lol @ your mentally inept ass calling me dumb over your own misunderstanding
i’d rather get killed by a lion than a chimp. From what i’ve read on chimp attacks in the past, they tend to cause you a great deal of pain before actually killing you off (ripping face/genitals off, breaking off your foot, etc)
Man that’s what this dude should be fighting, a man vs Gorilla fist fight would be the greatest thing no matter the outcome.
I would like for this dude to go in with some kind of protective clothing, like elephant leather, that way he won’t die in some pussy ass manner like bleeding to death.
You read the title, read OP and think "…what?!"
But this is what UFC should’ve been like really.
Wasn’t it a chimp with a gun?
That would be even worse, gorillas have an awareness of vengeance and will go above and beyond to make sure that he dies in a very painful way. A lion will kill a man with a bite and a swipe and possibly eat him, a gorilla will rip you to shreds while alive, and not just figuratively.
And as for chimps… any animal that can literally rip your arm off your body and can perforate your flesh barehanded- ripping chunks of flesh off your body isn’t even worth considering fighting… let alone teaching them martial arts.
Crazy martial arts chimps! I want to see a Lion vs a Martial Arts Chimp.
Thread of the year. I’m at work trying SO hard not to kill myself from laughter.
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Which is just FURTHER proof that SRK ain’t what it was, even a year or two ago when Epi first posted that ish.
This thread is X-23 awesome - it desperately needed that assist.
Well here’s his ass pulling cars & getting run over by cars…Maybe he has adamantium skeleton…
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There was a chimp that escaped and smashed a cops windshield, a bullet proof one. He didn’t even hit it that hard, just kinda half assd it.
Gorillas are actually pretty damn nice though. You generally have to go out of your way to piss them off. Unless you pick a fight with them, or look them in the eyes which they hate, they’ll just laze around and possibly pet you or feed you. But if they get mad, watch the fuck out, you don’t want to be anywhere near them.
can anybody make me an av of this dude vs a lion, SF battles screen style?
also, chimps are badass…check out youtube for videos of monkeys fucking with tigers. They are absolute assholes. Also, studies have shown chimps making tools for hunting, and ones that have learned sign language have been seen teaching their children sign language. They’re not THAT far off from evolving, especially now that they’re watching the masters at work.
I for one welcome our eventual chimp overlords
Chimps are like 98% us, they are evolved. And all the great apes use tools and have been taught sign language. This is not unique to chimps. The thing is, the great apes do not have our manual dexterity, so they can’t actually make or use complex tools, but that’s also one of the reasons they are so stupidly strong.
And yeah they hate, hate, hate, large cats. They’ll go out of their way to fuck with them and kill them. They know the cats eat their young, but even the large cats don’t like fucking with apes because the apes fight back something massive. And if one of them does take out a child, the fucking apes will hunt it the fuck down and go on large cat genocide.
As scary as lions and tigers and bears are, you really do not want to fuck with apes.
Apes like us though, for the most part gorilla attacks simply do not happen (outside of idiots staring them in the eyes and messing with gorilla young), and while chimp attacks do happen, they are fairly rare, chimps tend more to laugh at us. And most attacks tend to revolve around something setting them off.
For shits and giggles google up bonobo chimps. They aren’t violent at all, slightly smaller, weaker, and have massive orgies and other things.
Europeans used to get into the ring with adult male gorillas and box them to prove their manliness to their women, back when africa was still being explored/exploited by the euopeans. That stopped because even though they were getting pwned, the gorillas would not fight back. It all came to a close when a european boxer (with the manly mustache) beat a gorilla to death, then declared the apes too gentle for it to be sporting…you think he could’ve done that BEFORE killing the gorilla. Bully for him.
so what? this nigga shootin promo’s now?..he’s pretty much the heel in this…
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhs4PII1xp0iKbui1P I have a feeling this is in his near future :S. That Lion took like 3 bullets to the dome before dropping. Damn Lion almost ate him alive son!
Well, he wasn’t eating him yet, he was trying to kill him. And dude looked nearly dead to me. But yeah, lions have thick skulls and dense muscle, you need a high caliber bullet to do anything to them.
what are you guys gonna do if he actually goes through with it and makes the lion his bitch, no tricks?
Then he wins the Man of the Forever award.