Naruto Thread 9.0 - The Manga is done, son!

I woulda gone with - no plot? new sharrigan hax!

Plot? Naruto? lolol

I thought this was an upspoken rule.

Also, a saucegay tag must be added.

Oh shit Black Jesus taking shit over!!

Naruto is the greatest literary work ever.

heh new thread :razzy:

Pretty much what ZTU said. Naruto can go get Hinata on the trip back to Konoha and tear them guts up in front of Neji and poppa Veiny eyes and say,“Aw yeah!! She’s on the throne NOW ain’t she bitches?” Sakura being a waterfall is wrong. That junk is a drip at best. No bueno. :tdown:

…just in case there is someone out there who didn’t know, I am gonna be laughing like a bonafide madman if Sasuke turns around and stabs her in the guts with the chakra sword. :rofl:

-Starhammer-

We bounce back like Hinata titties.

See? B. Jesus knows about “those” jutsus. Even Pein couldn’t stab through them. Who’s your God NOW?

-Starhammer-

A perfect end to Naruto is Sakura trying to go running back to Naruto only for Naruto to say something like “There’s someone who’s admired me and cheered me on from the very beginning and I think it’s time I realize what’s been there all along. Sorry, Sakura…”

*timeskip to show Hinata holding a baby with Naruto’s features

seriously. musolini is painfully stupid.

I wish.

Even if Kishimoto made an ending like that, the damage is done man. Those japanese kids are lining his pockets with the cash man. The kids want Naruto and Sakura, not Naruto and Hinata, no matter how much it makes sense.

Naruto with Hinata bloodline, ahhh shit.

I’d like to get her blood on my line.

IF YOU KNOW WHAT I’M SAYIN’!

I was to be told that the TenTen hate would continue.

I must have missed that post.

-Starhammer-

Nah as long as she starts doing shit and hitting her targets with all those weapons then we will stop hating. Sorta like when Kobe dropped 81 all the hate stopped.
My ?uestion is why is she beastly in the video games.

Oh, yeah, I haven’t made a random pun about her lately…

Hmmm…

Well, I beleive it can be said that the entire fictional character universe would be in a world of chaos if their video game counterparts abilities were brought into the equation of who they are.

But to make a point let’s pretend Tenten was a selectable character in Tekken, the super slow original vesion 1.0 where the physics of walking and jumping basically reversed. Tenten in that game would be the only person capable of throwing projectiles. A problem that would arise for a projectile character in a a slow game would be that your opponents would have light years to decide how they want to avoid their attacks. Therefore Tenten played to her maximum potential in Tekken 1 would need to throw projectiles with the expectation that she would miss… in order to setup more meaningful attacks (whatever that may be for Tenten).

Spoiler is up.

*If Sakura finishes Karin off, Sasuke will take her in as her replacement.
Well, she is standing in front of Karin with a kunai in her hand. If I stab Sasuke-kun now, all will be over.
As she is thinking something like that, behind her, Sasuke aims a Chidori to the back of Sakura’s head and is about to about to pierce her.
At that moment, Kakashi appears and saves Sakura. “Real intent to kill… You really sunk low, didn’t you Sasuke”

Then some arguing back and forth

Kakashi: "I don’t want to kill you"
Sasuke: "Heh, you’re always saying things about killing me, sensei. I’m itching to kill you, though, Kakashi."
Well, after this is the conclusion
Kakashi: "I now understand how the Sandaime must have felt. Even though Orochimaru sunk so low, he still couldn’t help but care…"
Sasuke: "Well, then you’re making the same mistake he did!!"
It ends with this. (Sakura is telling Kakashi that she’s giving Karin medical treatment so they can leave immediately after this)*

So yeah, Sakura planned to kill Sasuke or die trying. And now we’ve got Kakashi vs. Sasuke…doesn’t look too good for Special K.