She cut her hair to get away from that Sound ninja bitch with the needles on the strings with bells. The chick was making fun of how Sakura took more time taking care of her hair instead of training, or something like that.
Yeah, I’m with you on the whole Monday thing. Shit sucks.
Oh, don’t worry, this author takes liberties with his stories all the time.
Watch, a random fodder character in a latter chapter would be like “gasp, its kisame, run…but I thought he was gang-banged by Gai sensei, Naruto kun and Bee sempai at the same time for a deathblow”…
then Kisame will be like “ha ha ha, that was just my 70% clone you fools, my real self was fused with Zetsu’s spores and now I am here to woop ass, te he he”
Kisame busts out of his restraints and uses the Water Prison jutsu. Then they show a flashback to when Kisame meets Itachi.
Kisame uses Kuchiyose to summon a shark with the last bit of his chakra…that eats him. Basically, he offed himself a chapter later than everyone thought he would.
Naruto and the others WTF and realize that he was a loyalist to Akatsuki to the end. They commend him for dying like a true shinobi.
They go to open the scroll, but it’s booby trapped. A bunch of little sharks bust out of it, and one makes its way to the sea with the information.
Madara finds Konan (because he wants the Rinnegan), who declares that she’s gonna kill him.