Michael Bay to direct Transformers 4

Wrong. That’s Siats. A newly discovered Dinosaur and definitely not an Abelisaur lol

sigh…no matter how bad I want to tea bag all over this movie…

It’s hard to be mad at a movie that has Optimus Prime riding a big fucking T-Rex with a sword in his hand…

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This literally renders any arguments against the movie null and void.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t31/1780950_647433731991104_212982078_o.jpg

Yeah I would wait on getting hype, you can make anything look good in trailers.

All the humans wearing the same racing jacket + jeans outfit. Only clothing store in their town is Diesel I guess.

Either way Day One, how can I say no to fucking robots riding on fucking dino-dragons.

Do you realize how BIG Grimlock is in that shot? Optimus is like 30 feet tall as is…so dude is AT LEAST 100 feet tall if not closer to 150.

He doesn’t need a ‘hide’ outfit, you just don’t hide at that size…so fuck it…be a T-Rex…

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And I’m hype. Wont be watching anymore trailers.

I just had to LOL

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-ap1hQFaLx10/Uu_SSlHPPII/AAAAAAAAYng/xDzsTfq7E8c/w750-h503-no/Op+Riding+Grimlock.png

is it me or do they show optimus getting killed again?

He gets a sniper shot to the chest, AND he gets hung upside down like some MBay version of “Home Alone”.

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If they kill him again, it has to be permanent. However, I am sure Megatron is back (no confirmation, just a hunch), so he can die again just out of principal.

Don’t know if anyone noticed, but that cannon came out of someone’s face . . . . yes. . . . GUNFACE!

I only hope that Bay finally learns that no one gives a shit about the stupid human characters and their goddamn life, a Transformers movie is about the goddamn robots fighting each other, not some fucktard that inexplicably is banging a woman that is 10 times out of his league.

Who am i kidding, he will never learn :shake:

Optimus stays getting his chest blown out :rofl:

Watching the trailer and seeing Mark ‘punching’ someone I instantly thought “wait, who is he fighting in a Transformer movie”…

Yeah Hec…don’t get your hopes up.

Sam’s ‘alone time’ is when I go get popcorn. the funniest shit to me though is that if you watch the TF movies and fast forward past all scenes without a CG budget, they become better movies through subtraction…ol Rudy Gay ass ninjas…

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Someone on the TFW boards made this piece of awesome. Check this out! 10 minutes of transforming!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtu62Gklgso

To be honest, it would be one hell of an accomplishment to NOT make Optimus Prime riding on Grimlock look fucking awesome.

Here me now…no matter how much people will plead and beg…there will never be a Transformers media again without Human Characters (unless you count Prime: Predacons Rising…or Transformers Animated as a technicality). It’s unfortunate but that’s the state of TF affairs everywhere.

There’s nothing wrong with human characters in Transformers if you handle it well, but shoehorning in a bunch of military bs because of your ‘relationship’ with Army officials is not it.

Also, no one gives a shit about Shia LeBouf’s parents getting high or robot testicles…

Robot testicles, people.

Robot.

Testicles.

The issue is that it’s almost impossible to handle it well. In the end you’ll have people annoyed that humans are taking away any type of focus from the TFs themselves.

It shouldn’t be that hard, honestly…

Alien transforming robots come to Earth.

The good robots befriend a few humans who help them learn about Earth culture and appreciate human life.

The bad robots DGAF and ruthlessly fuck shit up in pursuit of their goals. A couple of dick humans try to take advantage in a sub-plot.

Earthlings help good robots beat bad robots and dick humans.

A bunch of shit blows up and many robots and humans get fucked up in the process.

Insert 360 degree camera pan somewhere.

Peter Cullen delivers a few bad ass lines as Optimus.

Profit.

Nowhere in any of that do we need worthless scenes of military guys talking about vectors or softcore Megan Fox closeups, and certainly don’t need ROBOT TESTICLES…

I think Transformers Prime did a good job with the human characters. I see what Bay’s doing having the military involved because I mean lets face it, they’d probably be involved in some sort of capacity anyways.

Just leave out of the personal human nonsense and its good to go.