Nails are flimsy and can’t do anything to an 800lb lion. A “Tarzan” man would most likely be calorie and almost protein deficient. Hunting and gathering for constant survival would put a toll on his body, probably giving him arthritis and a host of permanent injuries by his mid-twenties. If malaria and diphtheria hasn’t put him out of commission, Tarzan-man will make it to the ripe of age of 35 after breaking his leg and losing an eye trying to raid an African Crowned Eagle’s nest for eggs.
Vid is not working for me, so nothing happened?
Pretty much. He got in the cage. The lion sat there. It got up once, and the dude yelled at it, and then it sat down, the dude scurried out of there and was like “VICTORY!!!”
not to mention being a Tarzan-Man is nearly impossible…diseases would do him in before any animal could…you think a tarzan man would have near super human abilities? he’d have the stamina of an obese 50 year old
why does Tarzan man have to neglect modern medical science?
because it’s tarzan, man.
to add to that, this “Tarzan man” you’re referring to is a nomad who chases after animals for his food. settlers lived much longer lives
He would’ve done better if he hit training mode in bloody roar. At least he would’ve known the hitboxes then.
but what happens if it is a brock lesnar-tarzan guy? Who actually knows some headlocks and other holds which he learned from goofing around with his gorilla friends?
A hold is going to be pretty useless for a human. the small animals are agile as fuck and the large animals are stronger and faster
^ i can see it like this. A brock lesnar-tarzan that was trained by gorillas to fight, with 6 inch nails in both hands and feet and really sharp teeth from all the coconut biting, or he gave his teeth a make over like that lizard guy. He jumps on the back of a lion, head locks him from there and sinks his teeth in also.
That’s some violent shit there.
man maybe I’m just too realistic
human jaws are insanely weak compared to the real fighting animals. lions can bite through meat, flesh and bone… some of us have trouble biting through ice. and as someone stated before, nails are very flimsy… for a reason. they’re not weapons like a cat’s claws, they’re tools. and if he was trained by gorillas to fight then he’ll be a sorry ass Tarzan cause he’s not a gorilla, he’s a human. he put that lion in a headlock, lion fuckin barrel rolls and takes his ass to the ground, dominates the rest of the fight
man can train their jaws, dude. It’s called adapting… that shit is possible!!
Besides, we’ve seen a bunch of chinese munks getting kneed in the balls and they acted as if nothing happened.
I think i should insert a new trait, a black brock lesnar sized Buddhist tarzan guy with long hair and 6 inch nails vs an african king lion. That shit would be awesome.
Cisco, I ask this in all seriousness: Are you trolling?
If he was, would he give you a serious response to your serious question?
he’s fantasizing. he’ll stop when he cums
Fuck this Tarzan-man bullshit, send in Kazuma Kiryu:
Will like this post as soon as I get home. GDLK.
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here’s a fucked up question…is there a chance some kinda martial arts master could actually take out a tiger or lion? Bare hands? With a sword? ???
you’ve been watching too many kung fu movies. they can’t actually fly through the air and dodge bullets.