Naruto Thread 9.0 - The Manga is done, son!

If this happens, expect a lot of F-Bombs to be droped by me. I’d rather another SSJ-Kyuubi smash over this. :tdown:

-Starhammer-

No ones is forcing you to read either…

And all series have luls and hype, Naruto is going thru a ‘lul’…fortunatly its moving MUCH faster than K-town.

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Darui is the Kakashi of the Cloud.

while i can kinda see that…

Darui is riding solo against two kage level zombie super cloud-nin siblings with psuedo-biiju chakra and legendary weaponry…

so I kinda see him pulling a professor… and not a copycat

:coffee: I mean how would Kakashi deal with 1st and 2nd zombie hokage bros?

side note: almost all of the 4th’s special jutsu seems juiced from his wife’s clan and studying her biiju.

The brothers up this point have been a bit of a let down. The whole being trapped inside the Kyubi was go and raging until they got out. I was really expecting some sannin level bullshittery from them with godly summons and attacks they could never achieve without the extra chakra.

Meanwhile, was happy to see Kakuzu having a good time. I like his overall demeanor, he seems to be enjoying the ride until he’s put down.

lett down? You aint seen shit yet :rofl:

haha so much for bad guys being the shit

Spoiler

From flip-flip
Naruto practising chilli chilli(mode) with bee
Naruto notices the oddness of the outside

The news that kinkakus has bju-nized (metamorphosed to bju) sweeps through the headquarters. To hold it down, the last(5th) treasure implement is needed.
Somehow Raikage has the last treasure implement.
Its a barrel/cask? like (kohaku no jyohei/ amber clear jar)
Raikage gets the secretary to teleport the implement to the spot.

Ino shika choji also get to the scene to reinforce (darui)
Choji goes nikudan sensha (meatball tank) at kinkaku
Shika goes kagemane but kinkaku being too powerful, is repelled
Ino goes shintenshin
"Kinkaku!" calls darui. “yes!” replies ino inside of kinkaku. Just before getting
into the jar, Ino goes back to her own body.
Inside the jar is Kinkaku.

:smh: - moving much faster than K-town. nd props to whomever said something about Naruto realizing something is going on ‘outside’ because of the 9T chakra burst.

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That trick still works, even with legends lmao. I want Naruto to have Kyuubi assist within him, not locked up. Just in case shit like this happens to Naruto, Kyuubi can just snapback Ino the fuck outta him.

oh please believe Naruto WILL take the seal off a bi in the future…its his only chance at beating a sharrigan user.

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Naruto 529 - Read Online at Manga Stream

One of the fastest chapters I’ve ever read IMO.

Deus ex machina like a motherfucker… that seemed WAAAYYYY entirely to fucking easy… and then had the nerve to throw in the famous introduction to some bullshit(copyright by Yugioh) “Allow me to explain…” type shit…

“Copper coins may be worthless by themselves but together equal 1 gold coin, you thought you were gold, and that’s why YOU lost”

“It can’t be!!!”:amazed:

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lol that was too easy indeed

Kishi probably said to himself. “You know what? Fuck this fight already, I want to write a dramatic battle between Shikamaru and Asuma already.” :rofl:

I’m glad it’s over. These treasures shit can eat all the dicks.

this series is ass

Looks like Kishi figured out what he wanted to do… time to end the filler.

No other humans in history have ever eaten the chakra meat of the nine-tails :rofl:
but he never became a jinchuuriki…he just died :rofl:
all the other cheesy/joke jutsus and lines :rofl:

I know. Those were…some lines. “Chakra meat”? 'The fuck is that? I know it’s probably the best translation those folks could come up with but…“chakra meat”? That’s a BIG stretch.

Chakra meat sounds about right. I guess they could have called it "spiritual pork chop " or " yang con carne " but you know, that’s what Chakra beast are made off, Chakra infused meat. I think they are less mystical and more natural than I believed.

Dude, imagine Chakra infused mosquitoes. You are right about the poison death coming off as very comical.

LOL @ the Chakra meat…
“I’ll take my 9T medium with a side salad and sweet potato.”
“I’m feeling surf-n-turf, let me get 9T rare and make sure to cook the 8T all the way thru with some volcano sauce”
“Dude you know rare 9T isn’t healthy, too much cholesterol”
“Get over it, this isn’t Naruto or comic books, you only live once”

And while this was quick, I think it was handled well - we had almost a month of these two guys who were NEVER mentioned before two months ago. they had absolutley no storyline presence and served merely as a vehicle to make the fight seem a bit more large scale and make bonds with other villages (notice the rampant dick sucking…expect Tsunade to have black children at this point…I know she’s old - but she’s got medical jutsus to make it happen…please believe it).

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This War has let me down. How can you fuck up a war? Won’t read the manga until I hear word about Orochimaru’s return.