“What combat techniques will you be implementing against the lion?”
Even this alone is a great quote. I have to leave this thread now because of the disturbing chimp fetish undertones. I can’t afford to go down that path again.
Regardless of what happened using weapons was a bitch move. Samson mah ass…
Well, that was whack.
Hot monkey dick.
man he saw that lion take one swipe at him, realized how fucked he was if the lion actually gave a shit (dont need to be hungry to kill your ass), and peaced out
lol @ declaring victory…nice George Bush Jr joke setup
I think the funniest part is that I’m thinking in his mind, he really believed putting that flag over there would enrage the lion. Like the lion was gonna get up all “Israeli flag? FUCK you tryin to say son?” and charge him.
Not even clicking on the vid. Biggest. Letdown. Ever.
Best part of the video is him chilling in the chair thinking stupid lion making me look stupid, must think of excuses
yeah, but what if the lion was like “yo, FUCK Isreal” and shit on the flag? that would have made this low-rent Darun Mister look like a bitch.
They should have starved the lion for a couple of weeks prior to the match, then we would have had a show!
Dude definitely pussed out by using weapons.
This man is cat food.
So like, is this Rocky Rose’s retarded arab half-cousin twice removed?
This is going to end badly.
EDIT: Nevermind, saw this already happened, and the homey never even got a shot in, then backed out, saying he won. He really is the Middle East’s Rocky Rose.
most of you guys doubt this is possible proving once again that you couldn’t beat the pussy up if your life depended on it.
PENALTY GAME BITCHES
In b4 “I beat your mom’s up last night.”
rofl…curious george dont want it.
I still stand by my claims too btw. Idk if id fuck with a lion tho…
Dude better have mad footsies or his ass is done. I see this Lion scoring a perfect with a unblockable infinite.
chimps will get killed by a lion or tiger. a gorilla is a different story. since this fight was staged, who would you guys put your money on?
chimp vs lion
gorilla vs tiger
polar bear vs gorilla
polar bear vs tiger
my money is on the polar bear vs any of them.
last one:
killer whale, but on land vs any of these?
for so many centuries we had various fight sports such as boxing, wrestling, mma…
**it’s about time **we had some man vs animal fighting. I remember making a great thread a long time ago about us having a martial arts in dealing with animals. This is great.
I’ve always believed Man would fare out well if he was raised Tarzan style. I mean us humans can actually be beasts if we allow our nails to grow and shit. We can climb trees, swing on vines, or even go spiderman like hoping around, swim, learn different fighting styles, and much more.
we should have this updated also, because i want to watch this.
this probably could be rigged, the lion looks like it will be screwed. I want to see him go one on one with a real wild african Lion, i’m talking the King Mufasa looking Lion, not a caged all my life adolescent lion.