North Korea AKA Asian Florida hacks Sony and threatens to attack theaters

I just look at the amount of power the catholic league has, as well as various other groups. America is now a country where you lose your job because of something you post on twitter. It’s a country where if you whine and cry like a spoiled baby, you get what you want eventually. It’s a country where upper management CAVES the moment shit gets real, and the solution to every problem is “Make it just go away”, meanwhile they demand million dollar salaries to make all these tough decisions.

LOOL, at north korea being central to anything hacking. I call bullshit, and how many empty threats does north korea partake in yearly? Yeah exactly. I mean, you cant fuck with terrorist threats, so its always better to just pull it for now, and figure something else out, but i seriously doubt that shitty country has the technical capabilities, terrorist sleeper cells, or even the god damn educated enough staff to do more than run brute force on yahoo email accounts.

I’d have to research more into this evidence of north korea being behind the cyber attack, but i dont believe that shit. Maybe they hired someone else to do it, but all this over a movie most of the country didnt even know was coming out sounds stupid as shit to begin with, especially considering the endless jokes and shit talking made about kim in tv shows, movies, and youtube skits all the time. All of a sudden the trailer for “The Interview” was it. I dont know, eh.

Like is someone telling me that someone went to kim and was like, theyre making a movie about killing you, and its a comedy. Then kim said to them, hmm, hack sony, we’ll teach them, and also tell them we will somehow magically create attacks on american soil larger than 911 at the theaters showing this movie.

North korea, the same country that couldnt even launch a god damn missle two years ago, is now allegedly a part of terrorist threats on movie theaters that will rival 911. LOL, Yeah right.

Someone needs the public to be afraid of N. Korea for some hair-brained political gain, and Sony had to take the L… That’s all I can come up with.

Who stands to profit the most from this bullshit? There’s your answer.

To be fair, hacking is a lot easier to do than building a god damn nuclear missile.

What I don’t get is Sony/Hollywood taking the physical threats to heart. I mean after the hackings, the threats probably have more weight, but at the same time, I don’t think N. Korea is stupid enough to kill some innocent people and celebrities over a movie at risk of military retaliation.

I haven’t been taking this seriously Captain Buzzkill. I’ve been expecting some random PR company to tweet out
@Whitehouse lol you guys, @obeezy it was a joke bruh, everybody chill
#jokegonetoofar #forthelulz #mybad #sorry4hackingUsony #yourchequebounced

Another thing is that any attack on the US would be a declaration of war. When did N.Korea grow big enough balls that the US Government took their threats seriously??

North Korea behind a cyber attack. . . .

BULLSHIT

Now Paramount won’t let theaters show Team America.

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Fucking cowards.

Sony should make peace with the hackers and just send Seth over to NK on a publicity tour of one of their death camps. Kinda like a win win for everybody.

Just boycott paramount movies. I’ll stream them forever now.

It just keeps getting worse!

https://twitter.com/staypuft/status/545701351355719681

I don’t think a giant, monstrous form of the Stay Puft marshmallow man is a reliable source of news.

I’m sorry but I for one don’t want WW3 with nukes starting because of some wack douchebag with a bad haircut.

Spoiler

Talking about seth

Then you’re following the wrong news sources.

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I hope you’re not serious, else you really need to check the batteries in your sarcasm detector.[/details]

South Park better do a north korea response

I think you need to check yours, bro. I thought my sarcasm was super obvious. lol

Remember the episode they did about Muhammad? They caved under pressure too.

I was hoping that was sarcasm, but I wasn’t 100% sure.

They didn’t. Comedy Central did.

And when CC did cave, the creators made fun of them by censoring the entire episode basically

http://web.archive.org/web/20100425044606/http://artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/04/22/south-park-episode-is-altered-after-muslim-groups-warning/?hp

Do you think people would be okay to have a movie based off killing president Bush, even if he’s not in power anymore? I really doubt it.