I bet I could write better porn than this.
In fact, I will.
So let me get this straight. Misogynistic, abusive ass attacks girlfriend because she was reading a book glorifying a relationship with an abusive, misogynistic ass…
Peter Griffin’s, Peterotica is a good source of reference material for writing a trashy love novel.
Please put it in The Lounge.
Why not here?
Step one: said porn takes place in a world where only women exist.
Fake and 50 Shades of Gay
I never seen so many likes in one thread since LI Joe getting sponsored by Brazzers
I think a “last man left on Earth” porno would be quite epic if done right.
That would be a female murder fest, not a porno.
His dick would’ve eventually fall off, if you read Y the Last Man. Then again, he had the hots for the Black chick at the end.
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Get it.
Sending responds from my iPhone, like a champ. Sorta.
Y the last man jumped the shark after the scene where he pulls out and cums on his girls’ stomach and then refers to it (his semen) as his “weakness”. says a lot about a man when he’s willing to unironically put such sissy nonsense on paper.
i wouldn’t let my ex watch girls (the tv show) bcuz the main character’s boyfriend was too much like me. gotta screen what your heaux are watching, son.
THIS BOOK IS GETTING A MOVIE!?
I have become 50 shades of red (from anger).
Your avatar portrays this perfectly.
A picture of a tranny taking it in the ass portrays that perfectly?
Whatever floats you boat sailor.
Been reading “reviews” and dissections of 50 Shades of Grey, there is some entertaining shit, there. Not so much the book itself, but they way people enjoy ripping it to pieces.
From here: http://jenniferarmintrout.blogspot.ca/p/jen-reads-50-shades-of-grey.html?zx=2dd023a96c1352b3
[LEFT]But Ana doesn’t really object to this twisted logic, because Christian wants to fuck her, and as we all know, Ana is nothing but an open vagina with a bachelor’s in English.[/LEFT]
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[LEFT]Ana points out that having sex in bed is “vanilla”, and Chedward tells her that he’s fine with vanilla.[/LEFT]
[LEFT][FONT=verdana][SIZE=1]“Since when?”**“Since last Saturday. Why? Were you hoping for something more exotic?” My inner goddess pops her head above the parapet.[/FONT][/SIZE][/LEFT]
[LEFT] Back that shit right up? That bitch has a castle now? Ana, you better get your inner goddess under control before she starts building siege engines.[/LEFT]
[LEFT]There’s some dialogue while they go into the bedroom and get Ana naked, and then it’s all:[/LEFT]
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[LEFT][FONT=verdana][SIZE=1]*“Don’t you want to fuck?” he asks.“No,” I breathe.“Oh.” He frowns.*Okay, here goes… deep breath.
“I want you to make love to me.”[/FONT][/SIZE][/LEFT]
[LEFT]This makes Mr. Grey furious. He tells her that touching is a hard limit, and then he’s all, “Just put on this t-shirt and go to bed.” Ana goes to the bathroom and checks herself out in the mirror.[/LEFT]
[LEFT][FONT=verdana][SIZE=1] *After all that I’ve done today, it’s still the same ordinary girl gaping back at me. *What did you expect - that you’d grow horns and a little pointy tail? My subconscious snaps at me. And what the hell are you doing? Touching is his hard limit. Too soon, you idiot, he needs to walk before he can run. My subconscious is furious, medusa-like in her anger, hair flying, her hands clenched around her face like Edvard Munch’s Scream.[/FONT][/SIZE][/LEFT]
[LEFT]What do Medusa and the guy in The Scream have in common? THEY DON’T HAVE FUCKING HAIR, ANA. That’s like, Medusa 101, okay?[/LEFT]
[LEFT] Ana realizes that she’s rushing him, because you know, that’s too much intimacy to expect from a guy who thinks it’s acceptable to stick his fingers in your hooey at dinner with his parents.[/LEFT]
[LEFT] So, he puts the Ben Wa balls in her and asks her to get him a glass of water, and then he makes her ask him to spank her, and she does. And then he spanks her, and of course it’s mind-blowing and erotic, and then he takes the balls out and they have sex. I would excerpt some of it here, but it’s all the same words as she used in the rest of the sex scenes. Then he rubs lotion on her butt and we get the weirdest fucking pillow talk I have ever read in my entire life:[/LEFT]
[LEFT][FONT=verdana][SIZE=1]Careful not to touch my stinging behind, we are spooning again. He kisses me very softly beside my ear.**“The woman who brought me into this world was a crack-whore, Anastasia. Go to sleep.”[/FONT][/SIZE][/LEFT]
[LEFT]Right, because it’s super easy to sleep after your boyfriend calls his biological mother a crack-whore. He tells Ana that his mom died when he was four, and he doesn’t really remember much.[/LEFT]
[LEFT][FONT=verdana][SIZE=1]And I slip into a dazed and exhausted sleep, dreaming of a four-year-old, gray-eyed boy in a dark, scary, miserable place.[/FONT][/SIZE][/LEFT]
[LEFT]Sweet dreams, Ana! [/LEFT]
today at lunch at red robin some loud obnoxious women sitting at the table next to us were talking about how this was a good book. i didn’t say anything because sober i’m pretty reserved, but if i were drunk i’d have trolled the hell out of them. i was very tempted. they looked exactly like how i’d expect. frumpy middle aged white women.
a friend of mine bought the book, i dont have to tell you that i was heavily tempted to reprise the events of the article
So here’s the big question…
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Does the Duke make 50 Shades of Grey bearable?
Question:
Do women actually talk to themselves like this? I mean specifically making constant references to their “inner goddess”. So women have inner goddesses now.
If you heard a guy talking about how he has an inner god, you’d start looking at him like he’s about to invade Poland.
I do it almost weekly…
I asked my wife how dirty it was. She knows I write filth and she said “Somewhat, not too much…” - this was a horrible understatement. Anytime a pussy is referred to as “my womanhood” or “down there”, that person should not be allowed to write filth anymore.