Naruto Thread 9.0 - The Manga is done, son!

Nah, he wanted to kill the snitch/trespasser. Frankly I loved that flipped callous way they potrayed Pain at first. Too bad they made Nagato into a crippled pansie. I guess if they made Nagato a hardass throughout it would have been hard to top him. Really Pain really should have been written in later. Nagato should have stayed like the fucking terminator of peace.

If Kishi was creative they could have had Kakashi teach Tsunade the Grannys jutsu or something to bring the villagers back with the help of Narutos Kyuubi chakra or something causing her death and making Tsunade the ultimate hero of the village preserving Nagatos badassness. If they didn’t want Naruto to kill nagato have nagato get temporarily suppressed somehow then sealed after a team effort.

Alpha: Nothing personal, just once in a while I like to fantasize and give a damn. People theory fight shit all the time (games,movies, manga. No harm in it unless you get too caught up. I just wish things were written better so I can believe and not question is all. These manga threads are nothing but:

Oh cool!
Jizz joke!
Masturbation joke!
and random theory fights here and there.

Pick and chose your battles sir. If you didn’t reply I wouldn’t have kept going =)

RE: Ep 169…

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v733/stormhammer/bscap1069.jpg

Pain might have been a badass nin, but in the end he couldn’t defeat “Those” jutsus. :rofl: You think they made hinata’s chest big enough? At least we know why she’s slower than a lot of nin, despite her clan’s abilities. If I were draging around a pair of beach balls in my shirt, I’d probably lose some speed too. If you ever wondered why the Japanese love her so much, she’s got two BIG reasons why.

-Starhammer-

Wow Hinata did some serious growing! :wtf:
If i were Naruto i’d tap that ass.

yall are some nerdy mother fuckers…

Pain should have been the end all boss, I would have wanted to see him stabbed dead bodies in mid battle and start controlling them.

Those are fucking C Cups…AT LEAST C Cups. God damn it naruto! SHE HAS X RAY VISION BITCH, she knows where ALL your sweetspots are. Naruto could get hinata to do ANYTHING…hell. He could have that bitch wearing plastic wrap and a cracker(points to anyone who gets the reference). God damn it Kishi! DO it already. You’re on a roll again man, just complete the circle damn it!

Dude, you’re on a website about videogames, primarily fighting games, talking about Japanese anime, and calling the posters here nerds. Do you see the irony here? I ain’t saying, I’m just saying.

-Starhammer-

The Gaara avatar surely doesn’t help.

people who watch movies, listen to music, play games and read books or comics are nerds. so that make you the real godfather, you aint corleone bitch, chill.

back to theory fighter, 4th vs itachi would be the shit. that is unless 4th attacks without considering hes a super uchiha. itachi on the other hand is always cautious as fuck, even if you where to hit him theres a huge chance that hell go boom, clone. till the sasuke fight that itachi lost on purpose, he was never ever hit. ever, only his bunshins. dude was a real nin.

on some dbz shit, hashirama with all 9 pokemons under his control vs jinchuuriki rikudou sage of 10 tails. id imagine that becoming the 10 tails jin is something uncomparable to even somebody who wields all 9 tailed beasts as his summons. dude flew in the sky dbz style while dragging a huge 10t body with him, and then made a fucking moon around it. thats some vegeta shit right thur.

Itachi/Pein/Minato fighting comes down to stage select and what folks know or don’t know. Pein died because he brought everyone he killed back to life, Itachi died from mysterious causes, and Minato died from sealing the kyuubi.

Madara still hasn’t done shit but scheme and teleport. He lost to the first hokage (with wife assist), but he hasn’t done any special moves. If you want to rate him, wait until his fight at the end of the series when he is restored to full power, otherwise it is like trying to find a matchup for Oro when he couldn’t use his arms.

All this being said, who is more worthless as a hokage-- the second, or Tsunade?

tsunade, only thing she good for is giving titfucks, and restoring chopped off dicks. shes a medic.

I dig the mesh see thru top. Mmmm nipples lol.

Tsunade can make a mean sandwich. They really should have killed Tsunade off. Here’s some fanfic’erous awesomeness.

They should have:
0. Had Deva lose to 8 tails.

  1. Made Nagato not a cripple.
  2. Had Nagato come down all Jesus trapping 8 tails.
  3. Had Konoha come to the rescue while Nagato concentrated on containment.
  4. Have him start wrecking shop while holding onto the 8 tails.
  5. Have Konoha cats finally find some openings at which time Minato makes his move.
  6. Make someone do a suicide attack to break Nagatos concentration.
  7. Bam Naruto gets freed.
  8. Do some badass team combination to Nagato with Naruto and Konoha.
  9. Have Nagato go all fuck yall instadeath to everyone near him BUT Naruto because he needs him alive.
  10. Have some crap happen when the remainings guys realize they need to stop Nagatos chakra with some super seal
    and Naruto is the only one that can do it since he needs him alive. BAM sealed but alive Nagato.
  11. Before Tsunade goes comatose have her use a technique taught to her by Kakashi (stolen from Chiyo) with the aid of
    Narutos Kyuubi Chakra to revive as many as possible before the attack.
  12. Konan wisks Nagato away on paper who later goes comatose from chakra exhaustion and killed by Madara for failure.

I dunno…it’s slow at the office hahaha…

Well, that I can agree with (stares hard at the fuckers going on about Hinata’s cartoon tits like three posts down from yours).

If theory fights are your thing though, I suppose I shouldn’t try and dissuade you of that. That’d be like someone (say, Starhammer) trying to continually force me to like Hinata. Never. Gonna. Happen. :rofl:

I’ll just stay out of it.

Shit happens, theory fighter happens. Once in the while I might even watch Oprah. Not really my thing, but meh.

:rofl: c’mon AD, show some love. I admit, Hinata’s win-loss record is shit, but at least she tries. I had to put up that pic because they finally showed the truth that I and others had been wondering all the time. :rofl:

@Uncauzi: I usually avoid theory fighter because all too often it just degenerates into “RAAWWWWWR! X character is better! Y character sucks!” with no back-up as to why. Admittedly, it has gotten better of late, but I can’t help but remember the old “Sasuke’s a bitch for Fill in the blanks with any choice of arguments here.” It just went on and on until it wasn’t funny anymore. basically, as you said, Theory fighter happens.

-Starhammer-

Pien is still alive right? He coming out in the last second I guess.

Pain never was alive.

if itachi could kill him he would have, but he couldn’t.

nobody has the power to kill madfara atm. pain was his bitch, itachi couldnt do shit. wtf you want, who you think gonna stop this motherfiucker? ittl either be sasuke or naruto, or possibly both.