“Send MagnetiX your email, he’s got something you might be interested in”
Is this how we are going to start off our relationship? By letting me down?
I don’t care what you’re talking about.
OC
“gutter trash”
“you have no dignity”
“you ever try pickin your teeth up off the ground with ten broken fingers?”
Can’t believe I laughed so hard at that. 
50,000 sperm, and YOU were the fastest?!
Make sure you really emphasize that word. Note this is also quite the stab at your target’s masculine parent…
I’m gay and I want to have sex with you…
I find the most painful things to say to people are statements with some truth to them that are hard to refute. Name-calling and stupid comments are rookie shit. Say something that when that person hears it, they hesitate for a response because they know you’re right.
50,000 sperm and you were the fastest?- Tiberious
:lovin: I might have to use this sometime. GREAT
Yahh Bitch Yahhhhh!
:wgrin:
You make me think someone already did
There are no words for how disgusting you are
I’ve seen mold that’s less moldy than you are stupid.
go away
Almost made a girl cry at work when I said she look like a boy and then when she asked me where she can put her spoon, and I said up her ass… I dunno why I was such an a-hole.
I remember reading a post while back about some guy who dropped a girl off at her house after she’d been a bitch the whole night and said he’d never get any from her. Then he goes something along the lines of
“You stupid whore. You have more semen in your stomach than I have in my nutsack.”
Thought that was a pretty good burn.
One of my own that I like.
‘I don’t care. So go swallow some pills and listen to Linkin’ Park 'cause I don’t give a fuck."
This is an entirely new low for shitty comebacks. You fail.
yes there are you just never learned them.
I once owned a dog that was smarter than you.
“I hope you get banned off SRK.”
Oh wait, I say that more than enough times here.
he must have taught you everything you know.
Fuck i think we went through almost all of them
short of actual sword fighting quips 