Naruto Thread 9.0 - The Manga is done, son!

yup you are correct.

cosign.

qft.

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winnar.

^ Oh shut up. You don’t need to over analyze this manga to know that it’s stupidly written.

its okay dude, its totally understandable to not understand a comic book aimed at children.

hey if you feel the need to go on the defensive its a free internets.

on a side note: this thread is worth coming to simply for the theories people come up with using imaginary data.
expect itachi to come back like tupac, he said so in the chapter him and naruto invented ninja crack to sell in the black ninja villages.

Fanboy time:

What will yall do when you find out that this whole time, Madara was REALLY Orochimaru and that he’s been grooming the sauce to take his body in the end. The Orochimaru that died was nothing more than a ploy/fake to fool the sauce into his clutches and progress him to take Itachi’s pew-pews.

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OH! So, Orochimaru didn’t want just any old Sharingan; he wanted the finest EMS? Oh yeah, I could see that!

I’m being serious here. I could totally see that. Sounds like a pretty fucking sexy reason to me.

sounds refreshing :rofl:

i like it, but…
kabuto absorbing what’s left of oro hardly seems part of a master plan. until i see a full orochimaru face taking up 2 panels saying something along the lines of “finally i can come out of hiding and activate the final phase of my plan” im going to say that oro is almost washed up and made to look like an idiot in hindsight thanks to poor day-to-day writing.

I’d rather Aizen come in…curb stomp Madara…tell Naruto he’s been planning his whole life for him, his dad maybe the 4th but he died like a little bitch, and then tell Sakura that Naruto has a small penis.

J-Man comes back to like with a rinnegn, tells everyone he was really Pein and was pissed because Tsunade wouldn’t put out, so he’s come to just take it…

At that point Goku Instant Transmissions behind him, but his shinku hadoken is parried by Q, who then jumps into an Eva Unit and kicks him into Aizen.

The resulting hit causes Aizen to scuff his shoes, thus Aizen, already deemed the “New King” says “Fuck this place GGPO” and blows up the Planet and starts man over from the begining…

Thats how I would write it… :arazz:

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Oh yeah, and on his new world…it rains sharrigans every Sunday
Poor Oro…

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Black Jesus is about to post. I have ESP.

Jesus Christ, you idiots. he’s baiting you. He’s laughing at you right now. I want to laugh with him, but at this point all I can do is shake my head. he’s proving a point and I can’t even refute it now. He literally sat and said “I wonder if I can post something crazy and have people believe it.”

Speaking of orochimaru. Did the manga ever explain his back ground, i.e. is he from some special snake clan?, his parents? doe he have a blood line specialty? wait he… did he get a flash back? if he didnt then hes probably alive to re appear.

hmm I remember him with 3rd hokage when he found a white snake’s skin. Something like that. pretty much explained why hes a snake guy.
Il try to find the link

oro lost his parents as a younster, when he found the white snake skin 3rd mentioned to him that it was a sign of reincarnation. oro got interrested in the white snake and kinjutsu to get rid of the burden of dying. his views differed from the 3rds, 3rd believes in what somebody can achieve in ones lifetime, while oro believed a human life wasnt anywhere close to being a good vessel in which he could grow and achieve the things he wanted. in reality oro is a dude thats really afraid to die, while people like itachi, jman and 3rd died with smiles on their faces. oro believes in himself and what he himself can accomplish, hes also a dude that doesnt wanna be bound by rules like dying. while all the other examples lived their lives to fullfill their duties for the next generation.

but they’re dead and he’s not…

cause thats the part that others oro, he doesnt wanna die. he wants to see what it means to be at the top of the evolutionary scale. to achieve that he needs a longer lifespan to conquer, create and learn all jutsus there are. which seems to be something one is not capable of in 1 lifetime. which to me makes oro nor evil or good, he might be facing off against the mains but really, real evil characters are not present in naruto. even madara did what he did for his clan, what hes doing now is revenge on them mofos. again, does this make him evil? in my eyes it doesnt.

but back on topic.

i’m legitimately surprised that some users still don’t have musolini on their ignore list.

theres an ignore list??? Kakashis a 10sec hokage

I love how Sasuke gets INSTANT upgrades, while Naruto’s span volumes of mangas…