this man is very very confident. I bet he climb those poles inside the cage and then drop kick that fucking lion. I do hope he has at least some basic knowledge on cat anatomy and knows eye gouging wont save his ass. Where’s my Methamphetamine, PCP, and Fentanyl? Heroin just won’t cut it today
This is what happens when a Middle Eastern government effects a culturally bulletproof suicide bomber deterrence policy.
Sheer hilarity ensues.
The Egyptian policy of executing the parents of any and all suicide bombers is utter genius.
This guy… well, he’s all that the terrorists have left going for them, in Egypt.
damn, maybe I’m not saying it clearly enough
a lion’s like 500 lbs of muscle. a lion pressing his paw into any human skull could end that human. not saying guy stands a chance, just saying that lion’ll really regret getting hit by that guy’s full power swing. assuming it did get hit, it’d probably counter immediately and kill the guy, but daaaaaamn i’m just sayin’…
to speak absolutely seriously about this fight for a second though, IMO this guy has exactly one way to win. and that’s with a very safe counterattack of some sort, like in a bull fight. to try and attack it head on is asking for a war of attrition, and seeing how a lion’s much stronger it’ll win 99 times outta 100. lion’s better equipped offensively and defensively. better stats. and as we know in the FG world, better stats + better options = you move according to your opponent. it’s basically the equivalent of a contra boss battle, except there’s no extra lives. unless he knows something about lion weak points, this shit’s done.
if he’s tussled to the ground, auto game. bitten, auto game. swiped and claws latch on, auto game. swiped and cut, still might be auto game. also, I see no way how to get out of a lion’s power stomp approach without obstacles or terrain
When is this shit going down? Keep this thread updated with any new info please lmao.
You’re dumb as shown in many other threads. But even a 300 pound human built out of pure muscle can’t do squat to a lion no matter where they hit it. It just won’t work. they’d get a “bruise” at worst, at best it wouldn’t do shit. And he won’t have a weapon as the bullfighters do which is the only way we can take something down. It’s as dumb as boxing a grizzly bear.
Human’s don’t have the muscle density or the nerve backing to throw a punch good enough to be more than a 3 foot monkey or a squirel to a lion.
Or did you go to the “lol creationism is true” school of basic biology Mr. Palin.
maybe the epidemic can fight a monkey for the undercard.
what about the eyes?
The Epidemic wasn’t arguing he could fight with a mere monkey, and win.
He claimed he could take out a chimp.
Al-Masry: If the event is successful, how will you follow it up? More lion fights?
Essawy: I have a whole series of shows planned in my head. I will pull an airplane with my teeth, and I will pull an airplane with my hair. I will also be run over by an airplane. In between each of these acts, there will be lion battles.
I lost it
I’m reminded of the scene in The Ghost and the Darkness, a movie about two maneaters, where an old African dude is like, I killed a lion with my bare hands
And the nose. Biggest weak point on a cat.
Well, let’s say this guy hits the lion full on in the eyes or nose with his bare hands. Odds are virtually guaranteed that the lion is going to maul his ass in response.
That would be a good idea if he was merely trying to defend himself and escape, but he wants to defeat the beast and such a maneuver would only stun or annoy the animal.
The best method based on an actual event would be to shove his arm down the lion’s maw and try to violently eviscerate him somehow, which is what this Kenyan septuagenarian did to a leopard. Keep in mind that a leopard is a few hundred pounds less massive than an adult male lion so this is nowhere near certain but I don’t see how any other scenario working barring the lion having stroke.
its a fucking lion, this dude does not stand a ghost of a chance
sidebets?..I got $20 on the lion
but I do think the fight will be short, the lion will eat his ass and then the dude’s boys will run in and jump the lion with ak’s…
the crowd will scream “FIXED,FIXED,FIXED”
Any body find the youtube videos this guy claims to have uploaded? A quick search of the site has brought up nothing for me.
i still think he has a better chance against a lion than a chimp
Team Spooky better be there, that’s all I’m sayin.
Most people have no idea how strong chimps are. I think the evolutionary tree separated unbridled negro strength and retard fury in humans, where in chimps have both activated simultaneously. I watched on discovery and a chimp pulled a pulley down with a 800+ lb force with one arm, and a man the same size who was in shape pulled about 200 or so.
Chimps are over 4x as strong as us per pound so that’s not surprising. Hell the biggest great ape (humans, chimps, gorilla, orangutang make up that group) the gorilla, well… nothing tries to eat it. Because it would open such a massive can of whoop ass. Don’t fuck with them.
Not that many things fuck with chimps either. And chimps will go out of their way to attack large cats, for other reason it seems than “fuck leopards”.