Naruto Thread 9.0 - The Manga is done, son!

A new thread should have been started once we reached 10K posts so here it is. Old thread here.

Naruto Thread Rule #1: Do not argue with dumb people.
Rule #1a: An extension of rule number 1, do not quote musolini/MC187 or whatever name he spooned out of his alphabet soup that morning. Quoting him defeats the purpose of the rest of us having him on ignore. It’s best not to reply to him at all, but if you feel compelled to do so please don’t make the rest of us have to go through it.
Rule #1b: An extension of rule number 1, do not quote Th3 Jok3r J. Quoting him defeats the purpose of the rest of us having him on ignore. It’s best not to reply to him at all, but if you feel compelled to do so please don’t make the rest of us have to go through it.

J-Man back? Keep the old one alive, lets not forget that he’s still alive.

Oh shit, son. Getting in on the first page on this one.

Magic eyeballs or GTFO

I hear Madara is having a sharingan sale, mumbling something about he wants “sum limited edition rinnyganz” or some shit.

Here’s praying for no more mussoweinie shenanigans as we move into a bright future…:bluu:

Sasuke is back alley trash can juice.

Just had to make sure that was on the first page.

spam eye jutsu

Hasn’t happened in a while, but don’t forget about the all powerful friendship jutsu.

pfft talk no jutsu is the most powerful jutsu of em all.

Friendship vs. Eye Lasers: Cross-Generation of Flashbacks

We’ll sell you the whole seat, but you’ll only need the edge!

I made a Jiraiya ~ Sage Mode setup in Modern Warfare 2.

RPD (Ammo amount = Chakra level) w/Heartbeat Sensor (He has that barrier aura jutsu)
SPAs Shotty (Acts as a Rasengan)
Knife (Kunai) or Claymore (Firestyle Exploding Toadbomb)
Smoke Grenade (KNJ! Or Ninja Smoke too)
.Scavenger (Draws chakra and to resupply equipment)
.Cold Blooded (J-Man known for his stealth and gathering info)
.Ninja (Cause Ninja is in it and he’s the best Ninja in Naruto).

With this, I constantly throw out smoke. Don’t even get me started with my Six Paths of Pain setup.

Friendship!!..Friendship…again?? Sure the sharengan can sense chakra but can it see the secret behind cinnamon toast crunch!!

Lmfao u gotta put the tags on this that were on the old one :rofl: friendship no justu is a must

“looks like your dog is smarter than you.” :rofl: How many of us have said that? Double :rofl: for Sakura. Honestly. Was anyone actually surprised? Hoe-No-Jutsu. Either this leads to Karin’s death, or Karin hits ressurection and the epic battle of the bitches will start. Since It’s the only usefull thing I expect out of them, I hope it will happen. Unfortunately, you all know what the warcry will be so just confirm your fears and cover your ears.

-Starhammer-

Can we list some thread rules on the first page?

Rule 1: Ignore Musolini. Anything he says is a lie and arguing with him will only make you lose braincells.
Rule 2: See Rule #1.

Dammit, I can’t put Vagina as a tag. This is the worst thing that has happen to me all day.

Sasuke’s plot armor > your life.

No wonder Madara went after Danzou, that’s an instant 10-11 Sharrigans in one fight

Since unreallylistic hasn’t posted yet, I’m gonna post in here and let yall read that quote. That was a winner right ther.

Anyway…Naruto needs to quit worrying about Sakura. Hinata is more than willing to let Naruto sample some of THAT jutsu. Quit chasing waterfalls Naruto! I though J-man would of taught you how to make pimp decisions, nigga make a pimp decision!

Your avatar > my life.