Mean things to say to annoying people

what are the meanest things to say to ppl who piss you off? Heres a few i like:

If my dog is as ugly as you are, i would shave his ass and make him walk backwards.

You are just cum you mom should of swallowed.

You are just a dog that jumped the fence and ran away.

How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

Are your parents siblings?

Hey are you lost? Which way did you come in?

Does she have an appetite? She looks like she has an appetite.

Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It`ll only take 10 seconds.

I`d love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.:nunchuck:

:rolleyes:

:clown:

“I sold DAT MADDEN.”

Simpson Gif

“Your name is bigma.”

You dropped your [insert discrimination here] card… points at floor

How appropriate. You fight like cow.

:rofl:

heh, the 2 things I say to people and it really gets to them too!

You fail at life

and

Please press the reset button on your life

You should see the expressions on their faces, priceless.

“You know what the best thing about being me is?”

:wonder:

“I’m not you.”

halo sucks

you fight like a dairy farmer?

i heard you’re an incomtemptable sneak!

“Don’t get me wrong, you’re a great guy. I just don’t think you should donate sperm.”

Do us all a favor by pulling your lower lip up over your head and swallow.

nucca you got a pretty smile.

"Why you smiling at me?

Exactly.

You got a pretty smile bitch.

You got a pretty smile.

A real pretty smile."

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“Pick my shit up.”

I pray to god you dont find a girl stupid enough to let you sleep with them without a condom…

You and your girlfriend are perfectly retarded for each other.

Fuck off this isnt your problem.

Meanest thing huh?

…YAHHHHHHHH BITCH YAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

I besmirch you, sir!