Michael Bay to direct Transformers 4

Huge Transformers fan grown up, I actually liked the first Transformers. Tranformers 2 was a huge pile of shit, refuse to watch the third.

IMO the third is what the second should have been. Redbox and fastfoward past anythign with fleshlings in it. Pretty solid.

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I just don’t get how one can royally messed up Transformers; the damn cartoon movie is better than the live action one. Would it hurt if M. Bay do some research before making another damn TF movie? I wish movie directors follow Nolan’s way of making films: do research first THEN make it especially this franchise that has a rich history behind it.

Oh well, all I care about now is if they actually have the actual bloody Transformers theme in this one.
…Please, that would be awesome.

Also… NEEDS MOAR STAN BUSH!!!
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You know, he could always make a live action adaptation of the animated movie.

thought about what I just said

In my opinion, this is a good and a bad thing. I haven’t really come to terms with how I feel about this. If the movies follow the curve of DOTM, then I think we will be in a good spot as I feel that movie is the spiritual successor to TF1.

Exactly what this guy said, with a little bit of Megatron’s master plan .

The Ultimate Doom
Megatron’s Master Plan

Bay would give us a full 5 minute scene with 'Lock, only to have Starscream’s Ghost rip him in two.

Blue ball comes slow. Sent from my fists, using 'AdoukenTalk.

Everyone hold on, this is going to be an all shit experience.

We all know from Transformers 1,2, and 3 Michael Bay is capable of blasting a fire hose of shit directly to our eyes and ears, but now he has added the ability to have us taste and smell shit at the same time. It’ll be like we’re chugging a constant flow of chunky diarrhea while smearing our face with an old fashioned brown turd. I suspect in the next transformers, we’ll also be adding to the experience when he induces the audience to ex-lax levels of defecation; then the world shall know, Michael Bay is the god of feces, sending Montezuma’s revenge world wide for record breaking cash sales.

Everyone said it couldn’t be done, but he’s proven us wrong; he’s already sold $300 million dollars worth of shit and now he’s looking for more.

This is all I have to say on what you said…

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Quite possible that a number of the cast members are not returning:

The problem is that Bay thinks that he can keep people interested when shit is not blowing up. Part 2 sucked but the 1st and 3rd were solid action movies. If he insists on giving people so much screen time, he needs to give them to people who keep the audience interested. The parents were the only ones I gave a fuck about in the entire trilogy.

Thanks, even though the gif didn’t work here, I googled it, Captain Kirk ROFL. Nice.

As the previous three each set new records of shiddiness, this movie will break the Shiddidity scale.
We should all invest in janitorial and cloths washing services, because I predict a massive outbreak of uncontrollable discharge of excrement,
WORLD WIDE.

Also maybe Adult Diapers, although I am not so sure people will remember to buy them before hand.

I’m still curious to see how this franchise would have turned out if Spielberg had directed it.

I think Ehren gets it. DOTM definitely had more character development than the first 2 movies.

These movies are an insult to the brilliant literature that was transformers.
I will not be supporting these movies until they stop cheaping out and using computer graphics.
I want REAL transformers.

I will agree with you if you are talking exclusively about the comics. With the exception of both some key episode and a few series, they were 22 minute toy commercials. The movies brought life back into the franchise, and I appreciate that. I as a whole liked the 1st and 3rd movies (ROTF best part was the Forest Battle). Despite Kreuger making a good shot at DOTM, this franchise can do better, in terms of fan service as well as plot design.

Regarding your second statement, are you saying that they should use conventional effects for showing an vehicle modify its shape to become a 20 ft tall alien robot?

Yeah i liked the 1st and the 3rd. 2nd movie was just awful, and best left forgotten.

Well, looks like we’re gonna see more of this. Or something.

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3rd movie is not as bad as the 2nd but its still pretty bad for the same reason. Transformers movies need to finally be about the fucking transformers and not have them be background characters in their own movie. It needs to drop the bullshit humor that only gets laughs because of hOw stupid it is as opposed to it being actually funny. Sam needs to die. 3rd movie crossed the line with the plot of him struggling to find a job. T4 just needs to drop the dumb fuck characters and give the audience Optimus+friends. T4 also needs a better art director. The decepticons all look the same on.

Lol What if M. Night Shymalan directed T4?