If a girl is annoying me:
I sniff a bit and say she stinks.
This girl was annoying me so I told her “to get her hair done.”
She got really pissed off.
Worked perfectly.
“I should of slept with your girl when I had the chance.”
Too bad no one’s heard of YOU at all.
I’ve spoken with apes more polite than you.
smash isnt a real fighting game
Almost forgot that one.
Walking into a smash tournament and saying mad loud so everyone hears you:
“OH SHIT. PIKACHU. You guys playing Pokemon?”
Having people who get the joke makes it even better because they start laughing.
Then the people who don’t get it get pissed off, but then they see others laughing and are like WTF.
That reaction is always priceless. Can’t wait to do it this year.
^ lol thats too good, ima have to try it
final fantasy 7 sucks
cloud is emo.
Do you cut your self when you play ff7?
Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you’d had enough oxygen at birth?
I’m glad you attended your family reunion.
Have you stopped wearing diapers yet?
“Your bank just called and your reality check bounced”
MI hijack lol
Why,did you want to borrow one?
You’re no match for my brains you poor fool
Fuck Halo!
I’d be in real trouble if you ever used them.
I’m not going to take your insolence sitting down
Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again eh?
You have the manners of a beggar.
Have you stopped beating your wife yet?
That’s the kind of question with a lose-lose situation.
“Hey go fuck yourself” said in a rough east coast accent has been working for me for years.
I wanted to make sure you’d feel comfortable with me.
You make me want to puke.
You’re adopted, your parents don’t even love you.
“Now I want you to know, no one will waste a single tear for your demise. And your grave will be nameless, cold and forgotten, lost in the shadows of time.”