Mass Effect 2. Somebody's getting shot and thrown out a window

It’s in one of the main storyline missions. The one right before IFF. You will find an assault rifle and a sniper rifle, then it will give you a choice of learning how to use an assault rifle or taking the Widow. Choose the widow if you are an infiltrator, like dude said at the top of the page, it ruins worlds.

Can you not bang Kelly? She is cleaning my fish tanks right now though which is pretty close to banging.

Yeah, I was talking about the Widow. That thing is a beast.

imo.

No you can not, just flirt.

Damn. I am going to have to try and start banging out one of my other girls. I will probably try to get knee deep in dat Miranda vag.

imo.

I’ve nailed both Jack and Miranda on my playthrough.

I’m totally in love with femShep’s voice. It’s so good.

Is it the same voice from ME1? If so, I’m going to agree.

It’s still Jennifer Hale, yeah.

I don’t know the bitches name. :lol: I just know she has a nice voice.

Well, now you do.

Jack sucks, she’s like some stupid whiny kid with superpowers. When she wanted to get with me I told her to fuck off lol.

I wish there was a way to adjust AI tactics to make Grunt take the point so I didn’t have to hit buttons to make him go where I want him to go.

imo.

I’m obsessed with this game at the moment, I didn’t like my ending so I’m gonna do another playthrough and pickup some other medals… didn’t realise you can get some of the skills one by using other characters powers (as I’m a soldier), grabbed tactician (combine biotic powers) with miranda and jacob like instantly

unhappy ending

Spoiler

I screwed up and didn’t save my crew, and then I got Grunt killed after we made it inside, he was the only crewmate who died! I misunderstood what “distraction” team meant… i mean it’s grunt, he’s a pretty big fucking distraction, plus I’m not so sure about keeping the collector space station, illusive man had that “G-Man” smile going on at the end - plus what Sovreign said about we evolve as they direct us to, using their technology like the mass relays… using the collector/reaper tech on the space station gives me a bad feelinz. Tali interactions were cute, disappointed we didn’t get to see what Quarians looked like though still - I’m gonna avoid getting the IFF till I’m ready to finish the game I think this time

Is there a list of planets that have scan missions? Like “Anomaly detected commander!” wanna try get everything done this time

p.s I recommend you scan/probe a certain planet in the Local cluster for good EDI times
"…really Commander?"

sort of ending spoiler

Spoiler

I really liked Kelly’s character too, I think that’s why the ending annoyed me, watching her melt was like “oh wtf? she fed my fish! SHE FED MY FISH!”, I kinda get the feeling she’d play another part in ME3, she’s sort of unique amongst the crew, Chakwas got alot more personality this time, I liked that

You can make her dance like a stripper, sit on your lap and stroke your arm. That is enough for me.

Tali is the only character worth going all the way with imo. She just owns too hard.

I am really liking Vanguard charge. But I don’t like my 15 shots with a shotgun. Do I get extended mags or anything later. Keep in mind I JUST started so I have no idea wtf is going on.

this is probably the saddest page of this thread so far.

christ.

I got it on my Ebook strategy guide, here goes: http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/6269/masseffect2n7assignment.jpg

I’ve been avoiding this thread until I finish my first play through, but I just had to say that the “Elcor Hamlet” advertisement fucking made me lol for like 10 goddamn minutes

“Insincere endorsement: you have not seen shakespeare until you’ve seen this play.”

I’d love to see Elcor Romeo and Juliet.
“Romantic and distressing Query: Romeo oh Romeo or where for art tho romeo?”

Samara is pretty awesome who’s better between her and Jack? Basically it comes down to heavy reave vs heavy shockwave which imo are more or less equal but I guess Samara has the slight edge since she can use assault rifles.