Man attacks girlfriend with sauce over 50 Shades of Grey

i’m now trying to find the story i posted about this one hooker i saw in miami at a developer conference back in 2007 who was ugly as sin, but i was drunk and there were no other hookers available. she had a giant c-section scar and was narcoleptic, so she kept falling asleep with my dick in her mouth, so i had to keep cock slapping her to wake her up. after fucking her in various positions around my hotel room, i made her rim me before i exploded all over her face. she had expected me to explode in her mouth, but much to her surprise i pulled out at the last second and destroyed her face. her inner goddess was probably not pleased, but i think she was on drugs so she didn’t seem to mind. which considering how ugly she was, wasn’t much of a difference.

years later i still jerk off to this experience. thank god i dont have aids. i guess i am a bad person. the guilt is part of the reason i have stopped doing this. from now on if i wanna degrade a woman, it will not be over a business transaction. this story was a couple of paragraphs long and i felt it was good erotic fiction. there are also escort review sites too, and i’ve written some good erotic literature on there about my experiences as well.

That was the gayest, most self-congratulatory, and paradoxically most self-degrading shit I have read in my life. And probably ever will. By self-degrading I mean the “is a open vagina with a BA in English” part, I could care less about the sexual activity

What in the fucking name of god is a pillow talk?

man, i have to say that even when the blogger does a nice work on telling us how awful is 50 shades of shit, i still find annoying that in some way im reading that fucking garbage :rofl:

My inner goddess is Lilith.

She wants me to bring great suffering onto all males by completing a vile ritual of ineffable darkness and summoning the Castratikron from the 8th circle of hell.

But instead I post on SRK.

What’s the difference?

So basically your “inner goddess” is bottom tier.

Not really suprised.

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Chedward?

CHEDWARD?