sensitive and private data. We ensure the security of your data, unless you make additional trouble.

Now we want you never let the movie released, distributed or leaked in any form of, for instance, DVD or piracy.

And we want everything related to the movie, including its trailers, as well as its full version down from any website hosting them immediately.

[Bious]

Obama blasting Sony was a great X-Mas gift.

[Syke1]

We cannot have a society where some dictator someplace can impose censorship here in the U.S.

Only America can censor Americans. Look out h@X0rz

[Divinus]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ct8VcbwXC0#t=99

[Weeaboo]

As I’ve told my friends the other day :

Sony your softer than babyshit.

[CrystalCore]

So much for Freedom of Speech…

[orochizoolander]

Obama blasting Sony was a great X-Mas gift.

Yeah seeing the president make a dumbass out of himself is pretty funny.

[SoVi3t]

North Korea Warns U.S. Not to Take Sony Action

On Saturday, North Korea described the American claims that it was behind the attacks as slander, and warned the United States not to reject its offer of a joint investigation, the statement carried by the state-run Korean Central News Agency said, according to The Associated Press.

It quoted the unidentified spokesman as saying that any joint inquiry would prove that the North was not behind the cyberattack.

“The U.S. should bear in mind that it will face serious consequences in case it rejects our proposal for joint investigation and presses for what it called countermeasures,” the spokesman said, The A.P. reported.

“We have a way to prove that we have nothing to do with the case without resorting to torture, as what the C.I.A. does,” the statement said.

http://i.imgur.com/3vKJqc7.gif

[po_pimpus]

Sick Burn. The Midget got that razor sharp wit, I see.

[Don_Barracuda]

https://twitter.com/TheAnonMessage/status/545814354718101504
https://twitter.com/TheAnonMessage/status/545732308230504448

[CrystalCore]

https://twitter.com/TheAnonMessage/status/545814354718101504
https://twitter.com/TheAnonMessage/status/545732308230504448

Didn’t Anonymous try that against the Mexican drug cartels and many of them got doxxed very quickly?

[Don_Barracuda]

https://twitter.com/TheAnonMessage/status/545814354718101504
https://twitter.com/TheAnonMessage/status/545732308230504448

Didn’t Anonymous try that against the Mexican drug cartels and many of them got doxxed very quickly?

really lol only people on the planet you wouldn’t want your address leaked to.

Montreal Says "Fvck It" And Will Show "The Interview" Anyways

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10303790_1034544973235228_7751437973900133160_n.jpg?oh=51126e7bc911dd4be0140905dd9c8df5&oe=55063625&gda=1426594842_f8f0fd8b7233758912b1fe0cdc8e4c0b

[po_pimpus]

How the fuck is Canada outshining us? Step your game up, US Cinemas… America’s Hat is shitting on us.

THE COUNTRY THAT CURSED US WITH DRAKE AND BIEBER IS MAKING US LOOK BAD.