I’m calling it now. Zabuza will be the first casualty in the war, BUT he shall go down like the fucking G that he is after killing a bunch of fodder generic ninjas ala Dynasty Warriors style with only a kunai in his mouth.
^ 
Now that is about some sigworthy shiznit right there.
I just watched the latest ep and…
:wtf: TenTen…Hit something? :wtf: TenTen…won?
…I’m gonna be sick. :wasted: Why does this shit always happen when I’m doing my best to stop drinking? Damn.
-Starhammer-
BTW for those wondering
Naruto 515 - Read Online at Manga Stream
Bee is officially keeping the shark sword. gigigigigigi…eeehhhhhh
- :bluu:
Oh, Starhammer. When will you learn?
Filler. FILLER.
Tenten (just like everyone else that isn’t Naruto or Sasuke) still sucks.
yeah, I know it’s filler, but…
…TenTen…Hit something? I’m straight riding the vomit comet to puke city. :wasted:
-Starhammer-
516
Spoiler
Quick look
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The war has yet to begin for the Edo Tensei members who mobilise without comprehension of what is happening
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Gaara’s speech
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From now the war will proceed at full tilt
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Next week there will be a line drawing
???&???&???
The summoned Edo Tensei have a chat. Zabuza & Haku, Asuma, and Dan.
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Mist’s chukitsu, Konoha’s “Root”(probably Sai’s friends?) appear
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Anko and Kabuto fight
???4P??? ??? ???
To build confidence, Gaara gives the ninja alliance an excellent speech about Naruto
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Next time: will concern each battle arrangement
516: Gaara’s Speech (Gaara’s pic in the front page)
Konoha’s Byakugan intercepts the huge army. (An) Edo-tensei corpse came out from Madara’s hideout. (???)
Anko: Return to the main squad and report this, quickly! I’ll stay here and investigate the hideout further.
Byakugan guy: It’s too dangerous for you alone!
Anko: Shaddap and just go!
Edo-tensei corpse apparently having conversation
Haku: Zabuza-san…
Zabuza: Yeah, I know. This is not the netherworld.
Haku: I have full consciousness… But my body is moving on its own…
(Probably a Kumogakure nin): This is Edo-Tensei (how famous does this supposedly forbidden jutsu get!?) Seems like we are summoned by someone, which means we’ll have to fight soon.
Zabuza: Being used even in death… I hate this guy.
Switches to Madara and Kabuto
Kabuto told someone (not made clear) to launch surprise attack from air. Sasori and Deidara would provide traps and bombs respectively.
A Kiri-nin (can’t read the name’s Kanji… Chuukichi?) and Ne (Root?) from Konoha would provide detection and support.
Konoha’s Ne wondered what was happening. The Kiri-nin tried to threaten Akatsuki but got subdued when Kabuto formed some seal.
Sasori: To be used by this brat… Akatsuki sure has fallen. What’s more, the only survivors are Zetsu and my substitute Tobi?
Deidara: As someone who died while bragging eternity as an art, you shouldn’t say conceited things like that, Danna. un.
Sasori: Want me to kill you!?
Deidara: We’re both dead, Danna. un.
Madara: Is it really OK with this?
Kabuto: It’s quite tough to control so many Edo-corpses at once. But I’ll only control them for the movement phase. In battle, I’ll kill their personality and make them fighting dolls. You don’t need to worry… …Although, sometimes leaving their personality intact would strike a blow to the enemy’s psychology…
Dan and Asuma having a conversation
Asuma: Aren’t you Dan?
Dan: Yeah, and we’re both dead. Seems like we are bound by a jutsu that resurrects us to the living world.
Neji’s dad: What’s going on?
Asuma: I have a bad feeling about this…
…continuation from the above.
Kabuto: Won’t you bring the white-black Zetsu?
Madara: Zetsu will look after Sasuke. Besides, you might kidnap him in the middle of the war.
Kabuto: Hmph.
Madara: The hundred thousand Zetsu will move from underground. The sheer amount would stand out too much otherwise.
Kabuto: Then let’s go too, shall we? First…
Byakugan guy fled. Anko remained. Anko hid among bushes, but was spotted.
Kabuto: Sen’ei Tajashu! (Hidden snake-arms jutsu)
Anko: Ditto
Deidara and Sasori are airborne on Dei’s bird. They’re with the Chuukichi guy and Ne of Konoha.
Chuukichi: It’s there…
Deidara: So it’s just like what Kabuto said. Three rats at two o’clock’s direction.
Byakugan guy realizes the oddity.
Byakugan guy: Both of you, run! I will delay them here!
Back at the Shinobi alliance’s
Some Nins talk about Gaara and whether he’s capable of leading the squads.
Some Nins started bickering with each other, fighting about whose dad was killed by whom. In the middle of the commotion, Gaara’s sand subdued them.
"Fighting for the benefit of one’s country and one’s village has continued from the First to the Third World War. Shinobis hurt and hated each other. This hatred lusted for power, and amidst this, I was born. I too, used to live among this hatred and power; I was a Jinchuuriki.
(everybody looked at Gaara)
"And I hated this world with passion. I wanted to destroy it, much like what Akatsuki is trying to do now. But a Konoha Shinobi stopped me.
(flashback to Naruto vs. Gaara and their handshake moment)
"He cried for me, his enemy… and he called the hurt me his friend. He saved me. We were enemies to each other, and yet we were both Jinchuurikis. There is no enemy among people who understand the same suffering.
"And now, here, there is no enemy among us, because we are fellow people who were made suffer by Akatsuki. There is no Suna, Iwa, Konoha, Kiri, or Kumo. What’s here… is only Shinobi!
"If even after this, you can’t forgive Suna (referring to the Shinobi earlier who bitched about his father being killed by Suna), then after this war has ended, you can take my head!
(said Shinobi was nonplussed)
"This friend who saved me is now being targeted by the foe. If he gets caught, then it’s all over for this world. I want to protect my friend… And I want to protect the world!
“I am too young to do that alone. Which is why, I need everyone to lend their power!”
(standing ovation) <3
Kakashi notices that everyone’s face lit up.
Naruto managed to stack up the blocks without them crumbling down. Bee talked about the last training.
Raikage: We’ll win this Fourth Great Ninja World War.
Tsuchikage: But of course!
Tsunade: Yeah!
516, bet it
Spoiler
Asuma vs. Shikamaru and team 10
For sure.
So ambush team gonna backup scout team? If so let the trolling begin. That makes Sasori vs Kankorou pt 2. Watch him seal his ass with Granny Poke’ ball. Paint brush vs sculpture troll too. Granted I want to see Omoi in action, but I expect a lot of this to happen off panel.
i wonder if suigetsu will eventually come back and get the sword from bee.
Kishi: who? Suigetsu? shrug I don’t remember him…
- :bluu:
I hope he doesn’t. Jugo and Suigetsu were very forgettable.
So what’s the full requirement of edo again? Do you need bodies or some kind of chakra/spirit etc?
Just
-anyone’s bodies
-the dead persons soul
if the manga doesnt end after this arc, what is there left to do?
…learn to drive arc featuring a somehow logic defyin Edo’d 4th…taking Naruto to college…
- :bluu:
Kishi said somewhere he’d like to see naruto around 500 chapters(and we’re already over that) and with this monstrous arc that could EASILY last 2-3 years IMO it should be done.
Gaara learned speech no jutsu 
and it’s super effective.
Who’s Dan?
Thanks. Read it before it crashes.