Mean things to say to annoying people

You?re as repulsive as a monkey in a negligee.

oh snap…moving up i see

I look that much like your fiancee?

you’re the ugliest monster ever created.

If you dont count all the ones youve dated.

Ill skewer you like a sow at a buffet.

When I’m done with you you’ll be a boneless fillet

killing you would be justifiable homicide

Why insult when violence is so much more effective?

“you sit down when you pee”

“You stupid whore. You have more semen in your stomach than I have in my nutsack.”

that could backfire… she could be like, “nuh-uh nigga, i aint go no semen in my tummy so that mean you aint got no sperm juice. haha, u be shootin’ blanks like Hank Hill”

Another Mean Thing…

Ohhh So How Do You Know So Much About Gays? Spoke To Your Father? :china: