OD on fenatyl, I refuse to fight the eventual Arab super soldier horde that he will train.
On a serious note, Id actually be pretty stocked about this. Perhaps the next step in human durability or strength.
only problem with that is that the nose is right above the jaw. and you don’t wanna fuck with lion jaw son!
oh and chimps are fucking strong. far stronger than the strongest human. they will randomly attack you and rip off your dick and use it to scratch their balls. or randomly rip off that one woman’s face. chimp vs lion is probably fair. human vs lion is fail. unless like i said, you mix it a potent cocktail of weed, booze, and painkillers. tranquilizer would be too obvious.
Gorillas are pretty placid and mostly vegetarian, but Silverback gorillas have been known to break backs, shatter femurs, and rip out the jawbone of poachers trying to capture their young. I don’t even want to imagine how getting your jawbone ripped out of your skull would feel like. :wasted:
That’s still placid. I mean, if you try to kidnap an infant gorilla what the hell do you think is going to happen? In general though they are rather nice and don’t cause problems. They don’t need to, nothing (other than us) really tries to fuck with them. Leopards will eat young gorillas, but the males protect the group and will go out of their way to kill leopards, and that’s a pretty one sided fight.
Keep in mind that researchers go out in the wild and live with them for years on end with no issues. They aren’t going to tear you in half unless they think you’re a threat. And most animals will go bonkers if you screw with their young.
Oh I am well aware, but I’m just showing their physical capabilities once they are prodded into attacking. Gorillas would rather try and advertise ferocity rather than dish it out. Still not tempted to hang around their camp in the Congo anytime soon.
I watched Gorillas in the Mist bro… :sad:
I got to see some in person on a work trip. Rather cool customers and rather shy, yet curious. We were told by our guides not to look them in the eye and if they “lower you” stay low, standing upright is a fight to them. They smell like hell though. It was also told to us to remember that “they are not afraid of you”.
They are known to rip leopards heads in half, so yeah, not to be fucked with.
I really hope the vids get released.
So did the nigga fight the lion yet?
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lol they probably drugged the lion or fed it prior the fight.
he didn’t attack the lion, lion has no reason to attack him.
if he had the outcome would have been different.
well as I said before, attacking the lion’s suicide. you attack, he’s unphased by any blow a human strikes and he counters, and you most likely die right there.
evne if he won by punching it to death, if the lion has no interest in fighting then it wouldn’t really be a competition
Whilst deciding not to hit the lion was probably the smartest descision of his life and getting in the cage with it is brave, putting a flag near an animal which doesn’t really give a shit isn’t really fighting it.
this whole thread was pointless…the lion was full of zebra burgers prior to the fight then did a line of Egyptian coke…
I feel cheated. Fuck you Egypt.
They probably gorged the lion with food before the fight.
Well atleast he declared himself victorious… for… something…
I am dissapoint.
Trash… absolute trash. Let me just unsubscribe to the thread now…
He didn’t fight it with just his bare hands. >:(
I’m not sure I believe that chimps, gorillas, and lions are stronger than humans. Maybe 75 more posts saying the exact same fucking thing can convince me.
what a cop out
king of games would not tolerate this bullshit
man its 6:11 in the morning in ireland and im laughing my ass of. so much i didnt type lmao.
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Al-Masry: You punch dogs?
Essawy: I punch and kick them.
i mean man are you trying to make me dit of laughter XD
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Al-Masry: What combat techniques will you be implementing against the lion? Will you use martial arts, or will you be resorting to regular street-fighting tactics, like dirt in the eye and crotch-punches?
Essawy: I don’t know about the dirt, but the lion will probably not let me punch its crotch.
my life is complete.