Man to fight lion to boost tourism and defeat Israel

General Discussion
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errr… am i the only one who noticed how huge that guy’s arms are? silly logic aside, he could probably floor one if he threw a good enough punch

22

Someone PM the stream link plox?

23

i want the stream to this.Also if Dude wins he should get a shot at any title in MMA by default

24

That nigga could be twice as big as still not faze a fucking lion. So whats the deal with this nigga thinking he superman? He do some feats of strength have been witnessed that would make him think that this is actually possible?

25

Why not? Corpses can be used for sex.

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hey, I didn’t say he was gonna kick the lion’s ass. lions are from the family of animals that are very adept at striking and dodging. Lion could prolly smoothly shift his face to the side or under the guy’s punch and bite his hand off or something.

I’m just saying, if he hit a lion in the face with that… that shit’s gonna matter

27

Wait…Israel’s bad?

28

damn, hopefully the lion just rips off his clothes. he’s fucking hot

29

I just want everyone to know, the lion didnt start it…

maybe someone can edit a combo match with x-factor type shit to drowning pool

30

Give up hope bro…

Dat nigga dead from the moment he chose to do this…

Now he’s about to try to pull some kinda Hulk Hogan/Iron Sheik type shit where he beats the lion up and puts the Israeli flag in his back?

C’mon son…

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When is this going down I’m all for this gladiator type shit

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  1. Midgets vs Lions is fake. Just google it

  2. match has three outcomes
    a) man drugs lion and wins by cheating
    b) man shocks the world and beats the fuck out of a fucking lion
    c) man annoys lion and lion shreds him to pieces

  3. I would pay good money to see this, regardless

33

Keep us up to date with this guy’s “situation”.

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"Al-Masry: So, you’re not going to kill the lion?
Essawy: No. Unless it’s a matter of life or death, in which case I will be forced to kill it."

It’s a matter of life or death as soon as you step into a closed area with a god damn fucking lion lmao!

35

damn that was blunt as hell and dripping with raw sexuality

36

Watch the lion just sit there, yawn, and use the Israeli flag as a blanket.

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Maybe he can put the Lion in a Sleeper hold like Brutus the Barber Beefcake…Then cut Mufasa’s mane haha

38

It took me about 5 minutes to regain composure from laughing my ass off…

I’ve seen how thick a lion’s skull is up close, and there is no way on earth that even the most roided up, PCP-induced Toguro~esque mofo can KO a lion in one punch. I doubt even a headshot from a 9 mil could kill from a reasonable distance.

Essawy: I have a whole series of shows planned in my head. I will pull an airplane with my teeth, and I will pull an airplane with my hair. I will also be run over by an airplane. In between each of these acts, there will be lion battles.

Survival of the fittest. Lions attack the throat and the underbelly, I hope for his sake when he’s mauled it’ll be his throat so at least he’ll die quickly.

Darwin Award on eterna-lock.

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this is probably what will happen to the guy…

40

i feel sorry for the lion, they will obviously kill it to save the dude. sigh.

only way he could win this is if he goes medieval and uses full plate armor and sword/shield combo. even then the lion could still score lots of knockdowns and cause enough internal bleeding to incapacitate the dude.

if this were me, i’d feed the lion a shit ton of weed cookies, alcohol, and valium before the fight to neutralize it as much as possible.